Don't MAKE me come DOWN there!

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On Sun, 12 Feb 2006 18:32:18 GMT, "Lomie"
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"Kali" wrote in message
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In article sudHf.11919$id5.6358@bgtnsc04-
news.ops.worldnet.att.net, posted Sat, 11 Feb 2006 04:12:08
GMT, Lomie says...

"Charles D. Bohne" wrote in message
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On Thu, 09 Feb 2006 10:08:23 GMT, "Lomie"

wrote:

Hello Charles and Heather!

Kiyo was born in Okinawa, Japan, on November 22, 1921.
We rescued her on Dec. 7, 1941, just a few days following her
20th
birthday.
Her plane had been shot down by a new American battleship
weapon.
We wanted to study the damage, so we rescued the plane.
We had to reassemble Kiyo and revive her.
She came through it rather nicely, I think.

While her calendar age is almost 85 years, her mental age is
nearly
200
years, and her physical age is presently about 53 years.
She chose not to age her body there for awhile, and then
after
reading
about
the sean aging rituals, she asked to participate.
Darla, thinking it was just a little bit unusual, okayed it
anyways.
Not long after this, Kiyo became the H H I C of our crew.
Then she and Ollie became a "thing", and now she's pregnant
with
triplets
(girls girls girls hee hee ).

Despite her hefty IQ, Kiyo does get a little flustered by
some
of
the
modern
methods humans have devised to deal with their tremendous
levels
of
fear,

Like making up stories about aliens and referring to herself in
the third person?

such as in the coffeeboi posts this thread.
Couldn't you just FEEL the sweat oozing off the foreheads of
Brucie
and
K-man as they typed those words of yawning?
So wonderfully true to their primate heritage!

Thank you!

Lomie

I would have loved to hear that her biological age had stopped
at
25
:-)
How would anyone (especially any female one) like to partake
in
an
"aging program"?

Just wondering...
C.

Okay, after we put Kiyo back together (I did most of it because
I
was
freshly studying the technique. It was sort of a "test" for
me.),
Darla
explained to her that we could help her stop aging if she
wanted.
Kiyo chose to stop aging, but then a few years later she began
to
study
us
with a passion.
When she came across the sean aging rites, she seemed to be
impressed
with
the logic behind them.
So she asked to participate, and she's been aging ever since.

Now, when she gets a little older (she is almost to the human
extraction
period) she will reverse the process and her body will, uhm, age
negatively?

Okie dokie.

I'm not sure what to call it because there is no human word to
cover
it,
because it never happens on your planet.

Waitasec, I just found it in one of your books.
You have the mental equivalent you call "age regression".
Well, this would be a physical age regression.

Why not?

So anyways, when her body un-ages back to whatever age she
decides
to
stabilize at, that age is where she'll stay until the next aging
rite.

So she partook in the aging program because she wanted to enjoy
the
benefits
of aging MENTALLY.
The mental age stays with you even after your body un-ages back
to
a
favored
physical age.
And of course there are several other benefits that we'll tell
everyone
about shortly following FOC.


Lomie

Aw, don't hold back *now*... have another of whatever it is, and
post some more.

Kali
--
"We found a great number of books...and since they contained
nothing but superstitions and falsehoods of the Devil we burned
them all." - Bishop Diego De Landa, who burned priceless books
of Mayan history and science

Okay, Kali, if you promise not to woooooosh me, too. G

By the way, did I mention that I'm not really an alien?
Silouen and I were both born on Earth.

Did you grow up in the same ward?

Note: no response.


And anyways, another short-term benefit begins to manifest itself
either
the
second or third time you go through the aging rite.
Each time you regress physically, your skin thickens back to normal
for
the
age you go back to.
And each time, the skin actually thickens a teeny bit more, so
after
the
third or fourth ritual experience, your skin has thickened to where
it
is
So
much harder to pierce or bruise you.

Can you do the same skin thickening process to Bohner so he doesn't
get so hysterical and whiny when people make fun of him?

Note: no response.

Yet it is hardly noticeable in terms of any burdening difference
from
normal.

One long-term advantage we've found is that while the mental age
saturates
(ceases to increase) after a few million years, it does undergo a
series
of
"jumps" after that where it increases just a little every few times
you
practice the ritual.
The main reason weuns the seans practice this ritual is to remind
us
of
all
the reasons we do not like to age physically.
Well, at least that's My main reason.
Others have their own reasons, I suppose.

Just between you and me, we're all hoping that by participating in
our
aging
ritual, Kiyo will feel better about both herself and her presence
here
with
us.
I love her very much, as she's like a second Mom to me, so I'm
hoping
she's
able to go on fighting the strong tendency to want to die.
But life doesn't really get that much easier.

Lomie


Lemme ask you something, has any real live person ever bought a
scintilla of this hokum you're spewing?

Jade



No, of course not, Jade.
I certainly wouldn't.
We have to supply our closer human contacts with much harder evidence
than
just this hokum.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

Who are your "closer human contacts", institutionalized people who hear
voices?

Well, we Have been known to have this effect on people, yes.

But from time to time we approach certain persons in what we call a
"close
contact".
It would be a person whom we have been observing closely and whom we
trust.
We've made quite a few close contacts over the years.

Yeah, I've noticed a few of them -- they wear Star Trek pajamas, spew
technobabble they have no understanding of, and desperately want the
Good Ship Darla-Pop to drop by and save them from all their troubles.

Excellent answer !

HJ




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"Charles D. Bohne" wrote in message
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On Thu, 16 Feb 2006 11:35:08 -0600, "Honest John"
wrote:

Do you like "Schwarzwälder Sahnetorte" with your coffee?
http://www.torten-online.de/Torten.p...der-Sahnetorte
C.

