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Old June 8th 04, 01:53 AM
LaDonna Wyss
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Well, now that I understand the lingo I'm even more astonished than
before. This big, astounding, definitive "report" you have all been
citing is that RIDICULOUS letter from Sensenbrenner he wrote to
follow-up Heffernan's even MORE ridiculous report????? GIVE ME A
BREAK! That's not a report; it's a LETTER (those of you who claim to
have college degrees surely know the difference) and a white-wash.
Have you examined those photographs? Have you compared that piece
that was cut from the bracket God-knows-when to the piece of metal
Scott found? They do not even remotely resemble each other
geometrically, neither are the holes the same.
Talk about NASA spokespieces; have you all considered a career as PAO?
LaDonna
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Old June 8th 04, 03:49 AM
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On Mon, 07 Jun 2004 20:14:31 -0500, Herb Schaltegger
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P.S. Stop using INAPPROPRIATE capitalization. It makes you seem
IRRATIONAL.


...."Seem"?

OM

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Old June 8th 04, 03:50 AM
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On 7 Jun 2004 17:53:15 -0700, (LaDonna Wyss)
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Talk about NASA spokespieces; have you all considered a career as PAO?


....Seems you'd be more qualified, as both you and they are obviously
prostituting themselves for banal causes.

OM

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Old June 8th 04, 04:18 AM
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Herb Schaltegger wrote:

P.S. Stop using INAPPROPRIATE capitalization. It makes you seem
IRRATIONAL.


Remember my posting on how to write like a madman:

Joe Strout wrote:


This is a good first try, but if you really want to be a net.kook you
must master this traditional practices:

1. Insert exclamation points in more or less random places -- the more
the better.

You can NEVER HAVE TOO MANY!!!!!!



2. Put more (random) words in ALL CAPS. Your second paragraph above
isn't too bad, but the first one has no all-caps words at all -- any
net.kook would be embarassed to write even one sentence that way.

I prefer the "slow Build In-to RAVING!!!!" technique...first, all lower
case...then, Bit By Bit, the beginning of Capitalization Of Words...
Then ALL Words Capitalized; And SOME WORDS Completely Capitalized, SUCH
AS THESE! FINALLY ALL WORDS CAPITALIZED; AND THE INSERTION OF STRANGE
PUNCTUATION AND OBSCURE VERBIAGE; SUCH AS: "TO-MORROW", AND,
"SHALT"...giving the impression that one is dealing with some
religiously crazed mass murderer who would always use a knife rather
than a gun....Because Guns ARE NOT MENTIONED IN THE CHRIST'S "T"
HOLY-BIBLE-BOOK!!!



3. Try harder to screw up the spelling, punctuation, and grammar.
Getting those things right makes you appear educated, which is generally
incompatible with being a proper net.kook.


Remember that piece of wisdom about dogs that don't bark, but DO
bite.... AND DO BITE!!!



4. If possible, try to work in a government conspiracy.


But NOT A Government of THIS Planet... OR EVEN DIMENSION!!!



I'm certainly not an expert, but I'll attempt to illustrate:

"1 All MATTER at it's basest (far!! below atoms, and below quarks)
exists as quantum strings of VIBRATION. 2 Matter gets it's ULTIMATE
properties depending onHOW these superstrings vibrate, there frequency!
3 Therefore, in theory one could MANIPULATE all matter by controlled
alteration of these vibrational FREQUENCIES!!!
ONE of the simpler applications of such DEEP manipulation would be
this: You could MAKE a material that was TOTALLY INVULNERABLE to ANY
kind of damage from anything ABOVE the level of quantum strings!!!
Repected scientists have known about this for DECADES, but it has been
supressed by the NSA using MIND-CONTROL devices."

Keep working at it, and soon you'll be a true net.kook!

Cheers,
- Joe


And Where, "Prey-Tell", is the VITAL MENTION of THE WORKS OF NICKEL-EYE
TESLA????
The Ones That THE SATAN ("S"+Naked=SNAKED!) INSPIRED!!!

P.


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Old June 8th 04, 12:49 PM
OM
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On Tue, 08 Jun 2004 06:08:16 GMT, Bruce Palmer
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Time to put up or shut up.


....Actually, the latter would suffice.

OM

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