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Old September 3rd 06, 07:39 PM posted to alt.usenet.kooks,alt.astronomy
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Default VOTE! Usenet Kook Awards, July/August 2006


Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler wrote:
Here follows the one true ballot for the July/August 2006 Usenet Kook
Awards. Anybody may vote, but your votes may be disqualified, mocked,
burnt, shredded and/or recycled for use as toilet paper at the Vote
Wrangler's discretion if:

* you are a notorious net.kook
* you attempt to vote twice
* you vote anonymously or with an unidentifiable sockpuppet
* you vote for or against yourself
* you vote in a thread other than this one
* you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK without crossposting to AUK
* you follow up to an incomplete or altered version of the ballot
* you have explicitly been disenfranchised by the Vote Wrangler
* you have officially been declared non-existent

Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted. You have
until 23:59:59 (11:59:59 PM) UTC on September 9th to cast your votes.
Vote wisely; next time the candidate might be *you*.

See also the "How to Vote" Mini-FAQ for advice:
http://www.netcabal.com/auk/voting.html

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CHUMP OF THE SUMMER, 2006
(Definition of "CHUMP" - n. A stupid or foolish person; a dolt.)

Write-in candidate:

[X] Art Deco

KOOK OF THE MONTH
(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)

Daryl Hunt
Jamie Baillie

[X] John Harrington/James C Cracked/Ward Hardman
Warhol
none of the above
abstain


CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH
(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)

Daryl Hunt
John Harrington/James C Cracked/Ward Hardman
Lady Motown
Larry Caldwell, a.k.a. "Batroc Z Leaper"
Tim Bolen

[X] none of the above
abstain


COWARD OF THE MONTH
(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)

Andrew B Chung
Daryl Hunt
David Tholen
John Harrington/James C Cracked/Ward Hardman

[X] Richard M Scoville
none of the above
abstain


LOONEY MAROON AWARD
(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)

Andrew B Chung
Dustin Cook
Gene Ray
John Wentzsky
Kent Hovind
Nth Complexity
Pamela K Russell

[X] none of the above
abstain


GOLDEN KILLFILE
(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)

David Tholen

[X] Mark Morgan, alias "an old friend"
Warhol
none of the above
abstain


JOSEPH BARTLO "PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE" AWARD
(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)

Anita Karczewski
Cletis Perkins
Colonel Jake
Dustin Cook
MCP of Soc.Men
Roger Manyard

[X] none of the above
abstain


BOB ALLISAT MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)

Raymond R Karczewski
Richard M Scoville

[X] neither of the above
abstain


TONY SIDAWAY MEMORIAL "DRAMA QUEEN" AWARD
(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)

Andre Lieven
Colonel Jake

[X] Tom D Potter
none of the above
abstain


VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN "WEIRD SCIENCE" AWARD
(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)

Dennis B

[X] Ernest Primeau
nightbat
Pamela K Russell
Warhol
none of the above
abstain


PALMJOB PADDLE
(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)

John Harrington/James C Cracked/Ward Hardman

[X] Pluto
Richard M Scoville
none of the above
abstain


SPECIAL OPS CODY MEMORIAL PURPLE HEART
(Vote YES, NO, or abstain)

[N] John Harrington/James C Cracked/Ward Hardman


GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)

Ed LeTourneau
John Harrington/James C Cracked/Ward Hardman

[X] neither of the above
abstain


GEORGE ARMSTRONG CUSTER "KICKED @$$" AWARD
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)

[X] Andrew B Chung
David Tholen
neither of the above
abstain


BOLO BULLIS FOAM DUCK
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)

Cletis Perkins
Raymond Ronald Karczewski

[X] neither of the above
abstain


KENNY MCCORMICK MEMORIAL MEDAL
(Vote YES, NO, or abstain)

[N] Andrew B Chung


UNABOMBER SURPRISE
(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)

[X] Cletis Perkins
Richard M Scoville
Warhol
none of the above
abstain


ORDER OF THE HOLEY SOCKPUPPET
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)

Jeanne
John Harrington/James C Cracked/Ward Hardman

[X] neither of the above
abstain


TAR AND FEATHERS
(Vote YES, NO, or abstain)

