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Hi NightBat I like the way you discribe Darla,and if she can copy the
looks of Sharon Stone she is an asset to mankind on this Earth.
Sharon Stone is the smartest woman in the world Bert

Bert wrote,

I like the way you discribe Darla,and if
she can copy the looks of Sharon Stone
she is an asset to mankind on this Earth.

Bert, I hear tell she has a glorious set of hooters that totally resist
aging. She has conquered to aging process. Our geneticists have recently
discovered that telomere shortening directly correlates to the aging
rate. You need to ask her about this. Is telomere shortening the _cause_
of aging, or is it a by-product? In other words, could you control the
speed of the car by twisting the speedometer needle? Heh. Watch her
start frantically looking up "telomere shortening".
Also ask her this: if researcheres could arrest telomere
shortening, could they also cure that rare genetic disorder *progeria*,
in which children age at a greatly accelerated rate?
oc

Hi oc If Darla just tells me she has pills that will make me look 20
years younger,and than stop the aging process I'll take the chance,and
send her an email check,and she can fill in the amount. She could be an
alien,and I'll take the chance. She speaks a lot of languages(that's a
clue) I wonder if she has web feet? Well this is a bad morning to
talk pills. My wife but a Viagra pill in my Bud,and I took one going to
bed,and I have been up all night. Bert

Bert writes,

Well this is a bad morning to talk pills.
My wife but a Viagra pill in my Bud,and I
took one going to bed,and I have been
up all night.

Sounds like you used to have trouble 'just keeping it up', now you have
trouble keeping it down.g oc

oc Right you are. When I was young Pee-air (that's the French name for
my penis) nature balanced out up or down.In this spacetime(my twilight
years) Pee-air is in the hands of my doctor she knows what strength
Viagra Pee-air needs.(better than my wife) Before I go over the Niagara
Falls(when my time is nearly up) I will take a whole bottle of
Viagra,and that way St. Peter will not need to ask me my first wish
entering heaven(Pee-air will make it very obvious) Bert