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A Wealthy American Predicted A Big 2012 Event Would Happen
I NEVER NEEDED TO GET OVER THAT FAKE PORPII****HEAD, frootie!
I KNEW WHAT A FRAUD SHE/HE/IT WAS! SO WHERE IS IT? NO DOUBT STILL LOCKED UP IN A RUBBER ROOM SOMEWHERE SAME AS USUAL! Saul Levy On Fri, 20 Jan 2012 15:41:04 -0800 (PST), nightbat wrote: On Jan 20, 4:27*pm, wrote: YOU HAD CONTACT WITH A PSYCHOTIC, LYING FAKE SCHIZOPHRENIC PORPII****HEAD, frootie? BAWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! YOU ARE AN IDIOT! SO WHERE THE **** IS SHE/HE/IT? Saul Levy On Thu, 19 Jan 2012 17:05:02 -0800 (PST), nightbat wrote: On Jan 19, 2:14*pm, wrote: FIRST CONTACT WILL NEVER OCCUR WHILE YOU OR THE USUAL OTHER INSANE FOOLS ARE ALIVE, frootie! **** THE UNITED SPACE FARCE! DELUSIONAL BAT-**** CRAZY IDIOT! NOTHING IS HAPPENING! Saul Levy On Thu, 19 Jan 2012 01:23:26 -0800 (PST), nightbat wrote: On Jan 18, 4:42*pm, wrote: ANOTHER FAKE PORPII****HEAD! SCHIZOS ARE NEVER SILENT! Saul Levy On Wed, 18 Jan 2012 04:08:10 -0800 (PST), Darla wrote: Hi my precious knightbat! The crew has been back for awhile, just staying fairly silent. I just got back in "the nightbat" from the anomaly out between the galaxies, and I'm ready to be human again! I miss those days when I was Sacajawea and guided Lewis and Clark. Don't be surprised if a pretty young girl gives you a wink! * *Sil (Silouen) * * * * * Calm down cadet saul our Queen Darla is back and you proved yourself a liar again. Lucky Darla likes you or you would be in deep trouble. Spit shine all Officer boots and get their uniforms cleaned and made presentable you're part of the United Space Force now. Maybe just maybe you can still make Star Officer before all hell breaks loose, and Space Command permits Darla to proclaim Official First Contact this year. The end of old time and the beginning of new time may be here sooner then you thought. * * * * * *return to your cadet duties, * * * * * *Captain nightbat * * * * * Wake up cadet saul Contact has already occured we are just waiting for first Official Contact. Wake up cadet saul Darla is resting in high security Earth rest area, she earned it. Darla and Seans have finally 2012 returned get over it. get ready for 1st Official Contact, Captain nightbt |
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On 1/20/2012 6:06 PM, nightbat wrote:
I am planning on going on sick leave for awhile until April so Darla has selected HVAC (Dark Night) Supreme Commanding Overlord. Please follow his orders as if they were the word of god. Thanks, Battie...Just remember in the dark days ahead to fight until the end. Never give up, never surrender! -- "OK you ****s, let's see what you can do now" -Hit Girl http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CjO7kBqTFqo |
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On Fri, 20 Jan 2012 05:59:51 -0500, HVAC wrote:
On 1/19/2012 8:00 PM, nightbat wrote: Yes. In my position as Supreme Commanding Overlord, I am now empowered to bestow Knight status as I deem fit. That also means that I can remove the Knight status that may have been dispensed in the past. Note that I am a benevolent Overlord. That explains alot HVAC you have been Seaned, genetic material has more then likely passed from a Sean to you via your used torn condom penus and metabolism cell reorganization has begun. You will slowly start enhensing and growing female sexual organs, higher pitch voice, breasts, fuller lips, female hips. With time you will feel more and more Sean then human for you jumped due to your lust into advanced genetic genocis. Now I can finally do what people have been advising me to do for most of my life... Go **** myself. You guys crack me up! I spewed coffeeboi's coffee all over my screen with you guys! -- Indelibly yours, Paine @ http://astronomy.painellsworth.net/ "Focus on the closed door, and you might miss the open one." |
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CAN YOU GET THAT IN K-CUPS, PEENUSINTHEASSKOOK?
