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Old November 4th 08, 08:44 PM posted to alt.astronomy
Double-A[_2_]
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It is finally Election Day. The ballots have been stuffed, the voting
machines have been rigged, and the computers have been secretly
reprogrammed. The last minute smear pamphlets have been hung on the
doorknobs overnight, the pool tax signs have gone up, and the goons
have been deployed to the polling places to look over your shoulder
hand help you make the "right" choice. Republicans have been reminded
to vote Nov. 4th, and Democrats have been reminded that THEIR day to
vote is Nov. 5th. So we are in for another rip-snortin' all American
election! Vote early and vote often and rest assured that however you
vote, the outcome of the election is in good hands. The Supreme Court
is standing by, so may the best foreign born candidate win!

Double-A

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Old November 4th 08, 09:11 PM posted to alt.astronomy
BradGuth
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On Nov 4, 11:44 am, Double-A wrote:
It is finally Election Day. The ballots have been stuffed, the voting
machines have been rigged, and the computers have been secretly
reprogrammed. The last minute smear pamphlets have been hung on the
doorknobs overnight, the pool tax signs have gone up, and the goons
have been deployed to the polling places to look over your shoulder
hand help you make the "right" choice. Republicans have been reminded
to vote Nov. 4th, and Democrats have been reminded that THEIR day to
vote is Nov. 5th. So we are in for another rip-snortin' all American
election! Vote early and vote often and rest assured that however you
vote, the outcome of the election is in good hands. The Supreme Court
is standing by, so may the best foreign born candidate win!

Double-A


An across the board 10%/year budget cut shouldn't be all that
insurmountable, unless you folks don't intend to give an inch without
a good and bloody fight.

How much time before BHO gets your JFK treatment?

~ BG
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Old November 4th 08, 10:06 PM posted to alt.astronomy
Hagar[_1_]
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"BradGuth" wrote in message
...
On Nov 4, 11:44 am, Double-A wrote:
It is finally Election Day. The ballots have been stuffed, the voting
machines have been rigged, and the computers have been secretly
reprogrammed. The last minute smear pamphlets have been hung on the
doorknobs overnight, the pool tax signs have gone up, and the goons
have been deployed to the polling places to look over your shoulder
hand help you make the "right" choice. Republicans have been reminded
to vote Nov. 4th, and Democrats have been reminded that THEIR day to
vote is Nov. 5th. So we are in for another rip-snortin' all American
election! Vote early and vote often and rest assured that however you
vote, the outcome of the election is in good hands. The Supreme Court
is standing by, so may the best foreign born candidate win!

Double-A


An across the board 10%/year budget cut shouldn't be all that
insurmountable, unless you folks don't intend to give an inch without
a good and bloody fight.

How much time before BHO gets your JFK treatment?


JFK's only claim to fame was that he shtupped that Monroe chick. Other than
that, he became an overblown martyr, compliments of Lee Harvey Oswald.
BHO, however, wouldn't make a pimple on JFK's ass.


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Old November 4th 08, 10:23 PM posted to alt.astronomy
BradGuth
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On Nov 4, 1:06 pm, "Hagar" wrote:
"BradGuth" wrote in message

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On Nov 4, 11:44 am, Double-A wrote:
It is finally Election Day. The ballots have been stuffed, the voting
machines have been rigged, and the computers have been secretly
reprogrammed. The last minute smear pamphlets have been hung on the
doorknobs overnight, the pool tax signs have gone up, and the goons
have been deployed to the polling places to look over your shoulder
hand help you make the "right" choice. Republicans have been reminded
to vote Nov. 4th, and Democrats have been reminded that THEIR day to
vote is Nov. 5th. So we are in for another rip-snortin' all American
election! Vote early and vote often and rest assured that however you
vote, the outcome of the election is in good hands. The Supreme Court
is standing by, so may the best foreign born candidate win!


Double-A


An across the board 10%/year budget cut shouldn't be all that
insurmountable, unless you folks don't intend to give an inch without
a good and bloody fight.


How much time before BHO gets your JFK treatment?


JFK's only claim to fame was that he shtupped that Monroe chick. Other than
that, he became an overblown martyr, compliments of Lee Harvey Oswald.
BHO, however, wouldn't make a pimple on JFK's ass.


If that's what makes sleeper-cell Hagar a happy camper.

~ BG
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Old November 4th 08, 11:33 PM posted to alt.astronomy
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You forgot the old lady in front of me slowing everything down, DA!
lmao!