[N] Chuck Lysaght


BUSTED URINAL AWARD
(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)

Andrew B Chung
Cletis Perkins
rec.radio.amateur.policy

[X] none of the above
abstain


BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG WHISTLE
(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)

Babaloonie, trained by Dave Hillstrom

[X] Chuck Lysaght, trained by Gary Gamble
David Tholen, trained by Joe Malloy
Pamela K Russell, trained by Hell Toupee
none of the above
abstain


OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL
(Vote for one, or abstain)

Richard M Scoville
Tom Bishop, a.k.a. Amadeus Jinn

[X] Tom Potter
abstain


OFFICE OF VILLAGE IDIOT
(Vote for one, or abstain)

Kenneth R Pangborn, a.k.a. Kenny Kakes
Skeptic, alias "Muddy Boggs", alias "TJ"

[X] abstain


OFFICE OF KOOKI INFORMATION MINISTER
(Vote for one, or abstain)

Nth Complexity
Sylvia Sullivan, a.k.a. "PSYLVIA"

[X] abstain


MINISTRY OF CIRCLE JERKS
(Vote for one, or abstain)

Charles D Bohne, Honest John and nightbat

[X] Moderators of Soc.Religion.Asatru
The Big-8 Management Board
abstain


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Old September 4th 06, 01:45 AM posted to alt.usenet.kooks,alt.astronomy,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.fan.art-bell
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Default VOTE! Usenet Kook Awards, July/August 2006

Double-A wrote:

Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler wrote:
Here follows the one true ballot for the July/August 2006 Usenet Kook
Awards. Anybody may vote, but your votes may be disqualified, mocked,
burnt, shredded and/or recycled for use as toilet paper at the Vote
Wrangler's discretion if:

* you are a notorious net.kook
* you attempt to vote twice
* you vote anonymously or with an unidentifiable sockpuppet
* you vote for or against yourself
* you vote in a thread other than this one
* you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK without crossposting to AUK
* you follow up to an incomplete or altered version of the ballot
* you have explicitly been disenfranchised by the Vote Wrangler
* you have officially been declared non-existent

Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted. You have
until 23:59:59 (11:59:59 PM) UTC on September 9th to cast your votes.
Vote wisely; next time the candidate might be *you*.

See also the "How to Vote" Mini-FAQ for advice:
http://www.netcabal.com/auk/voting.html

- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -


CHUMP OF THE SUMMER, 2006
(Definition of "CHUMP" - n. A stupid or foolish person; a dolt.)

Write-in candidate:

[X] Art Deco


*ding*

KOOK OF THE MONTH
(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)

Daryl Hunt
Jamie Baillie

[X] John Harrington/James C Cracked/Ward Hardman
Warhol
none of the above
abstain


Hahahahaahahahahahahahahahahaha

What happened to your "no posting to AUK" crusade, hypocrite?

--
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Official Associate AFA-B Vote Rustler
Official Overseer of Kooks and Saucerheads in alt.astronomy
Official "Usenet psychopath and born-again LLPOF minion",
as designated by Brad Guth

"Who is "David Tholen", Daedalus? Still suffering from
attribution problems?"
-- Dr. David Tholen
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Old September 4th 06, 09:23 AM posted to alt.usenet.kooks,alt.astronomy,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.fan.art-bell
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Default VOTE! Usenet Kook Awards, July/August 2006

Here follows the one true ballot for the July/August 2006 Usenet Kook
Awards. Anybody may vote, but your votes may be disqualified, mocked,
burnt, shredded and/or recycled for use as toilet paper at the Vote
Wrangler's discretion if:

* you are a notorious net.kook


Like tholoon?

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Old September 4th 06, 10:36 AM posted to alt.astronomy,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.fan.art-bell
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Default VOTE! Usenet Kook Awards, July/August 2006

dizzy writes:

Here follows the one true ballot for the July/August 2006 Usenet Kook
Awards. Anybody may vote, but your votes may be disqualified, mocked,
burnt, shredded and/or recycled for use as toilet paper at the Vote
Wrangler's discretion if:

* you are a notorious net.kook


Like tholoon?


Who is "tholoon", dizzy, and what does that have to do with OS/2?

