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Default VOTE! Usenet Kook Awards, March 2006


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Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler wrote:
Here follows the one true ballot for the March 2006 Usenet Kook awards.
Anybody may vote, but your votes may be disqualified, mocked, burnt,
shredded and/or recycled for use as toilet paper at the Vote Wrangler's
discretion if:

* you are a notorious net.kook
* you attempt to vote twice
* you vote anonymously or with an unidentifiable sockpuppet
* you vote for or against yourself
* you vote in a thread other than this one
* you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK without crossposting to AUK
* you follow up to an incomplete or altered version of the ballot
* you have explicitly been disenfranchised by the Vote Wrangler
* you have officially been declared non-existent

Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted. You have
until 23:59:59 (11:59:59 PM) UTC on April 7th to cast your votes. Vote
wisely; next time the candidate might be *you*.

See also the "How to Vote" Mini-FAQ for advice:
http://www.netcabal.com/auk/voting.html

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BOBO AWARD
(Vote YES, NO, or abstain)

Gordon Roy Parker, alias Ray Gordon


NO


BOBO AWARD
(Vote YES, NO, or abstain)

John Bunt, alias Guy Fawkes


NO


KOOK OF THE MONTH
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)

Dolf Boek, a.k.a. Qolon
Viking of soc.men
neither of the above
abstain


NEITHER


CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH
(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)

Dean Roger Ray, a.k.a. Telsacoils2006
Gordon Roy Parker, alias Ray Gordon
Kantica22
Viking of soc.men
none of the above
abstain


NONE


COWARD OF THE MONTH
(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)

Marc Wigle
Pamela K Russell
Rasta Khan
Tom Bishop
none of the above
abstain


Tom Bishop


LOONEY MAROON AWARD
(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)

Gordon Roy Parker, alias Ray Gordon
Jerry Taylor, City Manager of Tuttle, OK
Rasta Khan
Scott Bradbury, alias Herr Doktor Tavische
none of the above
abstain


NONE


GOLDEN KILLFILE
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)

Google Groups
Honest John
neither of the above
abstain


NEITHER


JOSEPH BARTLO "PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE" AWARD
(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)

Duane Arnold
KMAN of ott.general
Paine Ellsworth, alias Painius
none of the above
abstain


KMAN


BOB ALLISAT MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)

Chuck Lysaght
Professeur Von TwoSteps
neither of the above
abstain


NEITHER


PALMJOB PADDLE
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)

alt.flame
Rasta Khan
neither of the above
abstain


alt.flame


TONY SIDAWAY MEMORIAL "DRAMA QUEEN" AWARD
(Vote YES, NO, or abstain)

nightbat of alt.astronomy


NO


VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN "WEIRD SCIENCE" AWARD
(Vote YES, NO, or abstain)

Alexa Cameron


NO


GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY
(Vote YES, NO, or abstain)

Marc Wigle


NO


GEORGE ARMSTRONG CUSTER "KICKED @$$" AWARD
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)

Gordon Roy Parker, alias Ray Gordon
Viking of soc.men
neither of the above
abstain


NEITHER


SPECIAL OPS CODY MEMORIAL PURPLE HEART
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)

Gordon Roy Parker, alias Ray Gordon
Tom Bishop, a.k.a. Amadeus Jinn
neither of the above
abstain


Tom Bishop


TAR & FEATHERS
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)

Professeur Von TwoSteps
Rasta Khan
neither of the above
abstain


NEITHER


BUSTED URINAL AWARD
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)

Babaloonie
Tom Bishop. a.k.a. "Amadeus Jinn"
neither of the above
abstain


Tom Bishop


UNABOMBER SURPRISE
(Vote YES, NO, or abstain)

Dolf Boek, a.k.a. Qolon


NO


GOOFY AZZED BABBOON
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)

Duane Arnold
Leroy Knevil
neither of the above
abstain


NEITHER


BOLO BULLIS FOAM DUCK
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)

