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What duck droppings, you idiot!

DOOM AND GLOOM FOREVER!

I thought your Earth Science ossifers were elite, now they're
profound? What a bunch of CRAP!

SAVE US, PLEASE DARLA, THE EARTH IS DOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMEEEEEEDDDD!

Oh, the STUPIDITY!

Saul Levy


On Fri, 14 Oct 2005 19:37:23 -0500, nightbat
wrote:

nightbat wrote

You've been up very late apparently watching too many scary
movies Officer Bert, like perhaps " The night of the living Dead. " Yes
they have been burning all those infected Bird Flu virus birds and now
the death cloud is most likely heading for us. Oh the humanity, instead
of just burying the freaking infected birds they had to go ahead and
burn them now the virus is probably air born and on its way all over the
world. Just like in the movie spreading high cloud and wind all over
Europe and soon via trade winds over here. Why, why, couldn't they have
just watched the movie too or listened to the profound Earth Science
Team Officers? Poor Saul out in the desert won't know what duck
droppings hit him. We must go on making every effort to make contact
with Darla to hopefully make it out of here.

ponder on,
the nightbat

Bruce AKA Art Deco wrote:
Michael Baldwin Bruce wrote:

Bruce AKA Art Deco wrote:
Double-A wrote:

FLOOD WATERS RAVISH NORTHEAST!

New York, New Jersey, and New England, are being hit with devastating
flooding after rainfall the likes of which has not been seen since the
days of Noah!

And when, exactly, was that?

Up to a foot of rain has fallen in some areas in the last 24 hours!

Swollen rivers and streams are taking out both roadways and houses!

Flood insurance policies are rare in the area! This could be a total
loss for many people.

Is New York City itself safe?

Watch that river, Twittering!

Double-A

P.S. The Weather Bureau forecast for the area? Rain!


cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck

"Teh sky is falling! Teh sky is falling!"

"darla save us!"

She's give them all rectal probes, Bruce.

After the lizard tonguing, Bruce.

No wonder teh saucerheads are all lining up, Bruce.

--
Official Associate AFA-B Vote Rustler
Official Overseer of Kooks and Trolls in alt.astronomy

"The original human being was a female hermaphrodite with
both male and female genitalia."

"Human beings CAN NOT live in a solar system without a sun
with a ferrite core and a planet without a solid iron core."

-- Alexa Cameron, Kook of the Year 2004

Michael Baldwin Bruce wrote:

Bruce AKA Art Deco wrote:
Michael Baldwin Bruce wrote:

Bruce AKA Art Deco wrote:
Double-A wrote:

FLOOD WATERS RAVISH NORTHEAST!

New York, New Jersey, and New England, are being hit with devastating
flooding after rainfall the likes of which has not been seen since the
days of Noah!

And when, exactly, was that?

Up to a foot of rain has fallen in some areas in the last 24 hours!

Swollen rivers and streams are taking out both roadways and houses!

Flood insurance policies are rare in the area! This could be a total
loss for many people.

Is New York City itself safe?

Watch that river, Twittering!

Double-A

P.S. The Weather Bureau forecast for the area? Rain!


cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck

"Teh sky is falling! Teh sky is falling!"

"darla save us!"

She's give them all rectal probes, Bruce.

After the lizard tonguing, Bruce.

No wonder teh saucerheads are all lining up, Bruce.

She is their only hope of defeating the evil AUK hordes, Bruce.

--
Official Associate AFA-B Vote Rustler
Official Overseer of Kooks and Trolls in alt.astronomy

"The original human being was a female hermaphrodite with
both male and female genitalia."

"Human beings CAN NOT live in a solar system without a sun
with a ferrite core and a planet without a solid iron core."

-- Alexa Cameron, Kook of the Year 2004

Bruce AKA Art Deco wrote:
Michael Baldwin Bruce wrote:

Bruce AKA Art Deco wrote:
Michael Baldwin Bruce wrote:

Bruce AKA Art Deco wrote:
Double-A wrote:

FLOOD WATERS RAVISH NORTHEAST!

