Planet Earth only known planet to harbor life per NY Times Newspaper

So leave already, foolish frootie!

Saul Levy


On Fri, 11 Aug 2006 14:22:41 -0400, nightbat
wrote:

Capt. Nightbat Sir,

I vote for "first contact", very soon!

O.H.J.



nightbat

Thank you Officer Honest John your vote of confidence is duly
noted and logged. We must try our best to help bring about First
Official Contact Day just as my Sil affirmed so long ago, We Are Ready!

carry on,
the nightbat

"nightbat" wrote in message
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nightbat wrote

The NY Times posts Earth only known planet to harbor life
but the profound Earth Science Team Officers know better for the net
Seans have reported otherwise and due to Officer nightbat's Red Halo
discovery.

See:
http://query.nytimes.com/search/quer...dq=19960101&td

Since I didn't want to wade through pages and pages to find the above
mentioned article, I only have the following comment:

Of all the Newspapers, the New York Times truly measures up and gives
definitive meaning to the moniker "Rag". It does not surprise me that the
scandal plagued rag would want us to believe that life on Earth is unique.
These column hacks couldn't hit their collective asses with both hands, thus
coming to the conclusion that, obviously, they don't have any asses.