Honest John
John Ennis, a.k.a. Sollog
neither of the above
abstain


John Ennis


ORDER OF THE HOLEY SOCKPUPPET
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)

Babaloonie
Richard M Scoville, a.k.a. Free Speech Store
neither of the above
abstain


NEITHER


BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG WHISTLE
(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)

David Tholen, trained by Joe Malloy
Dean Roger Ray (Telsacoils2006), trained by Chadwick Stone
Professeur Von TwoSteps, trained by Peter Hood
Rasta Khan, trained by Fred Hall
Viking of soc.men, trained by Aratzio
none of the above
abstain


NONE


OFFICE OF VILLAGE IDIOT
(Vote for one, or abstain)

Chuck Lysaght, a.k.a. Chuckles the Clown
Richard Bullis, a.k.a. "Richard the St00pid"
abstain


ABSTAIN


MINISTRY OF CIRCLE JERKS
(Vote for one, or abstain)

Brad Jesness & J Wyatt Ehrenfels
Saucerheads of Alt.Astronomy
Soc.Men (the whole soc.fr00t farm)
abstain



Soc.Men


PIERRE SALINGER MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)

Kadaitcha Man
Michael Cook
neither of the above
abstain


NEITHER


HAMMER OF THOR
(Vote YES, NO, or abstain)

Gary L Burnore & DataBasix


NO


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Double-A wrote:

-
Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler wrote:
Here follows the one true ballot for the March 2006 Usenet Kook awards.
Anybody may vote, but your votes may be disqualified, mocked, burnt,
shredded and/or recycled for use as toilet paper at the Vote Wrangler's
discretion if:


Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted. You have
until 23:59:59 (11:59:59 PM) UTC on April 7th to cast your votes. Vote
wisely; next time the candidate might be *you*.


Hmmmmmm.

See also the "How to Vote" Mini-FAQ for advice:
http://www.netcabal.com/auk/voting.html


Hmmmmmm.

BOBO AWARD
(Vote YES, NO, or abstain)

Gordon Roy Parker, alias Ray Gordon


NO


Any clues about Ray Gordon?

BOBO AWARD
(Vote YES, NO, or abstain)

John Bunt, alias Guy Fawkes


NO


Any clues about Bunt?

NEITHER


NONE


Translation: "WHAAAAAAAAAAAA! MOMMY! MAKE THE BAD MEN STOP!"



COWARD OF THE MONTH
(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)

Marc Wigle
Pamela K Russell
Rasta Khan
Tom Bishop
none of the above
abstain


Tom Bishop


I don't recall Tommiiee posting his clit link to alt.astronomy.

NONE


NEITHER


The kooks he now voted against include:

Ray Gordon
Guy Fawkes
Qolon
Vjiqueen
Telsacoils
Kantica22
Marc Wigle
sPammy
Rast^H^H^H^H pizzaboi
Jerry Taylor, City Manager of Tuttle, OK
Herr Doktor Tavische
Outhouse John the false Christian hypocrite and clockbrain



JOSEPH BARTLO "PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE" AWARD
(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)

Duane Arnold
KMAN of ott.general
Paine Ellsworth, alias Painius
none of the above
abstain


KMAN


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Now this is clueless, unless he just picked one randomly to vote
against Sir Painius the Pathetic.

NEITHER


PALMJOB PADDLE
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)

alt.flame
Rasta Khan
neither of the above
abstain


alt.flame


I'm sure you read lots of snuh.


TONY SIDAWAY MEMORIAL "DRAMA QUEEN" AWARD
(Vote YES, NO, or abstain)

nightbat of alt.astronomy


NO


Translation: "must vote against my Captain!"


VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN "WEIRD SCIENCE" AWARD
(Vote YES, NO, or abstain)

Alexa Cameron


NO


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

So, you believe her claim that radiation causes all cancer?



GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY
(Vote YES, NO, or abstain)

Marc Wigle


NO


No clues here.


GEORGE ARMSTRONG CUSTER "KICKED @$$" AWARD
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)

Gordon Roy Parker, alias Ray Gordon
Viking of soc.men
neither of the above
abstain


NEITHER


Or here.


SPECIAL OPS CODY MEMORIAL PURPLE HEART
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)

Gordon Roy Parker, alias Ray Gordon
Tom Bishop, a.k.a. Amadeus Jinn
neither of the above
abstain


Tom Bishop


See above.


TAR & FEATHERS
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)

Professeur Von TwoSteps
Rasta Khan
neither of the above
abstain


NEITHER


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH


BUSTED URINAL AWARD
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)

Babaloonie
Tom Bishop. a.k.a. "Amadeus Jinn"
neither of the above
abstain


Tom Bishop


See above.

NO


NEITHER


BOLO BULLIS FOAM DUCK
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)

Honest John
John Ennis, a.k.a. Sollog
neither of the above
abstain


John Ennis


Translation: "must vote against the cub saucerhead, even though he's a
racist!"


ORDER OF THE HOLEY SOCKPUPPET
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)

Babaloonie
Richard M Scoville, a.k.a. Free Speech Store
neither of the above
abstain


NEITHER


Any clues about who babaloonie or scumvile are?


BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG WHISTLE
(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)

David Tholen, trained by Joe Malloy
Dean Roger Ray (Telsacoils2006), trained by Chadwick Stone
Professeur Von TwoSteps, trained by Peter Hood
Rasta Khan, trained by Fred Hall
Viking of soc.men, trained by Aratzio
none of the above
abstain


NONE


Translation: "must vote against Dr. David Tholen and Rasta Khan the
brave kookologist spanker!"


OFFICE OF VILLAGE IDIOT
(Vote for one, or abstain)

Chuck Lysaght, a.k.a. Chuckles the Clown
Richard Bullis, a.k.a. "Richard the St00pid"
abstain


ABSTAIN


Wow, a brief glimmer of clue.


MINISTRY OF CIRCLE JERKS
(Vote for one, or abstain)

Brad Jesness & J Wyatt Ehrenfels
Saucerheads of Alt.Astronomy
Soc.Men (the whole soc.fr00t farm)
abstain



Soc.Men


Oooooops!


PIERRE SALINGER MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)

Kadaitcha Man
Michael Cook
neither of the above
abstain


NEITHER


"WHAAAAAAAAAAAA! MOMMY!"


HAMMER OF THOR
(Vote YES, NO, or abstain)

Gary L Burnore & DataBasix


NO


"WHAAAAAAAAAAAA! MOMMY!"


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http://www.netcabal.com/auk



For this fine display of cluelessness, I nominate A-A for Clueless
Newbie of the Month.

Seconds?

--
Official Associate AFA-B Vote Rustler
Official Overseer of Kooks and Saucerheads in alt.astronomy
Official Agent of Deception
Co-Winner, alt.(f)lame Worst Flame War, December 2005

"Causation of gravity is missing frame field always attempting
renormalization back to base memory of equalized uniform momentum."
-- nightbat the saucerhead-in-chief
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Art Deco wrote in message
...
Double-A wrote:

-
Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler wrote:
Here follows the one true ballot for the March 2006 Usenet Kook awards.
Anybody may vote, but your votes may be disqualified, mocked, burnt,
shredded and/or recycled for use as toilet paper at the Vote Wrangler's
discretion if:


Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted. You have
until 23:59:59 (11:59:59 PM) UTC on April 7th to cast your votes. Vote
wisely; next time the candidate might be *you*.


Hmmmmmm.

See also the "How to Vote" Mini-FAQ for advice:
http://www.netcabal.com/auk/voting.html


Hmmmmmm.

BOBO AWARD
(Vote YES, NO, or abstain)

Gordon Roy Parker, alias Ray Gordon


NO


Any clues about Ray Gordon?

