Nobbly Wobbly II Dog Toy...

Elf ~
The Chinese Crested Dog,
(Hairless, with a wif of headhair)
Stars as
The Impish Jester
In a forthcoming ballet ~

~ Fifth Avenue Gold Coast:
A Pee Promenade ~

* A New Ballet, a Pet Parade,
Performance
By Ballets Russes *
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A Morning Wood Production
Shakespeare's Globe Theatre
West Edge Off Center
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* Dogging Arts * Fogging Minds * It's a Star *
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Bark-Not-Bio-Feed-Back-Dog
Stationary Bark Control
Place the Stationary Bark Control unit in any room of the home where barking is
an issue. When the unit hears the dog bark, it emits a loud, ultrasonic sound
to interrupt the dog.

“Please Santa, can I have one?
My doggie is really sweet and loving but talks too much!�
~ Vashti

Actually, we have here an example of the same training mechanism that is
involved in effectively applied spanking.
~ John

John,
Don't you mean,
Not spanking, but, rather,
Wanking?!

Please
Find Elf ~
His collar broke,
Or he artfully disengaged...

But, please,
Do not chase Elf,
As he’s terribly shy,
Runs circles
Around people ~
Very rapid pirouettes!

But alas,
Elf does not know
He’s Star of the show!

After Elf,
They broke the mould,
No more sold!
So get your tickets now.

“Ohhhh,
You need me baby?�
~ Fab

Who are you?

“I'm sure I speak for all RR when I say
“GET A F"""ING LIFE!�

A has a life!
Me!

“Anyone living on the Cape
Know a turkey
Day race close to Chatham? If so,
If no races, how about a run Thursday
Or Friday? Reply via
Email.�
~ Doug Freese

Which male, you?
No snail mail, no, not on Turkey Day.
L’escargot, yes, a day of rest.
Try Wells Fargo,
Or the Delta
Of Venus Shuttle
Cock...
Stick off!
Bad!
Mitt...
Off,
Bare-handed, better...

...or a tear’s cape
For that Cod Piece
de Résistance!

~ Peace ~

~ waves ~

[Hey!]

“The glow of victory!�

“That hat's the afterglow of your boyfriends weiner
Flying furiously in and out of
Your (_!_)hole.�

No,
That’s Wood’s Hole,
Cape Cod!

No, that's victor-is-us!
Victor got anquished, now spoils
Fall our way,
Now all's victorius.

No, that's victor-r-us ~
Victor[ia] got anguished, now spoils
Fall our way, vanquished
Anguish ~
Now all's victorious.

....speaking of impish jesters
Courtly ~ Come
On down Mr.
Stanley Rouse ~
Bring your mouse
2!
*
“I'll have to quote that
As an example of iambic pentameter.
Check this out ~
In a crowded elevator with a hungry alligator.�
~ Katz

Just see: Gloss-Ary

Nobbly Wobbly II
Dog Toy...
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