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"SHOCKER WARNING!!!,...., Bozo the faggot clown!!!..." ( Anyone know this guy, I went to Clown College with him)



 
 
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Old January 20th 07, 10:39 AM posted to rec.arts.marching.drumcorps,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.fan.art-bell,alt.astronomy,alt.comedy.standup
Colonel Jake
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Default "SHOCKER WARNING!!!,...., Bozo the faggot clown!!!..." ( Anyone know this guy, I went to Clown College with him)

This is about Bozo?,
"One of JJAYBOYD' best friends here at
Alt.Comedy.Standup,...., before clicking on Bozo'
encyclopediadramatica link?!?!?!,....,
be advised,...., it was only intended for queer eyes
only,...., I had to pluck my eyes out and wash them
before I could see again,...., so be advised!!!..."


"Bozo'De'Asshole" wishing for a
cornhole (dreamin'bout his male friend Gölök Buday)
Jacked'off writing this message wrote
ups.com...
: wrote:
: Bozo wrote:
:
http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php/Goatse
:
: Bozo,
: Next time warn us about this ****. My web browser at work that I use on
: my breaks just told me that it's tasteless, and had restricted access.
: Now I'm worried, not because the computer is judging me, but I wonder
: if it will keep a record of this outside the computer. Just put a
: little warning next time.
:
: Sorry ... thoughtless me ... but what do you expect from a contempuous
: clown ... if you look closely though, you can definitely see Vince's
: mom in there waving.
:
: -Bozo-
:

Damn Blozo?,
"You really didnt have to show off your boyfriend
Gölök Buday,...., but what could we expect from a
faggot clown such as yourself you
sick'ass'cock'sucking'fist'butt'****ing'maggot!!!. .."

--
¸,.,¸,.,
:HaHaHa ```````''' {°v°} '''´´´´´´´
`^'^´~`'
,.,¸,.,¸¸,.,¸,.,
:VK all the way ```````''' {°v°} '''´´´´´´´
`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^
..,¸,.,¸¸,.,¸,.,¸¸,.
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`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`

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¸,.,¸
:AUK: Goofy Azzed Babboon, Sep 05
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¸,.,¸
:AUK: Unabomber Surprise, Apr 06
`^'^´ http://www.coloneljake.com/pages/page002/
¸,.,¸
:AUK: Bolo Bullis Foam Duck #20, Apr 06
`^'^´ http://www.coloneljake.com/pages/page003/
¸,.,¸
:AUK: Bob Allisat Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker, May 06
`^'^´ http://www.coloneljake.com/pages/page004/
¸,.,¸
:AUK: Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle, May 06
`^'^´ trained by Pinku-Sensei
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¸,.,¸,.,¸,.,¸,.,¸,.,¸,.,¸,.,¸,.,¸,.,¸,.,¸¸,.,¸,
»»»xXx««« ko( o )kY b( O )ogers »»»xXx«««
`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´

http://www.coloneljake.com/AUK/

,¸,.,¸¸,.,¸,.,¸¸,.,¸,.,¸¸,.,¸,.,¸¸,.,¸,.,¸¸,.,¸,.,
Nada???,...., ain't got ****e from AFA-B yet ???
`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`'
,.,¸,.,¸¸,.,¸,.,¸¸,.,¸,.,¸¸,.,¸,.,¸¸,.,¸,.
«,» AUK's der'any RAMD'sters go home «,»
`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~
,.,¸,.,¸¸,.,¸,.,¸¸,.,¸,.,¸¸,.,¸,.,¸¸,.,¸,.

©2007 Colonel Jake Enterprises, L.L.C.
Colonel Jake is a registered trademark
of Colonel Jake Enterprises, L.L.C.
All rights reserved.

`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~
¸,.,¸¸,.,¸,.,¸¸,.,¸,.,¸¸,.,¸,.,¸¸,.,¸,.,¸