BOBO AWARD
(Vote YES, NO, or abstain)

John Bunt, alias Guy Fawkes


NO


Any clues about Bunt?

NEITHER


NONE


Translation: "WHAAAAAAAAAAAA! MOMMY! MAKE THE BAD MEN STOP!"



COWARD OF THE MONTH
(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)

Marc Wigle
Pamela K Russell
Rasta Khan
Tom Bishop
none of the above
abstain


Tom Bishop


I don't recall Tommiiee posting his clit link to alt.astronomy.

NONE


NEITHER


The kooks he now voted against include:

Ray Gordon
Guy Fawkes
Qolon
Vjiqueen
Telsacoils
Kantica22
Marc Wigle
sPammy
Rast^H^H^H^H pizzaboi
Jerry Taylor, City Manager of Tuttle, OK
Herr Doktor Tavische
Outhouse John the false Christian hypocrite and clockbrain



JOSEPH BARTLO "PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE" AWARD
(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)

Duane Arnold
KMAN of ott.general
Paine Ellsworth, alias Painius
none of the above
abstain


KMAN


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Now this is clueless, unless he just picked one randomly to vote
against Sir Painius the Pathetic.

NEITHER


PALMJOB PADDLE
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)

alt.flame
Rasta Khan
neither of the above
abstain


alt.flame


I'm sure you read lots of snuh.


TONY SIDAWAY MEMORIAL "DRAMA QUEEN" AWARD
(Vote YES, NO, or abstain)

nightbat of alt.astronomy


NO


Translation: "must vote against my Captain!"


VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN "WEIRD SCIENCE" AWARD
(Vote YES, NO, or abstain)

Alexa Cameron


NO


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

So, you believe her claim that radiation causes all cancer?



GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY
(Vote YES, NO, or abstain)

Marc Wigle


NO


No clues here.


GEORGE ARMSTRONG CUSTER "KICKED @$$" AWARD
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)

Gordon Roy Parker, alias Ray Gordon
Viking of soc.men
neither of the above
abstain


NEITHER


Or here.


SPECIAL OPS CODY MEMORIAL PURPLE HEART
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)

Gordon Roy Parker, alias Ray Gordon
Tom Bishop, a.k.a. Amadeus Jinn
neither of the above
abstain


Tom Bishop


See above.


TAR & FEATHERS
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)

Professeur Von TwoSteps
Rasta Khan
neither of the above
abstain


NEITHER


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH


BUSTED URINAL AWARD
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)

Babaloonie
Tom Bishop. a.k.a. "Amadeus Jinn"
neither of the above
abstain


Tom Bishop


See above.

NO


NEITHER


BOLO BULLIS FOAM DUCK
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)

Honest John
John Ennis, a.k.a. Sollog
neither of the above
abstain


John Ennis


Translation: "must vote against the cub saucerhead, even though he's a
racist!"


ORDER OF THE HOLEY SOCKPUPPET
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)

Babaloonie
Richard M Scoville, a.k.a. Free Speech Store
neither of the above
abstain


NEITHER


Any clues about who babaloonie or scumvile are?


BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG WHISTLE
(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)

David Tholen, trained by Joe Malloy
Dean Roger Ray (Telsacoils2006), trained by Chadwick Stone
Professeur Von TwoSteps, trained by Peter Hood
Rasta Khan, trained by Fred Hall
Viking of soc.men, trained by Aratzio
none of the above
abstain


NONE


Translation: "must vote against Dr. David Tholen and Rasta Khan the
brave kookologist spanker!"


OFFICE OF VILLAGE IDIOT
(Vote for one, or abstain)

Chuck Lysaght, a.k.a. Chuckles the Clown
Richard Bullis, a.k.a. "Richard the St00pid"
abstain


ABSTAIN


Wow, a brief glimmer of clue.


