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Tacit Admission, Extraterrestrial Saucer At Groom Lake
On Fri, 23 Apr 2004 20:55:56 -0700, House Widdershins
wrote: X-No Archive-YesOn Fri, 23 Apr 2004 23:33:37 GMT, * wrote: On Fri, 23 Apr 2004 17:09:08 -0600, "Carl R. Osterwald" wrote: snip There are no unidentified flying objects at Groom Lake, there is however an extraterrestrial saucer, which is not flying -- and can not be flown by human beings. Wrong! There are currently no fewer than 6 test pilots who can fly the saucers at Groom. More are being trained all the time. Nope. There's only one saucer, it's located at S4, across from the communications center. They can't fly it. They've never been able to fly it. They can't even get it above ground, it's many floors underground. Human beings are not biologically equipped to interface with the guidance system on the craft which is guided by the mind. And it takes more than one mind to fly it, in tandem. The aliens knew this when they left it at Holloman. One of the favored bits of disinformation is there's fleets of alien craft and all sorts of other bull crap. Of course that's why NASA is still flying the rattle trap shuttle. Get informed about this, or stop trying to call attention to yourself by lying, and trying to convince people you know more than you do. snarf Who are you trying to kid, dip ****. |
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Microsoft: Enables Lockheed's Echelon to Spy on the Wrold
On Fri, 23 Apr 2004 22:37:45 -0600, "Carl R. Osterwald" wrote:
In article , wrote: On Fri, 23 Apr 2004 18:49:20 -0800, "Vanilla Gorilla (Monkey Boy)" wrote: [...] That's why kook belief is faith based. It's a fanatical religion for the brain dead. Are you trying to be the Archbishop? Only a complete moron would call someone who has an IQ of 200 a kook. BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!! Between you and Foamy tonight, usenet comedy beats TV by light years. You're trying real hard to make other believe you're laughing, but you're not. You're just as stupid and dishonest as the rest of the so called US government. |
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Microsoft: Enables Lockheed's Echelon to Spy on the Wrold
On Fri, 23 Apr 2004 22:37:45 -0600, "Carl R. Osterwald" wrote:
In article , wrote: On Fri, 23 Apr 2004 18:49:20 -0800, "Vanilla Gorilla (Monkey Boy)" wrote: [...] That's why kook belief is faith based. It's a fanatical religion for the brain dead. Are you trying to be the Archbishop? Only a complete moron would call someone who has an IQ of 200 a kook. BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!! Between you and Foamy tonight, usenet comedy beats TV by light years. You're trying real hard to make other believe you're laughing, but you're not. You're just as stupid and dishonest as the rest of the so called US government. |
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Extraterrestrial Saucer at Groom Lake Microsoft: Enables Lockheed's Echelon to Spy on the World
On Fri, 23 Apr 2004 23:04:29 -0600, "Carl R. Osterwald" wrote:
[...] Getting nasty now, Alexa? Your paranoia is showing. So is your obsession! Got your acceptance speech ready? ROFLMAO, idiot! Like anyone believes the US government or defense contractors or paid Usenet posters are honest! |
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Extraterrestrial Saucer at Groom Lake Microsoft: Enables Lockheed's Echelon to Spy on the World
On Fri, 23 Apr 2004 23:04:29 -0600, "Carl R. Osterwald" wrote:
[...] Getting nasty now, Alexa? Your paranoia is showing. So is your obsession! Got your acceptance speech ready? ROFLMAO, idiot! Like anyone believes the US government or defense contractors or paid Usenet posters are honest! |
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Extraterrestrial Saucer at Groom Lake
On Fri, 23 Apr 2004 23:04:29 -0600, "Carl R. Osterwald" wrote:
[...] Getting nasty now, Alexa? Got your acceptance speech ready? You have a real problem with admitting there's an extraterrestrial saucer at Groom Lake. And everyone knows why. Care to share your paranoia with the viewing audience? No? We understand why. Lockheed;s made billions off of bilking the American taxpayers off of bogus 'national security'. -=-=-=-=- Official AFA-B Bully, Pest, Antagonist, and Gubmint Disinformation Agent Laugh while you can monkey boy. The jig is up. It's obvious to even the mot retarded reader that you've got a vested interest in keeping the public from the truth. |
