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December 12th 06, 11:42 PM
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The greatest woman ever
Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
Tim Bruening wrote: Larry Krzewinski wrote: On 3 Nov 2004 14:50:24 -0600, "Milton J. Smuthworthy, I" wrote: Carly Phelps? Not unless she weighs more than 880 pounds. Alan, where have you been hiding? You haven't posted much lately. Living the life that I do have outside Usenet. You should look for one, too. Don't mention your life outside of Usenet! Last time all the rocking, howling and head-banging almost tipped the bus over! Yeah. I still have a headache from it. You would have gotten a shiney new toy too if you weren't so preoccupied with the no-no toy. Un-uh. I've seen your shiny new toys after Doreen gets done with them. Why not? They're even shinier! But the batteries are all used up and they aren't shinier, they're wet! I'm glad to keep abreast of this thread. I'm glad you're keeping me abreast of this thread. I'm glad you're keeping a breast. 
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#2
December 13th 06, 08:17 PM
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The greatest woman ever
Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
Holly wrote: Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote: Tim Bruening wrote: Larry Krzewinski wrote: On 3 Nov 2004 14:50:24 -0600, "Milton J. Smuthworthy, I" wrote: Carly Phelps? Not unless she weighs more than 880 pounds. Alan, where have you been hiding? You haven't posted much lately. Living the life that I do have outside Usenet. You should look for one, too. Don't mention your life outside of Usenet! Last time all the rocking, howling and head-banging almost tipped the bus over! Yeah. I still have a headache from it. You would have gotten a shiney new toy too if you weren't so preoccupied with the no-no toy. Un-uh. I've seen your shiny new toys after Doreen gets done with them. Why not? They're even shinier! But the batteries are all used up and they aren't shinier, they're wet! I'm glad to keep abreast of this thread. I'm glad you're keeping me abreast of this thread. I'm glad you're keeping a breast. I have lots of double-breasted suits because two breasts are better than one. Except on the red breasted grebe.
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December 13th 06, 08:22 PM
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The greatest woman ever
Sir F. A. Rien wrote: On 12 Dec 2006 15:42:27 -0800, "Holly" found these unused words floating about: Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote: Tim Bruening wrote: Larry Krzewinski wrote: On 3 Nov 2004 14:50:24 -0600, "Milton J. Smuthworthy, I" wrote: Carly Phelps? Not unless she weighs more than 880 pounds. Alan, where have you been hiding? You haven't posted much lately. Living the life that I do have outside Usenet. You should look for one, too. Don't mention your life outside of Usenet! Last time all the rocking, howling and head-banging almost tipped the bus over! Yeah. I still have a headache from it. You would have gotten a shiney new toy too if you weren't so preoccupied with the no-no toy. Un-uh. I've seen your shiny new toys after Doreen gets done with them. Why not? They're even shinier! But the batteries are all used up and they aren't shinier, they're wet! I'm glad to keep abreast of this thread. I'm glad you're keeping me abreast of this thread. I'm glad you're keeping a breast. Navel mind ... The widening circles from this post have a nipple effect. That saved Chad from hanging.
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#4
December 14th 06, 01:41 AM
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The greatest woman ever
Holly wrote:
Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote: Holly wrote: Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote: Tim Bruening wrote: Larry Krzewinski wrote: On 3 Nov 2004 14:50:24 -0600, "Milton J. Smuthworthy, I" wrote: Carly Phelps? Not unless she weighs more than 880 pounds. Alan, where have you been hiding? You haven't posted much lately. Living the life that I do have outside Usenet. You should look for one, too. Don't mention your life outside of Usenet! Last time all the rocking, howling and head-banging almost tipped the bus over! Yeah. I still have a headache from it. You would have gotten a shiney new toy too if you weren't so preoccupied with the no-no toy. Un-uh. I've seen your shiny new toys after Doreen gets done with them. Why not? They're even shinier! But the batteries are all used up and they aren't shinier, they're wet! I'm glad to keep abreast of this thread. I'm glad you're keeping me abreast of this thread. I'm glad you're keeping a breast. I have lots of double-breasted suits because two breasts are better than one. Except on the red breasted grebe. A grebe. -- ah
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#5
December 14th 06, 01:41 AM
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The greatest woman ever
Holly wrote:
Sir F. A. Rien wrote: On 12 Dec 2006 15:42:27 -0800, "Holly" found these unused words floating about: Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote: Tim Bruening wrote: Larry Krzewinski wrote: On 3 Nov 2004 14:50:24 -0600, "Milton J. Smuthworthy, I" wrote: Carly Phelps? Not unless she weighs more than 880 pounds. Alan, where have you been hiding? You haven't posted much lately. Living the life that I do have outside Usenet. You should look for one, too. Don't mention your life outside of Usenet! Last time all the rocking, howling and head-banging almost tipped the bus over! Yeah. I still have a headache from it. You would have gotten a shiney new toy too if you weren't so preoccupied with the no-no toy. Un-uh. I've seen your shiny new toys after Doreen gets done with them. Why not? They're even shinier! But the batteries are all used up and they aren't shinier, they're wet! I'm glad to keep abreast of this thread. I'm glad you're keeping me abreast of this thread. I'm glad you're keeping a breast. Navel mind ... The widening circles from this post have a nipple effect. That saved Chad from hanging. Wot? -- ah
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#6
December 14th 06, 04:01 PM
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The greatest woman ever
"Holly" wrote in message ups.com... Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote: Holly wrote: Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote: Tim Bruening wrote: Larry Krzewinski wrote: On 3 Nov 2004 14:50:24 -0600, "Milton J. Smuthworthy, I" wrote: Carly Phelps? Not unless she weighs more than 880 pounds. Alan, where have you been hiding? You haven't posted much lately. Living the life that I do have outside Usenet. You should look for one, too. Don't mention your life outside of Usenet! Last time all the rocking, howling and head-banging almost tipped the bus over! Yeah. I still have a headache from it. You would have gotten a shiney new toy too if you weren't so preoccupied with the no-no toy. Un-uh. I've seen your shiny new toys after Doreen gets done with them. Why not? They're even shinier! But the batteries are all used up and they aren't shinier, they're wet! I'm glad to keep abreast of this thread. I'm glad you're keeping me abreast of this thread. I'm glad you're keeping a breast. I have lots of double-breasted suits because two breasts are better than one. Except on the red breasted grebe. Yers. Putting two red breasts on one of those could be get you arrested for Grebous Bodily Harm! And the trouble with double-breasted suits is they make you look like Jackie Mason and then people expect you to do the voice as well! Where's the spoon? AHA!
