The Muon Lifetime Hoax in Einstein's Schizophrenic World

According to Brian Greene, if the muon is "sitting in front of you", it will self-destruct very quickly. Muons moving at high speed live longer, as predicted by Divine Albert's Divine Theory: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QnmnLmwBmfE

Muons that Einsteinians refer to as "sitting in front of you" or "at rest" are actually undergoing a catastrophe - their speed instantly changes from almost 300000 km/s to zero:

http://cosmic.lbl.gov/more/SeanFottrell.pdf
"The lifetime of muons at rest [...] Some of these muons are stopped within the plastic of the detector and the electronics are designed to measure the time between their arrival and their subsequent decay. The amount of time that a muon existed before it reached the detector had no effect on how long it continued to live once it entered the detector. Therefore, the decay times measured by the detector gave an accurate value of the muon's lifetime. After two kinds of noise were subtracted from the data, the results from three data sets yielded an average lifetime of 2.07x 10^(-6)s, in good agreement with the accepted value of 2.20x 10^(-6)s."

http://www.physics.rutgers.edu/ugrad...on-rutgers.pdf
"In order to measure the decay constant for a muon at rest (or the corresponding mean-life) one must stop and detect a muon, wait for and detect its decay products, and measure the time interval between capture and decay. Since muons decaying at rest are selected, it is the proper lifetime that is measured. Lifetimes of muons in flight are time-dilated (velocity dependent), and can be much longer..."

For that reason the lifetime of muons "at rest" is shorter than the lifetime of moving muons (which are not undergoing a catastrophe). There is no time dilation.

An analogous story (in a world even more idiotic than Einstein's schizophrenic world):

In order to measure the lifetime of a driver at rest, one must observe a car coming to a sudden stop into a wall, and measure the time interval between the collision and the last breath of the driver. The lifetime of moving drivers is much longer, as predicted by Divine Alfred's Divine Theory.

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