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Extraterrestrial Saucer at Groom Lake
On Fri, 23 Apr 2004 23:04:29 -0600, "Carl R. Osterwald" wrote:
[...] Getting nasty now, Alexa? Got your acceptance speech ready? You have a real problem with admitting there's an extraterrestrial saucer at Groom Lake. And everyone knows why. Care to share your paranoia with the viewing audience? No? We understand why. Lockheed;s made billions off of bilking the American taxpayers off of bogus 'national security'. -=-=-=-=- Official AFA-B Bully, Pest, Antagonist, and Gubmint Disinformation Agent Laugh while you can monkey boy. The jig is up. It's obvious to even the mot retarded reader that you've got a vested interest in keeping the public from the truth. |
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Lockheed: Perpetrated the 9-11 Attack on the USA
"*" wrote in message ... On Fri, 23 Apr 2004 05:22:22 GMT, "Bookman" wrote: "*" wrote in message .. . On Fri, 23 Apr 2004 05:06:13 GMT, "Bookman" wrote: [...] No point in your ko0kscreed then. Keep thumping yer bible. Christianity is mind control. Prove I'm a Christian, k0ok. Your handlers are doing a poor job with you. So how many multiple personalities do you have? Well, there's you. That's one MPD I own. ESL! -- Bookman -The Official Overseer of Kooks and Trolls in AFA-B Kazoo Konspirator #668 (The Neighbor of the Beast) We're not laughing _with_ bRay! Clue-Bat Wrangler Namer of the 10-gallon Creel Keeper of the Nickname List Despotic Kookologist of the New World Order |
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Lockheed: Perpetrated the 9-11 Attack on the USA
"*" wrote in message ... On Fri, 23 Apr 2004 05:22:22 GMT, "Bookman" wrote: "*" wrote in message .. . On Fri, 23 Apr 2004 05:06:13 GMT, "Bookman" wrote: [...] No point in your ko0kscreed then. Keep thumping yer bible. Christianity is mind control. Prove I'm a Christian, k0ok. Your handlers are doing a poor job with you. So how many multiple personalities do you have? Well, there's you. That's one MPD I own. ESL! -- Bookman -The Official Overseer of Kooks and Trolls in AFA-B Kazoo Konspirator #668 (The Neighbor of the Beast) We're not laughing _with_ bRay! Clue-Bat Wrangler Namer of the 10-gallon Creel Keeper of the Nickname List Despotic Kookologist of the New World Order |
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Extraterrestrial Saucer at Groom Lake Microsoft: Enables Lockheed's Echelon to Spy on the World
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On Sat, 24 Apr 2004 03:55:38 GMT, Otis Reed wrote: On Sat, 24 Apr 2004 02:41:20 GMT, * wrote: Kooky is trying to make people believe the US government is honest. ROFL, coffee out the nose, the whole 9 yards. I was laughing when I wrote that! 'Honest government' is an oxymoron, like 'military intelligence'. Indeed it is! Picture this: The Almighty and Brilliant US government gets stuck with an extraterrestrial saucer, which they didn't want in the first place, but the aliens leave the damned thing on the runway at Holloman. The Geniuses at DoD have NO clue how to fly it and **** their pants trying to figure out how to ditch it, or hide it or something! argh So they bury it underground at Groom! It's a matter of 'national security' you know. They must not tell people that there's aliens everywhere and they are totally inept, so they hide it. Meanwhile, back in Washington, the Most Brilliant of Brilliant (aka think tanks) decide the best way to cover their asses (because they're stupid) is to let defense contractors handle the situation, lest people find out there's aliens! So they hand the saucer over, along with the rest of the government, to Lockheed, who then proceeds to go on a killing rampage all over the world because they've got the perfect cover -- National Security! It's a freak show. Sad, but hilarious. The damned idiots are killing themselves over an extraterrestrial saucer at Groom Lake. rolls eyes Your enthusiasm is laudable, but you just aren't inventive enough to make your story interesting or even plausible. As a matter of fact, you're a ****in' lamer. Every time you try to embellish your goofy nonsense, you just emphasize how dumb it was at the start. There is definitely not an "extraterrestrial saucer" at Groom Lake. If there were, I'd know about it. |
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