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Old October 1st 12, 11:57 AM posted to sci.anthropology.paleo,sci.astro,soc.culture.usa,alt.politics.democrats.d,alt.politics.usa.republican
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===========================
HOLY SH*T!
===========================

PHILADELPHIA (Rueters) -- The
football used in the Eagles' thrilling
19-17 victory over the New York Giants
on Sunday night is heading straight
to Heaven.

It will be personally carried
there and given to God by Jimmy
Hoffa when he finally gets a decent,
well-deserved funeral on Thursday.

Jimmy, who reportedly was fatally
shot in a hunting accident around
midnight on July 30, 1975, always
told people he was a Detroit Lions
fan but in his heart he really loved
the Eagles.

===========================
EARLIER STORY
===========================

PHILADELPHIA (Rueters) -- A
moment of silence will be held before
the kickoff of tonight's Eagles' game
with the New York Giants to pray for
the repose of the soul of an American
idol.

Jimmy Hoffa, president of the
Teamsters Union, would have celebrated
his 100th birthday next July but, sadly,
was the unfortunate victim of a hunting
accident just before midnight oO July
30, 1975, and hadn't been seen since.

Sources say that Richard "Don't
Call Me a Dick" Cheney, who'd become
VICE president 26 years later, was
a member of the hunting party.

Here's the official FBI file photo
of Jimmy after Ed Conrad, a noted fossil
hunter, discovered his corpse deep
inside a coal mining stripping pit
near Mahanoy City, Pa., the other day.

http://www.popsci.com/files/imagecac...kullbullet.jpg

Good ol' Ed shows exactly where Jimmy's body was found.

http://www.edconrad.com/pics/conradshovel.jpg

Hoffa, who was called "Shorty"
by those around him because was only
5-foot-5, is a favorite of all Giants
fans because it was believed that his
bones -- interred with cement -- are
holding up one of the goal posts at
Giants Stadium.

Some die-hard fans claim it was
their lucky charm to help the Giants
win the Super bowl last season.

http://www.vcgamplifier.com/wp-conte...ield-Goal2.jpg

=======================

OTHER GREAT MYSTERIES SOLVED BY ED CONRAD

MAN AS OLD AS COAL
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.f...2305f02e955b66
http://www.edconrad.com

DEATH DOES NOT EXIST
http://www.edconrad.org

NOW WE KNOW WHO KILLED JFK
http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...4022&q=jfk+as#

911 ALL OVER AGAIN
https://groups.google.com/forum/?fro...ad/vYW_4Jxb7mo

TIME TO END THE CANCER CURE CONSPIRACY
https://groups.google.com/forum/?fro...ad/3rVk6-Kaejc

MOONED OVER MIAMI
http://news.goldenweb.it/article.php...dc.smithsonian

WHO SAID DOGS CAN'T TALK?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGeKSiCQkPw

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Old October 1st 12, 07:15 PM posted to sci.anthropology.paleo,sci.astro,soc.culture.usa,alt.politics.democrats.d,alt.politics.usa.republican
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Default NEARER, MY GAWD, TO THEE . . .

On Oct 1, 3:57*am, wrote:

===========================
* * * * * * *HOLY SH*T!
===========================

* * PHILADELPHIA (Rueters) -- The
football used in the Eagles' thrilling
19-17 victory over the New York Giants
on Sunday night is heading straight
to Heaven.

* * It will be personally carried
there and given to God by Jimmy
Hoffa when he finally gets a decent,
well-deserved funeral on Thursday.

* * Jimmy, who reportedly was fatally
shot in a hunting accident around
midnight on July 30, 1975, always
told people he was a Detroit Lions
fan but in his heart he really loved
the Eagles.

===========================
* * * * * EARLIER STORY
===========================

* * * *PHILADELPHIA (Rueters) -- A
moment of silence will be held before
the kickoff of tonight's Eagles' game
with the New York Giants to pray for
the repose of the soul of an American
idol.

* * * *Jimmy Hoffa, president of the
Teamsters Union, would have celebrated
his 100th birthday next July but, sadly,
was the unfortunate victim of a hunting
accident just before midnight oO July
30, 1975, and hadn't been seen since.

* * *Sources say that Richard "Don't
Call Me a Dick" Cheney, who'd become
VICE president 26 years later, was
a member of the hunting party.

* * *Here's the official FBI file photo
of Jimmy after Ed Conrad, a noted fossil
hunter, discovered his corpse deep
inside a coal mining stripping pit
near Mahanoy City, Pa., the other day.

*http://www.popsci.com/files/imagecac...rge/articles/s....

Good ol' Ed shows exactly where Jimmy's body was found.
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/conradshovel.jpg

* * * Hoffa, who was called "Shorty"
by those around him because was only
5-foot-5, is a favorite of all Giants
fans because it was believed that his
bones -- interred with cement -- are
holding up one of the goal posts at
Giants Stadium.

* * * Some die-hard fans claim it was
their lucky charm to help the Giants
win the Super bowl last season.
http://www.vcgamplifier.com/wp-conte...ield-Goal2.jpg

=======================

OTHER GREAT MYSTERIES SOLVED BY ED CONRAD

MAN AS OLD AS COALhttp://groups.google.com/group/alt.fan.ed-conrad/msg/522305f02e955b66http://www.edconrad.com

DEATH DOES NOT EXISThttp://www.edconrad.org

NOW WE KNOW WHO KILLED JFKhttp://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-5770984395481454022&q=jfk+as#

911 ALL OVER AGAINhttps://groups.google.com/forum/?fromgroups=#!topic/alt.fan.ed-conrad...


Since when has our government and their oligarch puppet-masters been
perfectly honest with the rest of us?
 




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