New York, New Jersey, and New England, are being hit with devastating
flooding after rainfall the likes of which has not been seen since the
days of Noah!

And when, exactly, was that?

Up to a foot of rain has fallen in some areas in the last 24 hours!

Swollen rivers and streams are taking out both roadways and houses!

Flood insurance policies are rare in the area! This could be a total
loss for many people.

Is New York City itself safe?

Watch that river, Twittering!

Double-A

P.S. The Weather Bureau forecast for the area? Rain!


cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck

"Teh sky is falling! Teh sky is falling!"

"darla save us!"

She's give them all rectal probes, Bruce.

After the lizard tonguing, Bruce.

No wonder teh saucerheads are all lining up, Bruce.

She is their only hope of defeating the evil AUK hordes, Bruce.

So it won't happen any time soon, Bruce?

--
Official Associate AFA-B Vote Rustler
Official Overseer of Kooks and Trolls in alt.astronomy

"The original human being was a female hermaphrodite with
both male and female genitalia."

"Human beings CAN NOT live in a solar system without a sun
with a ferrite core and a planet without a solid iron core."

-- Alexa Cameron, Kook of the Year 2004

Michael Baldwin Bruce wrote:

Bruce AKA Art Deco wrote:
Michael Baldwin Bruce wrote:

Bruce AKA Art Deco wrote:
Michael Baldwin Bruce wrote:

Bruce AKA Art Deco wrote:
Double-A wrote:

FLOOD WATERS RAVISH NORTHEAST!

New York, New Jersey, and New England, are being hit with devastating
flooding after rainfall the likes of which has not been seen since the
days of Noah!

And when, exactly, was that?

Up to a foot of rain has fallen in some areas in the last 24 hours!

Swollen rivers and streams are taking out both roadways and houses!

Flood insurance policies are rare in the area! This could be a total
loss for many people.

Is New York City itself safe?

Watch that river, Twittering!

Double-A

P.S. The Weather Bureau forecast for the area? Rain!


cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck

"Teh sky is falling! Teh sky is falling!"

"darla save us!"

She's give them all rectal probes, Bruce.

After the lizard tonguing, Bruce.

No wonder teh saucerheads are all lining up, Bruce.

She is their only hope of defeating the evil AUK hordes, Bruce.

So it won't happen any time soon, Bruce?

Only if people start dying from laughter, Bruce.

--
Official Associate AFA-B Vote Rustler
Official Overseer of Kooks and Trolls in alt.astronomy

"The original human being was a female hermaphrodite with
both male and female genitalia."

"Human beings CAN NOT live in a solar system without a sun
with a ferrite core and a planet without a solid iron core."

-- Alexa Cameron, Kook of the Year 2004

Hi nightbat Your Florida meteorologist officer Bert reporting. Right
now storm #24 is south of Cuba with winds of 35 mph Like always I like
to make my predictions very early. Its hurricane winds will miss
Miami,but not its rain. It will have winds of 70 mph as it passes 35
miles west of Tampa Giving this area rain rain rain. Prediction is
Florida's Pan Handle Yes the Pan Handle is an easy prediction for it is
the head pin of hurricane alley. It will hit as a #2 but the heavy
rain(weight of the water will give it the force of a #4). Best to keep
in mind the tornadoes harbored inside such a wide storm. Gut
feeling Tallahassee should button up. Also like to add this is going to
be the slowest storm on record. Bert

nightbat wrote

G=EMC^2 Glazier wrote:

Hi nightbat Your Florida meteorologist officer Bert reporting. Right
now storm #24 is south of Cuba with winds of 35 mph Like always I like
to make my predictions very early. Its hurricane winds will miss
Miami,but not its rain. It will have winds of 70 mph as it passes 35
miles west of Tampa Giving this area rain rain rain. Prediction is
Florida's Pan Handle Yes the Pan Handle is an easy prediction for it is
the head pin of hurricane alley. It will hit as a #2 but the heavy
rain(weight of the water will give it the force of a #4). Best to keep
in mind the tornadoes harbored inside such a wide storm. Gut
feeling Tallahassee should button up. Also like to add this is going to
be the slowest storm on record. Bert

nightbat

Duty logged Officer Bert and all Florida Panhandle residents
please take notice, Florida weather Science Officer specialist has now
issued an all points bulletin for Gulf Coast northern area. Take warning
this is not a drill, strong winds, large rainfall, with punishing wind
gusts is forecast. The system may stall like the New England one causing
potential higher wide spread cat force and tornado damage. Thanks for
your report.

