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![]() Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler wrote: Here follows the one true ballot for the July/August 2006 Usenet Kook Awards. Anybody may vote, but your votes may be disqualified, mocked, burnt, shredded and/or recycled for use as toilet paper at the Vote Wrangler's discretion if: * you are a notorious net.kook * you attempt to vote twice * you vote anonymously or with an unidentifiable sockpuppet * you vote for or against yourself * you vote in a thread other than this one * you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK without crossposting to AUK * you follow up to an incomplete or altered version of the ballot * you have explicitly been disenfranchised by the Vote Wrangler * you have officially been declared non-existent Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted. You have until 23:59:59 (11:59:59 PM) UTC on September 9th to cast your votes. Vote wisely; next time the candidate might be *you*. See also the "How to Vote" Mini-FAQ for advice: http://www.netcabal.com/auk/voting.html - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - CHUMP OF THE SUMMER, 2006 (Definition of "CHUMP" - n. A stupid or foolish person; a dolt.) Write-in candidate: [X] Art Deco KOOK OF THE MONTH (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain) Daryl Hunt Jamie Baillie [X] John Harrington/James C Cracked/Ward Hardman Warhol none of the above abstain CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain) Daryl Hunt John Harrington/James C Cracked/Ward Hardman Lady Motown Larry Caldwell, a.k.a. "Batroc Z Leaper" Tim Bolen [X] none of the above abstain COWARD OF THE MONTH (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain) Andrew B Chung Daryl Hunt David Tholen John Harrington/James C Cracked/Ward Hardman [X] Richard M Scoville none of the above abstain LOONEY MAROON AWARD (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain) Andrew B Chung Dustin Cook Gene Ray John Wentzsky Kent Hovind Nth Complexity Pamela K Russell [X] none of the above abstain GOLDEN KILLFILE (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain) David Tholen [X] Mark Morgan, alias "an old friend" Warhol none of the above abstain JOSEPH BARTLO "PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE" AWARD (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain) Anita Karczewski Cletis Perkins Colonel Jake Dustin Cook MCP of Soc.Men Roger Manyard [X] none of the above abstain BOB ALLISAT MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain) Raymond R Karczewski Richard M Scoville [X] neither of the above abstain TONY SIDAWAY MEMORIAL "DRAMA QUEEN" AWARD (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain) Andre Lieven Colonel Jake [X] Tom D Potter none of the above abstain VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN "WEIRD SCIENCE" AWARD (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain) Dennis B [X] Ernest Primeau nightbat Pamela K Russell Warhol none of the above abstain PALMJOB PADDLE (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain) John Harrington/James C Cracked/Ward Hardman [X] Pluto Richard M Scoville none of the above abstain SPECIAL OPS CODY MEMORIAL PURPLE HEART (Vote YES, NO, or abstain) [N] John Harrington/James C Cracked/Ward Hardman GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain) Ed LeTourneau John Harrington/James C Cracked/Ward Hardman [X] neither of the above abstain GEORGE ARMSTRONG CUSTER "KICKED @$$" AWARD (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain) [X] Andrew B Chung David Tholen neither of the above abstain BOLO BULLIS FOAM DUCK (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain) Cletis Perkins Raymond Ronald Karczewski [X] neither of the above abstain KENNY MCCORMICK MEMORIAL MEDAL (Vote YES, NO, or abstain) [N] Andrew B Chung UNABOMBER SURPRISE (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain) [X] Cletis Perkins Richard M Scoville Warhol none of the above abstain ORDER OF THE HOLEY SOCKPUPPET (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain) Jeanne John Harrington/James C Cracked/Ward Hardman [X] neither of the above abstain TAR AND FEATHERS (Vote YES, NO, or abstain) [N] Chuck Lysaght BUSTED URINAL AWARD (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain) Andrew B Chung Cletis Perkins rec.radio.amateur.policy [X] none of the above abstain BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG WHISTLE (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain) Babaloonie, trained by Dave Hillstrom [X] Chuck Lysaght, trained by Gary Gamble David Tholen, trained by Joe Malloy Pamela K Russell, trained by Hell Toupee none of the above abstain OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL (Vote for one, or abstain) Richard M Scoville Tom Bishop, a.k.a. Amadeus Jinn [X] Tom Potter abstain OFFICE OF VILLAGE IDIOT (Vote for one, or abstain) Kenneth R Pangborn, a.k.a. Kenny Kakes Skeptic, alias "Muddy Boggs", alias "TJ" [X] abstain OFFICE OF KOOKI INFORMATION MINISTER (Vote for one, or abstain) Nth Complexity Sylvia Sullivan, a.k.a. "PSYLVIA" [X] abstain MINISTRY OF CIRCLE JERKS (Vote for one, or abstain) Charles D Bohne, Honest John and nightbat [X] Moderators of Soc.Religion.Asatru The Big-8 Management Board abstain - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -- Nominations and Official FAQ for alt.usenet.kooks - http://www.netcabal.com/auk |
