VOTE! Usenet Kook Awards, July 2004

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Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler wrote:

Forwarded to relevant ngs, note the F/U to AUK, please retain latter to
vote.

Here follows the one true ballot for the July 2004 Usenet Kook awards.
Anybody may vote, but your votes may be disqualified, mocked, burnt,
shredded and/or recycled for use as toilet paper at the Vote
Wrangler's discretion if

* you are a previous winner of Kook of the Month or the Bobo
Award
* you attempt to vote twice
* you vote anonymously or with an unidentified sockpuppet
* you vote for or against yourself
* you vote in a thread other than this one
* you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK without crossposting to
AUK
* you vote in a follow-up to an incomplete or altered version of
the ballot

Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted. You have
until 12:00 noon GMT on August 8th to cast your votes. Vote wisely;
next time the candidate might be *you*.

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KOOK OF THE MONTH
(vote for one candidate or for "none of the above")

Brian "Yoda" Sterling
Russell B. Waters
none of the above


COWARD OF THE MONTH
(vote for one candidate or for "none of the above")

Alexa Cameron
Brandon Hex
Harry Ballsac
Kadaitcha Man
Raymond Ronald Karczewski
none of the above


GOLDEN KILLFILE
(vote "yes" or "no" for each candidate)

Alan Palmer
Lynne "Hoofprints" Lyons


JOSEPH BARTLO "PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE" AWARD
(vote for one candidate or for "none of the above")

Edmond Heinz Wollmann
Russell B. Waters
none of the above


PALMJOB PADDLE
(vote "yes or "no")

George Hammond


PIERRE SALINGER MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER
(vote "yes" or "no")

Dr. Flonkenstein


VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN "WEIRD SCIENCE" AWARD
(vote "yes" or "no" for each candidate)

Brian "Yoda" Sterling
Rudolf X


BUSTED URINAL AWARD
(vote "yes" or "no")

Usenet Freedom Fighters


GEORGE ARMSTRONG CUSTER "KICKED @$$" AWARD
(vote "yes" or "no")

Derek "ExtremeOne" Lawrence


ORDER OF THE HOLEY SOCKPUPPET
(vote "yes" or "no")

Alexa Cameron


TAR & FEATHERS
(vote "yes" or "no" for each candidate)

Brandon Hex
Charles D. Bohne
Raymond Ronald Karczewski


72 RAISINS "CRACKPOT RELIGION" AWARD
(vote "yes" or "no")

Stephen P. Vanier


KOOK KARD FIVE OF DIAMONDS
(vote for one candidate)

Charles D. Bohne