~ A Morning Wood Self ~ Help Agenda ~ !

A is for Arsenic.
B is for Belladonna.
C is for Crash.

Or just consult ...


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~ * ~ The Morning Wood
Suicide Methodology Self Help
Desk * ~
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~ Suicide Styles &
Manners ~
Make Yours Memorable!

13
Helpful Tips ...

1. Methods & Polite Manners
2. Notes & Niceties
3. Notification Etiquette
4. How Not to Leave A Mess
5. When Leaving a Mess Is Appropriate
6. Carpet Blood Stain Removal
7. Bank Statements, Safe Deposit Key, Etc.
8. Fast, or Slow Exit
9. Certitude, or Warning
10. Musical Selections
11. Haphazard, or Buzz Off Buzzard Bait
12. Do, or Wait & See
13. Call for Help, or Just Try Harder

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Ideas for Hors d' Oeuvres
Afterward

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Twittering One wrote:
A is for Arsenic.
B is for Belladonna.
C is for Crash.

Or just consult ...


~ * ~
_________________________________________
~ * ~ The Morning Wood
Suicide Methodology Self Help
Desk * ~
_________________________________________
~ Suicide Styles &
Manners ~
Make Yours Memorable!

13
Helpful Tips ...

1. Methods & Polite Manners
2. Notes & Niceties
3. Notification Etiquette
4. How Not to Leave A Mess
5. When Leaving a Mess Is Appropriate
6. Carpet Blood Stain Removal
7. Bank Statements, Safe Deposit Key, Etc.
8. Fast, or Slow Exit
9. Certitude, or Warning
10. Musical Selections
11. Haphazard, or Buzz Off Buzzard Bait
12. Do, or Wait & See
13. Call for Help, or Just Try Harder

~ * ~
Ideas for Hors d' Oeuvres
Afterward

~ * ~
'Our Motto ~
We're here to make your life easier!'

~ * ~ ~ ~
_________________________________________
Yes ~
A Morning Wood Self ~ Help History Agenda
_________________________________________
* Dogging Arts * Fogging Minds * It's a Star *
_________________________________________
~ * ~
*
~ * ~
Blog, or dog? Who knows.
But if you see my lost pup, please bring him home!
I got Leon a brand-new bone.
_________________
http://journals.aol.com/virginiaz/DreamingofLeonardo



Pale, beyond porch and portal,
Crowned with calm leaves, she stands
Who gathers all things mortal
With cold immortal hands;
Her languid lips are sweeter
Than love's who fears to greet her
To men that mix and meet her
From many times and lands.


She waits for each and other,
She waits for all men born;
Forgets the earth her mother,
The life of fruits and corn;
And spring and seed and swallow
Take wing for her and follow
Where summer song rings hollow
And flowers are put to scorn.


There go the loves that wither,
The old loves with wearier wings;
And all dead years draw thither,
And all disastrous things;
Dead dreams of days forsaken,
Blind buds that snows have shaken,
Wild leaves that winds have taken,
Red strays of ruined springs.

- From "The Garden of Proserpine"
by Algernon Charles Swinburne

Double-A

Don't forget ...

Spattered ~ Brain Removal,
Keep your walls clean ~ !

[Oops, we mean
Their's]

Twittering One wrote:
Don't forget ...

Spattered ~ Brain Removal,
Keep your walls clean ~ !

[Oops, we mean
Their's]

Sorry, Twittering One ...

'Black' humor

... sometime one needs to laugh

~~~~~~~~ http://www.usrockets.com/vw_suicide_bomber.mov

I don't like the ad.

Raving Loonie wrote:
Twittering One wrote:
Don't forget ...

Spattered ~ Brain Removal,
Keep your walls clean ~ !

[Oops, we mean
Their's]

Sorry, Twittering One ...

'Black' humor

... sometime one needs to laugh

~~~~~~~~ http://www.usrockets.com/vw_suicide_bomber.mov


Thanks, Loonie.

I got a good laugh out of that, even if it does mean that my sense of
humor is demented!

Double-A

D is for Drown.
E is for Eternity

Or just see ~

"How to get that special someone to notice you,
especially if they find your bleeding
unconscious body on their doorstep
one morning
at about 7 A.M."

"Suicide And Attempted Suicide:
How To Commit Suicide
And The Consequences Of Failure"

Twittering One wrote:
I don't like the ad.


Does that mean RL doesn't get the job?

Double-A

"I don't like the ad."
~ Twittering

"Does that mean RL doesn't get the job?"
~ Double-A

"What job?"
~ Twittering