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GUESS WHO NOW ARE ASSHOLE BUDDIES
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BREAKING NEWS ========================= WASHINGTON, D.C. (Rueters) -- The Smithsonian Institution finally has given credit where it has long been overdue. Over the weekend, it honored the genius who has proven that the evolution of man is utter bull****. Secretary Wayne Clough has announced that a repository of many of Ed Conrad's thousands upon thousands of postings to Google is now available to the public. Ed's Shakespearian diatribes can now be found at dc.smithsonian in the Google news groups and will be available 24-7 seven days a week, including Christmas and Easter. "We're fully aware that good ol' Ed has blasted the crap out of us for three decades because of our dishonesty," Cough told Fox News. "But we deserve it, Bill-O, and now we've turned the other cheek." Conrad, whom almost everyone knows is a legend in his own time, discovered petrified bones, teeth and even soft organs -- SOME HUMAN -- between anthracite veins. It obviously means that Man is as Old as Coal. However, since 1981, the so-called experts" at the Smithsonian -- and at a lot of other pseudo-scientist locations -- has claimed these fossils can never be found because they simply don't exit. But the Smithsonian has finally conceded that Ed is 1000% right and it is 1000% wrong -- and the theory of man's evolution is kaput. Incidentally, the "dc" in the dc.smithsonian archive is short for DESTROYED COMPLETELY,which is what the Ignorant Prick -- whoops, we mean Mr. Ed -- has done to the Darwin Theory as well as to the Smithsonian's credibility. This is a recent FBI file photo of Ed Conrad (Please don't shoot his eyes out.) http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Dartboard.jpg ====================== SMILE FOR THE BIRDIE This is a list of Ed's mind-boggling discoveries between coal veins which the Smithsonian has periodically --and incorrectly -- identified as rocks and/or concretions. MAN AS OLD AS COAL All of these specimens -- some human -- were discovered between anthracite veins in NE Pennsylvania in strata dated Carboniferous -- a minimum of 280 million years. PETRIFIED BONES, TEETH, EVEN SOFT ORGANS FOUND BETWEEN COAL VEINS HUMAN FINGERS (with fingernails) . . . http://www.edconrad.com/pics/FINGERSx.jpg ============= "THE WORLD'S OLDEST HUMAN SKULL" -- Wilton M. Krogman was the world-famous physical anthropologist and human anatomist who wrote the book, "The Human Skeleton in Forensic Medicine" http://www.edconrad.com/pics/OldestHumanSkull.JPG http://www.edconrad.com/pics/z11calv.jpg http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Skullx.jpg http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Skully.jpg http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/cm...es/catcalv.jpg ============= A HUMAN CRANIUM EMBEDDED IN BOULDER http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/pa...ata/skulla.jpg http://www.edconrad.com/pics/skullb.jpg http://www.edconrad.com/pics/SkullBoulderSide.jpg ============== A FEMUR . . . (Still embedded in shale) http://www.edconrad.com/pics/z8femur.jpg MORE WHERE THEY CAME FROM A TIBIA . . . http://www.edconrad.com/pics/newtibia.jpg A FRONTAL MANDIBLE . . . http://www.edconrad.com/FOSSILS08/HumanJaw3.jpg A SIDE MANDIBLE . . . http://www.edconrad.com/lifeafterdea...ata/conrad.jpg GALL BLADDER . . . http://www.edconrad.com/FOSSILS08/GallBladder1.jpg A HUMAN BRAIN (Only one hemisphere, unfortunately) . . . http://www.edconrad.com/pics/HumanBrain.jpg A PETRIFIED PENIS . . . http://www.edconrad.com/pics/PetrifiedPP.jpg THE OLDEST MAN-MADE TOOL http://www.edconrad.com/pics/OldestTool.jpg ============= A PETRIFIED BONE EMBEDDED IN SLATE http://www.edconrad.com/FOSSILS08/InSlate11.jpg TWO PETRIFIED FETUSES (One has turned to coal) . . . http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Fetuses2.jpg A CANINE TOOTH OF A LARGE ANIMAL http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/cm...les/1tooth.jpg "MR. LONG-EARS" EMBEDDED IN A BOULDER http://www.edconrad.com/images/inslate_mysterious.jpg http://www.edconrad.com/images/inslate5.jpg ============================ JUST SOME OF THE PHYSICAL EVIDENCE http://www.edconrad.com/pics/TestResults.jpg THE PSEUDOS SHOULD'VE KNOWN THAT SOMEDAY THEIR **** WOULD HIT THE FAN http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/in.../quotesnew.gif http://www.edconrad.com/canals/index_files/hooton.gif ============== MAN AS OLD AS COAL http://www.edconrad.com http://groups.google.com/group/alt.f...2305f02e955b66 =================== GOD REVEALS A FEW SECRETS ABOUT HIMSELF http://www.edconrad.org |
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GUESS WHO NOW ARE ASSHOLE BUDDIES
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the Ed Conrad bozo wrote: ========================= BREAKING NEWS ========================= WASHINGTON, D.C. (Rueters) -- The Smithsonian Institution .... You really are just a bat **** crazy piece of ****, aren't you? |
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