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Old September 4th 06, 11:05 AM posted to alt.astronomy,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.fan.art-bell
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Default VOTE! Usenet Kook Awards, July/August 2006

On Mon, 04 Sep 2006 09:36:25 GMT, wrote:

dizzy writes:

Here follows the one true ballot for the July/August 2006 Usenet Kook
Awards. Anybody may vote, but your votes may be disqualified, mocked,
burnt, shredded and/or recycled for use as toilet paper at the Vote
Wrangler's discretion if:

* you are a notorious net.kook


Like tholoon?


Who is "tholoon", dizzy, and what does that have to do with OS/2?


What does your question about "tholoon" ( an obvious reference to your
ko0ky self) have to do with OS/2, Classic Tholenator?

ESL!
(Insert inaccurate use of "non sequitur" next to my proper use of
ESL!)

--
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Kazoo Konspirator #668 (The Neighbor of the Beast)
Clue-Bat Wrangler
Keeper of the Nickname Lists
Despotic Kookologist of the New World Order
Hammer of Thor award, October 2005
COOSN-266-06-89425

"I'd love to kill you in a ring" - Bartmo gets all touchy-feely

"****SPV....... So yes I am an idiot."

"ASK THE NWS, YOUR TAX DOLLAR GOES TO THEM NOT TO DR.TURI."
- Mr. Turi explains how to accurately predict hurricanes

Bookman is yet another Usenet fignuten, meaning naysayer and/or
rusemaster of their incest cloned Third Reich. In other words, you're
communicating with an intellectual if not a biological clone of
Hitler.
- Brad Guth tries to wax "scientific", but invokes Godwin, instead.

WWFSMD?
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Old September 4th 06, 04:59 PM posted to alt.astronomy,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.fan.art-bell,alt.usenet.kooks
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Default VOTE! Usenet Kook Awards, July/August 2006

Classic "oar pin" Tholenator(tm) " tholed:

dizzy writes:

Here follows the one true ballot for the July/August 2006 Usenet Kook
Awards. Anybody may vote, but your votes may be disqualified, mocked,
burnt, shredded and/or recycled for use as toilet paper at the Vote
Wrangler's discretion if:

* you are a notorious net.kook


Like tholoon?


Who is "tholoon", dizzy, and what does that have to do with OS/2?


alentours 0.797096351

[cowardly snecked AUK restored]

--
COOSN-266-06-39716
Official Associate AFA-B Vote Rustler
Official Overseer of Kooks and Saucerheads in alt.astronomy
Official "Usenet psychopath and born-again LLPOF minion",
as designated by Brad Guth

"Who is "David Tholen", Daedalus? Still suffering from
attribution problems?"
-- Dr. David Tholen
  #7  
Old September 4th 06, 04:59 PM posted to alt.usenet.kooks,alt.astronomy,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.fan.art-bell
Art Deco[_1_]
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Default VOTE! Usenet Kook Awards, July/August 2006

dizzy wrote:

Here follows the one true ballot for the July/August 2006 Usenet Kook
Awards. Anybody may vote, but your votes may be disqualified, mocked,
burnt, shredded and/or recycled for use as toilet paper at the Vote
Wrangler's discretion if:

* you are a notorious net.kook


Like tholoon?


Correct.

--
COOSN-266-06-39716
Official Associate AFA-B Vote Rustler
Official Overseer of Kooks and Saucerheads in alt.astronomy
Official "Usenet psychopath and born-again LLPOF minion",
as designated by Brad Guth

"Who is "David Tholen", Daedalus? Still suffering from
attribution problems?"
-- Dr. David Tholen
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Old September 4th 06, 11:59 PM posted to alt.astronomy,comp.os.os2.advocacy,alt.fan.art-bell
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Default VOTE! Usenet Kook Awards, July/August 2006

tholen tholed:

dizzy writes:

Here follows the one true ballot for the July/August 2006 Usenet Kook
Awards. Anybody may vote, but your votes may be disqualified, mocked,
burnt, shredded and/or recycled for use as toilet paper at the Vote
Wrangler's discretion if:

* you are a notorious net.kook


Like tholoon?


Who is "tholoon", dizzy, and what does that have to do with OS/2?


How many notorious net-kooks do you know that have names starting with
"thol", tholoon?

 




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