PSEUDO-SCIENTISTS LUCKY THEY HAVE A PLACE TO HIDE

http://www.edconrad.com/pics/TightFit.jpg

Disclose.TV (Truth Revealed) is an extremely popular Usenet
Forum which just loves blowing its own horn by boasting that
it isn't afraid of getting involved in conspiracies or red-hot
controversies.

However, its proclaimed fearlessness suddenly stopped abruptly
just minutes after Ed Conrad posted a message about his
discoveries of petrified human remains between coal veins
when he received a very nasty nasty e-mail from Disclose.TV informing
him that, henceforth, he was "BANNED FOR LIFE"
from the forum.

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SMITHSONIAN ADDS ITS TWO-CENTS WORTH
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We, esteemed executives and staff members of the Smithsonian
Institution here in Washington, D.C., hereby declare here and now
that one Ed Conrad has NOT discovered petrified bones, teeth
and soft organs -- SOME HUMAN -- between coal veins near
Mahanoy City, Pa., in strata dated at a minimum of 280 million
years by the U.S. Geological Survey and every geology textbook
that has ever been published.

IF true -- which it surely isn't -- it certainly would mean that
Charles Darwin and his Theory of Evolution have made
a monkey out of all of us for more than a century, something
that just isn't even remotely possible.

To admit that Mr. Conrad is right -- that WE, who know it ALL,
are dead wrong -- would be a direct insult to our Pseudo-Scientific
Establishment and would prove that this Ignorant Prick has been
RIGHT ALL ALONG while constantly accusing our most prestigious
scientists of deceit, deception, collusion and conspiracy in an effort
to protect our outrageous, fact-less theory of man's evolution..

Ed Conrad, you see, simply DOES NOT possess the physical
evidence to back up his big mouth and his undocumented
accusations -- and all he is doing is ****ing us off royally.

In fact, many of we atheists and evolutionists actually toss
and turn in our sleep and a few of us have been suffering
with messy diarrhea.since Ed first reared his ugly head..

Just take a gander at the Raving Lunatic's blurry photos
below and you'll see for yourself that NONE of them could
possibly be identified as petrified bones, etc.

PETRIFIED HUMAN SKULL EMBEDDED IN BOULDER

Photo shows boulder after it was removed from between anthracite
veins from depth of approximately 250 feet..

http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/pa...ata/skulla.jpg

Photo reveals the dramatic similarity to the contour of a human
cranium.

http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/pa...ata/skullb.jpg

American Medical Laboratories in Chantilly, Va., identified dried
blood in granules removed from inner surface of what bears a distinct
likeness to a human cranium.

OTHER SPECIMENS IDENTIFIED AS PETRIFIED REMAINS

http://www.edconrad.com/pics/FINGERSx.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/OldestHumanSkull.JPG
http://www.edconrad.com/FOSSILS08/HumanFemur.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/newtibia.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/HumanJaw3.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/HumanBrain.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/MoreFossils.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/HumanBrain.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/GallBladder2.jpg

OTHER PETRIFIED FOSSILS

http://www.edconrad.com/pics//z3dino.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/LargeTooth5.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Fetus6.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Fetuses2.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Scorpion.jpg

http://www.edconrad.com/pics/FirstDiscovery.jpg
htp://www.edconrad.com/pics/InSlate3.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/InSlate2.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/InSlate11.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/images/inslate.gif
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/PetrifiedPP.jpg

A HORSE OF A DIFFERENT FIRE DEPT.

http://www.edconrad.com/images/inslate5.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/images/inslate_mysterious.jpg

WORLD'S OLDEST TOOL
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/OldestTool.jpg

See, we here at the Smithsonian ALL KNOW what genuine fossils
should look like and it's obvious that all of these look like common
ordinary rocks.

In fact, to prove how right we are and how wrong Ed Conrad is, we
at the Smithsonian offer this letter sent him by no less than David
Pilbeam, then professor of anthropology at Harvard University
and currently holding a more prestigious and better-paying job.

Dear Mr. Conrad:

Thank you for your letter.

I do not think you have a fossil.

I find it incredible that anyone familiar with fossils would.

Any further correspondence would waste both our times.

Sincerely,

David Pilbeam
Harvard University

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MAN AS OLD AS COAL

http://groups.google.com/group/alt.g...09ed3b4f7a7647
and
http://www.edconrad.com

PROOF OF LIFE AFTER DEATH

http://www.edconrad.org

In article
,
"Ed. Conrad" wrote:

http://www.edconrad.com/pics/TightFit.jpg

Ed Conrad brain as old as coal.

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