ponder on,
the nightbat

nightbat wrote:

nightbat wrote

G=EMC^2 Glazier wrote:

Hi nightbat Your Florida meteorologist officer Bert reporting. Right
now storm #24 is south of Cuba with winds of 35 mph Like always I like
to make my predictions very early. Its hurricane winds will miss
Miami,but not its rain. It will have winds of 70 mph as it passes 35
miles west of Tampa Giving this area rain rain rain. Prediction is
Florida's Pan Handle Yes the Pan Handle is an easy prediction for it is
the head pin of hurricane alley. It will hit as a #2 but the heavy
rain(weight of the water will give it the force of a #4). Best to keep
in mind the tornadoes harbored inside such a wide storm. Gut
feeling Tallahassee should button up. Also like to add this is going to
be the slowest storm on record. Bert

nightbat

Duty logged Officer Bert and all Florida Panhandle residents
please take notice, Florida weather Science Officer specialist has now
issued an all points bulletin for Gulf Coast northern area. Take warning
this is not a drill, strong winds, large rainfall, with punishing wind
gusts is forecast. The system may stall like the New England one causing
potential higher wide spread cat force and tornado damage. Thanks for
your report.

ponder on,
the nightbat

As predicted, the profound saucerheads are now clucking and
regurgitating news reports about the latest Atlantic storm.

What is "higher wide spread cat force", profound saucerhead? Felines
in heat?

--
Official Associate AFA-B Vote Rustler
Official Overseer of Kooks and Trolls in alt.astronomy

"The original human being was a female hermaphrodite with
both male and female genitalia."

"Human beings CAN NOT live in a solar system without a sun
with a ferrite core and a planet without a solid iron core."

-- Alexa Cameron, Kook of the Year 2004

To you All (Florida talk) Reading the Sunday paper has the "red tide"
the worse in Florida's history. I blame this increase in the highest
gulf water temperature ever. I reported that fish porpoises,manatees and
turtles are being washed ashore. Warm water is not what fish like. Is it
possible warm water has less oxygen in it? Fish could become weak,die
or be easy prey(yes?) lay weak eggs My lake Toho has no fish,and just a
few birds that look like they have seen their last days. Can't sail
there anymore it has a smell of rotten eggs. We know heat speeds up
chemical reactions. Has man upset natures balancing act? More algae and
less fish. Bert

nightbat wrote

G=EMC^2 Glazier wrote:

To you All (Florida talk) Reading the Sunday paper has the "red tide"
the worse in Florida's history. I blame this increase in the highest
gulf water temperature ever. I reported that fish porpoises,manatees and
turtles are being washed ashore. Warm water is not what fish like. Is it
possible warm water has less oxygen in it? Fish could become weak,die
or be easy prey(yes?) lay weak eggs My lake Toho has no fish,and just a
few birds that look like they have seen their last days. Can't sail
there anymore it has a smell of rotten eggs. We know heat speeds up
chemical reactions. Has man upset natures balancing act? More algae and
less fish. Bert

nightbat

Your prediction Officer Bert of approaching tropical storm Wilma
is now confirmed. She is heading for Florida now passing the Caribbean
islands. Oh the humanity, another witch forming to bring possible
destruction and mayhem to already hard hit Florida coast. Large
predicted rain levels, strong wind gusts, hidden tornados, when will the
hurricane season end already for fearless reporting Officer Bert?
Officer reported Fish and animals all dying, lakes smelling like rotten
eggs, no hope for gators now being eaten by snakes and finding fish and
gators roaming around looking for safety in Florida backyards.

carry on,
the nightbat