Yes, please !

I didn't tell you, but I went to college in Switzerland, not too far from
where you live. Heard of the American College Of Switzerland in Leysin ?

HJ

Sure, it is in Kanton Vaude (French part of Switzerland)...
SIU / American College of Switzerland (ACS) Leysin Campus, Switzerland
part of Schiller University..
http://www.schiller.edu/cms/front_content.php?idcat=107

It's funny that my passport had a large "VD" stamp in it with the date span
that I would be in school there and I got a lot of razzing about having a VD
stamp in my passport. Didn't study much but had a blast !

HJ

"Charles D. Bohne" wrote in message
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On Thu, 16 Feb 2006 14:01:26 -0600, "Honest John"
wrote:

I got a lot of razzing about having a VD
stamp in my passport. Didn't study much but had a blast !

HJ

Venereal Diseases are rather scarce in Vaude :-)
Hope you enjoyed your time there ;-)
C.

I always assumed that the "VD" stood for Vaud, that may have changed since
then. I didn't get VD until my first date with my now ex-wife, quite
sometime after my European experiences. I rode trains and drank beer all
over Europe.

HJ

"Charles D. Bohne" wrote in message
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On Thu, 16 Feb 2006 14:51:59 -0600, "Honest John"
wrote:

I didn't get VD until my first date with my now ex-wife

You should have seen that as an omen ;-)
C.

When I was 19 and invincible I didn't do a whole lot of deep thinking, just
deep partying !

HJ

"Honest John" wrote in message
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"Charles D. Bohne" wrote in message
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On Wed, 15 Feb 2006 14:40:00 -0600, "Honest John"
wrote:

Is he being assisted by Elvis ?

HJ

Reverent Elvis now .. he became a preacher man ..
changed his name to Captain Blues Bear ... or was
this on planet "Rupert"?
C.

Carl Sagan and A.C. Clark should have some "lively" discussions !

HJ


Hmm... didn't know Clarke was dead. The news should come as a terriffic
surprise to him.

Greysky

"Charles D. Bohne" wrote in message
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On Thu, 16 Feb 2006 21:23:15 GMT, "Greysky"
wrote:

Hmm... didn't know Clarke was dead. The news should come as a terriffic
surprise to him.

Greysky
Arthur C. Clarke was born in the seaside town of Minehead, Somerset,
England on December 16, 1917 so he's 88 by now .. :-)
almost dead, I would say ;-
C.

If Sagan can talk to old sea mammals, then he can talk to an old geezer who
used to write sci-fi !

HJ

"Charles D. Bohne" wrote in message
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On Thu, 16 Feb 2006 15:08:53 -0600, "Honest John"
wrote:

When I was 19 and invincible I didn't do a whole lot of deep thinking,
just
deep partying !

HJ
Made the same mistake ...
Age is no excuse :-) ... I was 34 at my first marriage :-)
C.

I put that off till I was 30, wife was 23 at the time.

HJ

"Charles D. Bohne" wrote in message
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On Thu, 16 Feb 2006 16:56:57 -0600, "Honest John"
wrote:


"Charles D. Bohne" wrote in message
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On Thu, 16 Feb 2006 21:23:15 GMT, "Greysky"

wrote:

Hmm... didn't know Clarke was dead. The news should come as a
terriffic
surprise to him.

Greysky
Arthur C. Clarke was born in the seaside town of Minehead, Somerset,
England on December 16, 1917 so he's 88 by now .. :-)
almost dead, I would say ;-
C.

If Sagan can talk to old sea mammals, then he can talk to an old geezer
who
used to write sci-fi !

HJ

This post might contain a valid statement, or not.
C. :

You got Clark's phone number, I'll call him on the phone and ask him if he's
been talking to old sea mammals.

HJ

"Honest John" wrote in message
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"Charles D. Bohne" wrote in message
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On Thu, 16 Feb 2006 16:56:57 -0600, "Honest John"
wrote:


"Charles D. Bohne" wrote in message
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On Thu, 16 Feb 2006 21:23:15 GMT, "Greysky"

wrote:

Hmm... didn't know Clarke was dead. The news should come as a
terriffic
surprise to him.

Greysky
Arthur C. Clarke was born in the seaside town of Minehead, Somerset,
England on December 16, 1917 so he's 88 by now .. :-)
almost dead, I would say ;-
C.

If Sagan can talk to old sea mammals, then he can talk to an old geezer
who
used to write sci-fi !

HJ

This post might contain a valid statement, or not.
C. :

You got Clark's phone number, I'll call him on the phone and ask him if
he's
been talking to old sea mammals.

HJ


OK. His phone number is 1-800-EAT-**** :-)
Let us all know what he tell you G

Greysky

"Greysky" wrote in message
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"Honest John" wrote in message
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"Charles D. Bohne" wrote in message
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On Thu, 16 Feb 2006 16:56:57 -0600, "Honest John"
wrote:


"Charles D. Bohne" wrote in message
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On Thu, 16 Feb 2006 21:23:15 GMT, "Greysky"

wrote:

Hmm... didn't know Clarke was dead. The news should come as a
terriffic
surprise to him.

Greysky
Arthur C. Clarke was born in the seaside town of Minehead, Somerset,
England on December 16, 1917 so he's 88 by now .. :-)
almost dead, I would say ;-
C.

If Sagan can talk to old sea mammals, then he can talk to an old
geezer
who
used to write sci-fi !

HJ

This post might contain a valid statement, or not.
C. :

You got Clark's phone number, I'll call him on the phone and ask him if
he's
been talking to old sea mammals.

HJ


OK. His phone number is 1-800-EAT-**** :-)
Let us all know what he tell you G

I think that you're trying to pull my leg, aren't you ?

HJ