I'll say whatever I flockin' want!!!

```````'''··°v°··'''´´´´´´´


^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^´^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^

"Bozo, you sick'ass'cock'sucking'fist'butt'****ing'maggot!!!. .."
(keep your faggot site to yourself, you uncontrollable queer)
http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php/Goatse

¸,.,¸
:And then some...
`^'^´



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Old January 20th 07, 05:58 PM posted to rec.arts.marching.drumcorps,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.fan.art-bell,alt.astronomy,alt.comedy.standup
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Default "SHOCKER WARNING!!!,...., Bozo the faggot clown!!!..." ( Anyone know this guy, I went to Clown College with him)


Colonel Jake wrote:
This is about Bozo?,
"One of JJAYBOYD' best friends here at
Alt.Comedy.Standup,...., before clicking on Bozo'
encyclopediadramatica link?!?!?!,....,
be advised,...., it was only intended for queer eyes
only,...., I had to pluck my eyes out and wash them
before I could see again,...., so be advised!!!..."


"Bozo'De'Asshole" wishing for a
cornhole (dreamin'bout his male friend Gölök Buday)
Jacked'off writing this message wrote
ups.com...
: wrote:
: Bozo wrote:
:
http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php/Goatse
:
: Bozo,














It's a known fact that most people who are overly and aggressively
homophobic, to the point of being considered "dangerous," are usually
trying to hide the fact that they themselves are gay. I suggest you
seek professional help ASAP!
: Next time warn us about this ****. My web browser at work that I use on
: my breaks just told me that it's tasteless, and had restricted access.
: Now I'm worried, not because the computer is judging me, but I wonder
: if it will keep a record of this outside the computer. Just put a
: little warning next time.
:
: Sorry ... thoughtless me ... but what do you expect from a contempuous
: clown ... if you look closely though, you can definitely see Vince's
: mom in there waving.
:
: -Bozo-
:

Damn Blozo?,
"You really didnt have to show off your boyfriend
Gölök Buday,...., but what could we expect from a
faggot clown such as yourself you
sick'ass'cock'sucking'fist'butt'****ing'maggot!!!. .."

--
¸,.,¸,.,
:HaHaHa ```````''' {°v°} '''´´´´´´´
`^'^´~`'
,.,¸,.,¸¸,.,¸,.,
:VK all the way ```````''' {°v°} '''´´´´´´´
`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^
.,¸,.,¸¸,.,¸,.,¸¸,.
:Colonel Jake (TM) ```````''' {°v°} '''´´´´´´´
`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`

http://www.coloneljake.com

http://www.coloneljake.com/archives/01/

¸,.,¸
:AUK: Goofy Azzed Babboon, Sep 05
`^'^´ http://www.coloneljake.com/pages/page001/
¸,.,¸
:AUK: Unabomber Surprise, Apr 06
`^'^´ http://www.coloneljake.com/pages/page002/
¸,.,¸
:AUK: Bolo Bullis Foam Duck #20, Apr 06
`^'^´ http://www.coloneljake.com/pages/page003/
¸,.,¸
:AUK: Bob Allisat Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker, May 06
`^'^´ http://www.coloneljake.com/pages/page004/
¸,.,¸
:AUK: Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle, May 06
`^'^´ trained by Pinku-Sensei
http://www.coloneljake.com/pages/page005/

¸,.,¸,.,¸,.,¸,.,¸,.,¸,.,¸,.,¸,.,¸,.,¸,.,¸¸,.,¸,
»»»xXx««« ko( o )kY b( O )ogers »»»xXx«««
`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´

http://www.coloneljake.com/AUK/

,¸,.,¸¸,.,¸,.,¸¸,.,¸,.,¸¸,.,¸,.,¸¸,.,¸,.,¸¸,.,¸,.,
Nada???,...., ain't got ****e from AFA-B yet ???
`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`'
,.,¸,.,¸¸,.,¸,.,¸¸,.,¸,.,¸¸,.,¸,.,¸¸,.,¸,.
«,» AUK's der'any RAMD'sters go home «,»
`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~
,.,¸,.,¸¸,.,¸,.,¸¸,.,¸,.,¸¸,.,¸,.,¸¸,.,¸,.

©2007 Colonel Jake Enterprises, L.L.C.
Colonel Jake is a registered trademark
of Colonel Jake Enterprises, L.L.C.
All rights reserved.

`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~
¸,.,¸¸,.,¸,.,¸¸,.,¸,.,¸¸,.,¸,.,¸¸,.,¸,.,¸

I'll say whatever I flockin' want!!!

```````'''··°v°··'''´´´´´´´


^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^´^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^'^´~`^

"Bozo, you sick'ass'cock'sucking'fist'butt'****ing'maggot!!!. .."
(keep your faggot site to yourself, you uncontrollable queer)
http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php/Goatse

¸,.,¸
:And then some...
`^'^´


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Old January 21st 07, 11:12 AM posted to rec.arts.marching.drumcorps,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.fan.art-bell,alt.astronomy,alt.comedy.standup
Tommy Joe
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Default "SHOCKER WARNING!!!,...., Bozo the faggot clown!!!..." ( Anyone know this guy, I went to Clown College with him)

wrote:


It's a known fact that most people who are overly and aggressively
homophobic, to the point of being considered "dangerous," are usually
trying to hide the fact that they themselves are gay. I suggest you
seek professional help ASAP!




I am the complete opposite of homophobic. One time a few years
back I saw two guys beating up a guy outside a gay bar. "Yo, what the
**** is the problem?", I screamed, moving in slow.

One of the guys said, "That's none of your business. Back off Big
Boy, or we'll whip your ass just like this faggot."

Well, I went ballistic. I crouched low, moving in swiftly. I
decked the first guy with a hard right hand, then swooped up on the
second guy, getting him in a headlock as I continued to rain punch
after punch into his face. Finally I released him and he crumpled to
the ground.

The gay guy in the meantime had managed to get up and stagger
slowly off. The two homophobic assholes were still on the ground,
dazed and moaning. As I stared at them in that defeated state I
noticed I had a massive hardon. That's when I turned and chased after
the staggering gay guy, yelling, "Yo, hold up brother!". We boogied
down all night. It was my first time with gay sex. I didn't like it
much - not enough to turn gay - but maybe one day I'll try it again
just to make sure. ....

But let me tell you, it was a bit embarrassing getting that hardon
when I whipped those two homophobic creeps. Ever since then I always
carry a small rope in my back pocket to tie my dick down in case I get
into a fight and am forced to beat someone to a bloody pulp.

Tommy Joe

 




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