LOTS OF GREAT COFFEE FOR KEURIG BREWERS! HINT: DON'T BUY EMERIL'S COFFEE! IT'S LOUSY! Saul Levy On Sat, 21 Jan 2012 08:56:05 -0500, Painius wrote: You guys crack me up! I spewed coffeeboi's coffee all over my screen with you guys! |
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On Jan 21, 8:56*am, Painius wrote:
On Fri, 20 Jan 2012 05:59:51 -0500, HVAC wrote: On 1/19/2012 8:00 PM, nightbat wrote: Yes. In my position as Supreme Commanding Overlord, I am now empowered to bestow Knight status as I deem fit. That also means that I can remove the Knight status that may have been dispensed in the past. *Note that I am a benevolent Overlord. * * * * * * That explains alot HVAC you have been Seaned, genetic material has more then likely passed from a Sean to you via your used torn condom penus and metabolism cell reorganization has begun. You will slowly start enhensing and growing female sexual organs, higher pitch voice, breasts, fuller lips, female hips. With time you will feel more and more Sean then human for you jumped due to your lust into advanced genetic genocis. Now I can finally do what people have been advising me to do for most of my life... Go **** myself. You guys crack me up! I spewed coffeeboi's coffee all over my screen with you guys! -- Indelibly yours, Paine @http://astronomy.painellsworth.net/ "Focus on the closed door, and you might miss the open one."- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text - nightbat Isn't is exciting Commander Painius that our Queen Darla is back oh happy days. 2012 may prove to be the biggest year event of all time with the Sean guests return arrival. Darla sounds great and I can't wait to hear from the rest of the crew. HVAC is faking and tampering with our net posts to make it seem he is some Overlord Overlady caused by his putting the make on Darla. The Seans are more advanced to fall for that they know of the Government screws listening in to our secret comm posts. Now that our Seans friends are back saul is having a fit, it's all so beyond his low IQ handling hability. Now that you and Commander Double A will be manning the Helm the future of the Planet is in your hands. I know you will do me proud while I'm away. Remember the Seans are royalty and Galactic helpers as we attempt to head for the stars. You as newly appointed Earth Ambassadors will need to prepare the humans for this historic occasion of vast ramifications. Never have so few helped so many. good luck Commander Painius, Captain nightbat |
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A Wealthy American Predicted A Big 2012 Event Would Happen
On Jan 21, 3:33*pm, wrote:
CAN YOU GET THAT IN K-CUPS, PEENUSINTHEASSKOOK? LOTS OF GREAT COFFEE FOR KEURIG BREWERS! HINT: *DON'T BUY EMERIL'S COFFEE! *IT'S LOUSY! Saul Levy On Sat, 21 Jan 2012 08:56:05 -0500, Painius wrote: You guys crack me up! I spewed coffeeboi's coffee all over my screen with you guys!- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text - nightbat You should know saul as head cadet of coffee makers for Star Officers, we Team deserve only the finest coffee brewable. I want you on my Star Ship the nightbat directing the rest of the cadets on Sean vast armada for Galactic peace. Saul will order all the other cadets and coffeeboys to be at their best. shape up, Captain nightbat |
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A Wealthy American Predicted A Big 2012 Event Would Happen
On Fri, 20 Jan 2012 15:06:54 -0800 (PST), nightbat
wrote: On Jan 19, 8:42*pm, Double-A wrote: On Jan 16, 11:08*pm, nightbat wrote: nightbat * * * * * *Day and night the Cable news runs the ads about a Wealthy American predicting a world shaking event would happen bigger then anything anyone else could have predicted. Well it has come true the Twinkies Company has declared bankruptcy, oh the humanity! This can't be happening! Who knew, who could have even seen this coming? Apparently it's true the Hostess Company has filed for Chapter 11 protection despite their World Wide billion dollar plus sales of those sugar loaded snack foods, Heaven protect us! Well this is 2012 and anything is possible. How are we suppose to reach the stars without energy packed snack foods, sheesh!!!!!!!!!!! * * * * * *Twinkies, Ring Dings Yum!, * * * * * *the nightbat Hi Captain, Remember Kodak? Also nearing a bankruptcy filing. First the Japanese took over the cameras, leaving Kodak making the film. *Now cameras don't need film anymore. Exit Kodak! Double-A nightbat Hello Commander Double A our Queen