OOOOOHHH!

OM wrote:

On Fri, 21 May 2004 08:24:49 -0500, Pat Flannery
wrote:



DO _NOT_ BE LED ASTRAY...WEAR LEAD UNDERWEAR AND PRAY!!!! :-)



...Actually, she's a pretty nice gal. Blows my mind to think that when
she was growing up in the Soviet Union, I was training to turn her
into a pillar of salt and her homeland into a series of glassed-over
parking lots.


The Russians I met while over there seemed a very likable bunch; a
little cracked mayhaps, but likable.

DO _NOT_ BE LED ASTRAY...WEAR LEAD UNDERWEAR AND PRAY!!!!

I'm thinking of making that little turn of phrase my .sig; it would also
look cool on a bumper sticker, especially if there was a citation to
some book of the Bible after it, say: "Let thee not be led astray; wear
thee underwear of lead, and pray." -Rev. 23:13

Pat

"OM" om@our_blessed_lady_mary_of_the_holy_NASA_researc h_facility.org wrote
in message ...
On Fri, 21 May 2004 08:24:49 -0500, Pat Flannery
wrote:

DO _NOT_ BE LED ASTRAY...WEAR LEAD UNDERWEAR AND PRAY!!!! :-)

...Actually, she's a pretty nice gal. Blows my mind to think that when
she was growing up in the Soviet Union, I was training to turn her
into a pillar of salt and her homeland into a series of glassed-over
parking lots.


"The Russians love their children too." -- Sting

In article ,
says...


OM wrote:


(*) No, really, that's her name, although all the other waitresses
call her Sputnik. The fact that I knew *both* sources of her name
endeared me to her in really short time.


NUCLEAR-POWERED SOVIET-SPACE-SLUT ZOMBIE FROM THE "RED RUSSIAN PLANET"
MARS!
RUN!!!....BEFORE HER DREAD BALALAIKA BOOB BLASTER BEAMS STRIKE YOU DOWN,
AND YOU BECOME YET ANOTHER SEX-STARVED SLAVE-STUD OF THE MALICIOUS (but,
oh...so delicious!) MUSCOVITE MARS MAIDENS!
DO _NOT_ BE LED ASTRAY...WEAR LEAD UNDERWEAR AND PRAY!!!! :-)

AND WATCH THE SKIES!!! WATCH THE SKIES!!!

Doug

"OM" om@our_blessed_lady_mary_of_the_holy_NASA_researc h_facility.org wrote
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...Actually, she's a pretty nice gal. Blows my mind

Isn't that the wrong part of the anatomy?

Doug... wrote:

AND WATCH THE SKIES!!! WATCH THE SKIES!!!




More like "Watch your flys! Keep watching your flys!"

Pat

"Scott Hedrick" wrote in message
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"OM" om@our_blessed_lady_mary_of_the_holy_NASA_researc h_facility.org
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...Actually, she's a pretty nice gal. Blows my mind

Isn't that the wrong part of the anatomy?

Some would say, no, not in this case.

On Fri, 21 May 2004 14:26:16 -0400, "Scott Hedrick"
wrote:

"OM" om@our_blessed_lady_mary_of_the_holy_NASA_researc h_facility.org wrote
in message ...
...Actually, she's a pretty nice gal. Blows my mind

Isn't that the wrong part of the anatomy?

....I've been ignoring these trite responses from those of you in the
Penis Gallery, but in Scott's case, I find it laughable that someone
with a name as easily phonetically misinterpretable as "Head Trick"
would risk becoming the target of ridicule by getting in the middle of
this one.

And on *that* note, I've really got to get going to this bikini car
wash, as IIRC she's supposed to be involved in it...

OM

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"OM" om@our_blessed_lady_mary_of_the_holy_NASA_researc h_facility.org wrote
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with a name as easily phonetically misinterpretable as "Head Trick"

My dad, James, has been asked for Jimi Hendrix's autograph.

While my father can spell guitar, he can't even play an air one.

"Scott Hedrick" wrote in message
. ..

"OM" om@our_blessed_lady_mary_of_the_holy_NASA_researc h_facility.org
wrote
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with a name as easily phonetically misinterpretable as "Head Trick"

My dad, James, has been asked for Jimi Hendrix's autograph.

While my father can spell guitar, he can't even play an air one.

He can spell gitar? geetar? guttah?


--
Alan Erskine
We can get people to the Moon in five years,
not the fifteen GWB proposes.
Give NASA a real challenge

On Sun, 23 May 2004 16:57:12 -0400, "Scott Hedrick"
wrote:

My dad, James, has been asked for Jimi Hendrix's autograph.

"Oh, you 'ave a new musical number? Who's it by?"

"Uh...James...James Hendrix, ma'am."

OM

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"No ******* ever won a war by dying for | http://www.io.com/~o_m
his country. He won it by making the other | Sergeant-At-Arms
poor dumb ******* die for his country." | Human O-Ring Society

- General George S. Patton, Jr