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Double-A wrote:
Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler wrote: Here follows the one true ballot for the July/August 2006 Usenet Kook Awards. Anybody may vote, but your votes may be disqualified, mocked, burnt, shredded and/or recycled for use as toilet paper at the Vote Wrangler's discretion if: * you are a notorious net.kook * you attempt to vote twice * you vote anonymously or with an unidentifiable sockpuppet * you vote for or against yourself * you vote in a thread other than this one * you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK without crossposting to AUK * you follow up to an incomplete or altered version of the ballot * you have explicitly been disenfranchised by the Vote Wrangler * you have officially been declared non-existent Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted. You have until 23:59:59 (11:59:59 PM) UTC on September 9th to cast your votes. Vote wisely; next time the candidate might be *you*. See also the "How to Vote" Mini-FAQ for advice: http://www.netcabal.com/auk/voting.html - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - CHUMP OF THE SUMMER, 2006 (Definition of "CHUMP" - n. A stupid or foolish person; a dolt.) Write-in candidate: [X] Art Deco *ding* KOOK OF THE MONTH (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain) Daryl Hunt Jamie Baillie [X] John Harrington/James C Cracked/Ward Hardman Warhol none of the above abstain Hahahahaahahahahahahahahahahaha What happened to your "no posting to AUK" crusade, hypocrite? -- COOSN-266-06-39716 Official Associate AFA-B Vote Rustler Official Overseer of Kooks and Saucerheads in alt.astronomy Official "Usenet psychopath and born-again LLPOF minion", as designated by Brad Guth "Who is "David Tholen", Daedalus? Still suffering from attribution problems?" -- Dr. David Tholen |
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Here follows the one true ballot for the July/August 2006 Usenet Kook
Awards. Anybody may vote, but your votes may be disqualified, mocked, burnt, shredded and/or recycled for use as toilet paper at the Vote Wrangler's discretion if: * you are a notorious net.kook Like tholoon? |
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dizzy writes:
Here follows the one true ballot for the July/August 2006 Usenet Kook Awards. Anybody may vote, but your votes may be disqualified, mocked, burnt, shredded and/or recycled for use as toilet paper at the Vote Wrangler's discretion if: * you are a notorious net.kook Like tholoon? Who is "tholoon", dizzy, and what does that have to do with OS/2? |
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Classic "oar pin" Tholenator(tm) " tholed:
dizzy writes: Here follows the one true ballot for the July/August 2006 Usenet Kook Awards. Anybody may vote, but your votes may be disqualified, mocked, burnt, shredded and/or recycled for use as toilet paper at the Vote Wrangler's discretion if: * you are a notorious net.kook Like tholoon? Who is "tholoon", dizzy, and what does that have to do with OS/2? alentours 0.797096351 [cowardly snecked AUK restored] -- COOSN-266-06-39716 Official Associate AFA-B Vote Rustler Official Overseer of Kooks and Saucerheads in alt.astronomy Official "Usenet psychopath and born-again LLPOF minion", as designated by Brad Guth "Who is "David Tholen", Daedalus? Still suffering from attribution problems?" -- Dr. David Tholen |
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dizzy wrote:
Here follows the one true ballot for the July/August 2006 Usenet Kook Awards. Anybody may vote, but your votes may be disqualified, mocked, burnt, shredded and/or recycled for use as toilet paper at the Vote Wrangler's discretion if: * you are a notorious net.kook Like tholoon? Correct. -- COOSN-266-06-39716 Official Associate AFA-B Vote Rustler Official Overseer of Kooks and Saucerheads in alt.astronomy Official "Usenet psychopath and born-again LLPOF minion", as designated by Brad Guth "Who is "David Tholen", Daedalus? Still suffering from attribution problems?" -- Dr. David Tholen |
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![]() "Art Deco" wrote in message ... Bookman wrote: On Mon, 04 Sep 2006 09:36:25 GMT, wrote: dizzy writes: Here follows the one true ballot for the July/August 2006 Usenet Kook Awards. Anybody may vote, but your votes may be disqualified, mocked, burnt, shredded and/or recycled for use as toilet paper at the Vote Wrangler's discretion if: * you are a notorious net.kook Like tholoon? Who is "tholoon", dizzy, and what does that have to do with OS/2? What does your question about "tholoon" ( an obvious reference to your ko0ky self) have to do with OS/2, Classic Tholenator? ESL! (Insert inaccurate use of "non sequitur" next to my proper use of ESL!) [note that thololamer is back to snecking AUK] http://groups.google.com/group/alt.s...b?dmode=source Thanks, Cinderella. OJ & Rastus |
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tholen tholed:
dizzy writes: Here follows the one true ballot for the July/August 2006 Usenet Kook Awards. Anybody may vote, but your votes may be disqualified, mocked, burnt, shredded and/or recycled for use as toilet paper at the Vote Wrangler's discretion if: * you are a notorious net.kook Like tholoon? Who is "tholoon", dizzy, and what does that have to do with OS/2? How many notorious net-kooks do you know that have names starting with "thol", tholoon? |
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