Darla is back so soon First Official Contact may be at hand. The Universe credit cards will be issued as soon as Outer Space Command permits the Sean Star Ships to land. Darla has advised they are just laying back and resting and preparing to body shift into human appearance so it isn't such a shock for earth humans. She reports my Star Ship nightbat performed well through all the gravity fields and cosmic wind turbulance. She has advised my lovely Sil should be contacting me soon to bring me up to date and for some long awaited private moments, you know. How is your Uniform and Star Cap if you need a new one let me know because of your street ordeal. I am planning on going on sick leave for awhile until April so I am electing per chain of Command duty assigning you and Officer Painius as acting Star Headquarters Helm Commanders and 1st assistant. I know Officer Painius and yourself will make me proud until I make it back. Please help our Majesty Darla and Sean Crew with anything they may need. All Profound Earth Science Team Officers will be under your rank direction and will look to you both for help with Sean possible landings this year. Good to see you kept the faith and soldiered through. General Bohne has been relieved and is now in our friends Sean hands. Soon 2012 and 1st Official Contact may be the greatest event in human history. The Helm will soon be yours, Captain nightbat My friend, I wish you the best of everything! Hope you're all better by Springtime. Just relax as much as possible, and like Harlow indicates, fight the good fight and win. I look forward to reading you in April or so! -- Indelibly yours, Paine @ http://astronomy.painellsworth.net/ "Focus on the closed door, and you might miss the open one." |
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APRIL FOOL'S DAY IS APPROPRIATE!
Saul Levy On Sun, 22 Jan 2012 04:05:15 -0500, Painius wrote: My friend, I wish you the best of everything! Hope you're all better by Springtime. Just relax as much as possible, and like Harlow indicates, fight the good fight and win. I look forward to reading you in April or so! |
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A Wealthy American Predicted A Big 2012 Event Would Happen
GET YOUR COFFEE FROM A SEWAGE TANK, frootie!
I WOULDN'T EVEN WASTE ONE OF MY PRECIOUS K-CUPS ON YOU FOOLS! I'M NOT LEAVING FOR YOUR STUPID VISION OF PARADISE EITHER! Saul Levy On Sat, 21 Jan 2012 16:04:26 -0800 (PST), nightbat wrote: On Jan 21, 3:33*pm, wrote: CAN YOU GET THAT IN K-CUPS, PEENUSINTHEASSKOOK? LOTS OF GREAT COFFEE FOR KEURIG BREWERS! HINT: *DON'T BUY EMERIL'S COFFEE! *IT'S LOUSY! Saul Levy On Sat, 21 Jan 2012 08:56:05 -0500, Painius wrote: You guys crack me up! I spewed coffeeboi's coffee all over my screen with you guys! You should know saul as head cadet of coffee makers for Star Officers, we Team deserve only the finest coffee brewable. I want you on my Star Ship the nightbat directing the rest of the cadets on Sean vast armada for Galactic peace. Saul will order all the other cadets and coffeeboys to be at their best. shape up, Captain nightbat |
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A Wealthy American Predicted A Big 2012 Event Would Happen
WHAT SECRET COMM POSTS, frootie?
YOU INSANE ****-HOUSE RAT! YOU'VE HELPED NO ONE! YOU'VE SAVED NO ONE! NONE OF YOU LOONEY TUNE MORONS HAVE DONE ****! Saul Levy On Sat, 21 Jan 2012 15:44:01 -0800 (PST), nightbat wrote: Isn't is exciting Commander Painius that our Queen Darla is back oh happy days. 2012 may prove to be the biggest year event of all time with the Sean guests return arrival. Darla sounds great and I can't wait to hear from the rest of the crew. HVAC is faking and tampering with our net posts to make it seem he is some Overlord Overlady caused by his putting the make on Darla. The Seans are more advanced to fall for that they know of the Government screws listening in to our secret comm posts. Now that our Seans friends are back saul is having a fit, it's all so beyond his low IQ handling hability. Now that you and Commander Double A will be manning the Helm the future of the Planet is in your hands. I know you will do me proud while I'm away. Remember the Seans are royalty and Galactic helpers as we attempt to head for the stars. You as newly appointed Earth Ambassadors will need to prepare the humans for this historic occasion of vast ramifications. Never have so few helped so many. good luck Commander Painius, Captain nightbat |
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