Saul Levy


On Tue, 4 Nov 2008 11:44:50 -0800 (PST), Double-A
wrote:

It is finally Election Day. The ballots have been stuffed, the voting
machines have been rigged, and the computers have been secretly
reprogrammed. The last minute smear pamphlets have been hung on the
doorknobs overnight, the pool tax signs have gone up, and the goons
have been deployed to the polling places to look over your shoulder
hand help you make the "right" choice. Republicans have been reminded
to vote Nov. 4th, and Democrats have been reminded that THEIR day to
vote is Nov. 5th. So we are in for another rip-snortin' all American
election! Vote early and vote often and rest assured that however you
vote, the outcome of the election is in good hands. The Supreme Court
is standing by, so may the best foreign born candidate win!

Double-A

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Old November 5th 08, 03:34 AM posted to alt.astronomy
ah
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Default Election Day!

Double-A wrote:
It is finally Election Day. The ballots have been stuffed, the voting
machines have been rigged, and the computers have been secretly
reprogrammed. The last minute smear pamphlets have been hung on the
doorknobs overnight, the pool tax signs have gone up, and the goons
have been deployed to the polling places to look over your shoulder
hand help you make the "right" choice. Republicans have been reminded
to vote Nov. 4th, and Democrats have been reminded that THEIR day to
vote is Nov. 5th. So we are in for another rip-snortin' all American
election! Vote early and vote often and rest assured that however you
vote, the outcome of the election is in good hands. The Supreme Court
is standing by, so may the best foreign born candidate win!


Did you vote?
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ah
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Old November 5th 08, 04:52 AM posted to alt.astronomy
Mark Earnest
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It's a revolution.
Every 4 years in America,
we overthrow the government.
Totally illegal, but we do it anyway.



"Double-A" wrote in message
...
It is finally Election Day. The ballots have been stuffed, the voting
machines have been rigged, and the computers have been secretly
reprogrammed. The last minute smear pamphlets have been hung on the
doorknobs overnight, the pool tax signs have gone up, and the goons
have been deployed to the polling places to look over your shoulder
hand help you make the "right" choice. Republicans have been reminded
to vote Nov. 4th, and Democrats have been reminded that THEIR day to
vote is Nov. 5th. So we are in for another rip-snortin' all American
election! Vote early and vote often and rest assured that however you
vote, the outcome of the election is in good hands. The Supreme Court
is standing by, so may the best foreign born candidate win!

Double-A



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Old November 5th 08, 06:31 AM posted to alt.astronomy
BradGuth
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Default Election Day!

On Nov 4, 6:34 pm, ah wrote:
Double-A wrote:
It is finally Election Day. The ballots have been stuffed, the voting
machines have been rigged, and the computers have been secretly
reprogrammed. The last minute smear pamphlets have been hung on the
doorknobs overnight, the pool tax signs have gone up, and the goons
have been deployed to the polling places to look over your shoulder
hand help you make the "right" choice. Republicans have been reminded
to vote Nov. 4th, and Democrats have been reminded that THEIR day to
vote is Nov. 5th. So we are in for another rip-snortin' all American
election! Vote early and vote often and rest assured that however you
vote, the outcome of the election is in good hands. The Supreme Court
is standing by, so may the best foreign born candidate win!


Did you vote?
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ah


Double-A probably had to vote 3 or 4 times.

~ BG
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Old November 5th 08, 10:51 AM posted to alt.astronomy
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DA's ballots are still on the bench he sleeps on, BradBoi! lmfjao!

He'd have to print them too.

I'm sure lots of Obama-lama's supporters voted MANY TIMES!

That's why I said before that the election should have been held up
for 2-3 months to check EVERY ONE OF THE NEW VOTER REGISTRATIONS.

If you live on a park bench or an empty lot or use MANY NAMES: NO
VOTE!

Saul Levy


On Tue, 4 Nov 2008 21:31:26 -0800 (PST), BradGuth
wrote:

Double-A probably had to vote 3 or 4 times.

~ BG

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Old November 5th 08, 10:47 PM posted to alt.astronomy
Double-A[_2_]
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On Nov 4, 6:34*pm, ah wrote:
Double-A wrote:
It is finally Election Day. *The ballots have been stuffed, the voting
machines have been rigged, and the computers have been secretly
reprogrammed. *The last minute smear pamphlets have been hung on the
doorknobs overnight, the pool tax signs have gone up, and the goons
have been deployed to the polling places to look over your shoulder
hand help you make the "right" choice. *Republicans have been reminded
to vote Nov. 4th, and Democrats have been reminded that THEIR day to
vote is Nov. 5th. *So we are in for another rip-snortin' all American
election! Vote early and vote often and rest assured that however you
vote, the outcome of the election is in good hands. *The Supreme Court
is standing by, so may the best foreign born candidate win!


Did you vote?
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ah



No, ah. Unlike in truly democratic countries, in the US people
without fixed addresses are not allowed to vote.

Double-A

 




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