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#7
December 14th 06, 04:02 PM
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The greatest woman ever
"ah" wrote in message ... Holly wrote: Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote: Holly wrote: Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote: Tim Bruening wrote: Larry Krzewinski wrote: On 3 Nov 2004 14:50:24 -0600, "Milton J. Smuthworthy, I" wrote: Carly Phelps? Not unless she weighs more than 880 pounds. Alan, where have you been hiding? You haven't posted much lately. Living the life that I do have outside Usenet. You should look for one, too. Don't mention your life outside of Usenet! Last time all the rocking, howling and head-banging almost tipped the bus over! Yeah. I still have a headache from it. You would have gotten a shiney new toy too if you weren't so preoccupied with the no-no toy. Un-uh. I've seen your shiny new toys after Doreen gets done with them. Why not? They're even shinier! But the batteries are all used up and they aren't shinier, they're wet! I'm glad to keep abreast of this thread. I'm glad you're keeping me abreast of this thread. I'm glad you're keeping a breast. I have lots of double-breasted suits because two breasts are better than one. Except on the red breasted grebe. A grebe. -- OK. Where's the spoon? Ah, Ha!
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#8
December 14th 06, 11:41 PM
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The greatest woman ever
ah wrote: Holly wrote: Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote: Holly wrote: Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote: Tim Bruening wrote: Larry Krzewinski wrote: On 3 Nov 2004 14:50:24 -0600, "Milton J. Smuthworthy, I" wrote: Carly Phelps? Not unless she weighs more than 880 pounds. Alan, where have you been hiding? You haven't posted much lately. Living the life that I do have outside Usenet. You should look for one, too. Don't mention your life outside of Usenet! Last time all the rocking, howling and head-banging almost tipped the bus over! Yeah. I still have a headache from it. You would have gotten a shiney new toy too if you weren't so preoccupied with the no-no toy. Un-uh. I've seen your shiny new toys after Doreen gets done with them. Why not? They're even shinier! But the batteries are all used up and they aren't shinier, they're wet! I'm glad to keep abreast of this thread. I'm glad you're keeping me abreast of this thread. I'm glad you're keeping a breast. I have lots of double-breasted suits because two breasts are better than one. Except on the red breasted grebe. A grebe. -- Plebe.
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#9
December 15th 06, 01:14 AM
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The greatest woman ever
Holly wrote:
ah wrote: Holly wrote: Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote: Holly wrote: Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote: Tim Bruening wrote: Larry Krzewinski wrote: On 3 Nov 2004 14:50:24 -0600, "Milton J. Smuthworthy, I" wrote: Carly Phelps? Not unless she weighs more than 880 pounds. Alan, where have you been hiding? You haven't posted much lately. Living the life that I do have outside Usenet. You should look for one, too. Don't mention your life outside of Usenet! Last time all the rocking, howling and head-banging almost tipped the bus over! Yeah. I still have a headache from it. You would have gotten a shiney new toy too if you weren't so preoccupied with the no-no toy. Un-uh. I've seen your shiny new toys after Doreen gets done with them. Why not? They're even shinier! But the batteries are all used up and they aren't shinier, they're wet! I'm glad to keep abreast of this thread. I'm glad you're keeping me abreast of this thread. I'm glad you're keeping a breast. I have lots of double-breasted suits because two breasts are better than one. Except on the red breasted grebe. A grebe. -- Plebe. Do you remember Lyndon Johnson? -- ah
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December 15th 06, 02:18 AM
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The greatest woman ever
ah wrote:
Holly wrote: ah wrote: Holly wrote: Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote: Holly wrote: Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote: Tim Bruening wrote: Larry Krzewinski wrote: On 3 Nov 2004 14:50:24 -0600, "Milton J. Smuthworthy, I" wrote: Carly Phelps? Not unless she weighs more than 880 pounds. Alan, where have you been hiding? You haven't posted much lately. Living the life that I do have outside Usenet. You should look for one, too. Don't mention your life outside of Usenet! Last time all the rocking, howling and head-banging almost tipped the bus over! Yeah. I still have a headache from it. You would have gotten a shiney new toy too if you weren't so preoccupied with the no-no toy. Un-uh. I've seen your shiny new toys after Doreen gets done with them. Why not? They're even shinier! But the batteries are all used up and they aren't shinier, they're wet! I'm glad to keep abreast of this thread. I'm glad you're keeping me abreast of this thread. I'm glad you're keeping a breast. I have lots of double-breasted suits because two breasts are better than one. Except on the red breasted grebe. A grebe. -- Plebe. Do you remember Lyndon Johnson? .........
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