MINISTRY OF CIRCLE JERKS
(Vote for one, or abstain)

Brad Jesness & J Wyatt Ehrenfels
Saucerheads of Alt.Astronomy
Soc.Men (the whole soc.fr00t farm)
abstain



Soc.Men


Oooooops!


PIERRE SALINGER MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)

Kadaitcha Man
Michael Cook
neither of the above
abstain


NEITHER


"WHAAAAAAAAAAAA! MOMMY!"


HAMMER OF THOR
(Vote YES, NO, or abstain)

Gary L Burnore & DataBasix


NO


"WHAAAAAAAAAAAA! MOMMY!"


- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -


--
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http://www.netcabal.com/auk



For this fine display of cluelessness, I nominate A-A for Clueless
Newbie of the Month.


Obsession with Double-A noted!


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BaronLurk wrote in message
news
On Sat, 1 Apr 2006 10:50:02 -0600, wrote:


Art Deco wrote in message
...
Double-A wrote:


sneck

BOLO BULLIS FOAM DUCK
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)

Honest John
John Ennis, a.k.a. Sollog
neither of the above
abstain

John Ennis

Translation: "must vote against the cub saucerhead, even though he's a
racist!"


sneck


For this fine display of cluelessness, I nominate A-A for Clueless
Newbie of the Month.


Obsession with Double-A noted!


Making room for that Foam Duck on your mantle, are you?

BL

Being a mindless Rat, noted!

Only homo frat boi types like Fart Deco cares about the meaningless awards!
Get a grip on reality!

HJ


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Double-A wrote:

Art Deco wrote:
[snip]
For this fine display of cluelessness, I nominate A-A for Clueless
Newbie of the Month.

Seconds?

--



Anyone considering seconding this nomination should take heed, if I am
nominated for an award merely on the grounds of the way I voted, then a
precedent will be set that will mean all of you will have to be
concerned in the future that should you not vote close enough to the
AUK party line, that you yourselves might be nominated for an award!

Double-A


Please explain exactly what is the "AUK party line", CNotM nominee.

Nice acceptance speech, BTW.

--
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Official Overseer of Kooks and Saucerheads in alt.astronomy
Official Agent of Deception
Co-Winner, alt.(f)lame Worst Flame War, December 2005

"Causation of gravity is missing frame field always attempting
renormalization back to base memory of equalized uniform momentum."
-- nightbat the saucerhead-in-chief
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BaronLurk wrote:

On Sat, 1 Apr 2006 10:50:02 -0600, wrote:


Art Deco wrote in message
...
Double-A wrote:


sneck

BOLO BULLIS FOAM DUCK
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)

Honest John
John Ennis, a.k.a. Sollog
neither of the above
abstain

John Ennis

Translation: "must vote against the cub saucerhead, even though he's a
racist!"


sneck


For this fine display of cluelessness, I nominate A-A for Clueless
Newbie of the Month.


Obsession with Double-A noted!


Making room for that Foam Duck on your mantle, are you?

BL


clockbrain likely didn't understand your question.

--
Official Associate AFA-B Vote Rustler
Official Overseer of Kooks and Saucerheads in alt.astronomy
Official Agent of Deception
Co-Winner, alt.(f)lame Worst Flame War, December 2005

"Causation of gravity is missing frame field always attempting
renormalization back to base memory of equalized uniform momentum."
-- nightbat the saucerhead-in-chief
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Art Deco wrote in message
...
BaronLurk wrote:

On Sat, 1 Apr 2006 10:50:02 -0600, wrote:


Art Deco wrote in message
...
Double-A wrote:


sneck

BOLO BULLIS FOAM DUCK
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)

Honest John
John Ennis, a.k.a. Sollog
neither of the above
abstain

John Ennis

Translation: "must vote against the cub saucerhead, even though he's

a
racist!"


sneck


For this fine display of cluelessness, I nominate A-A for Clueless
Newbie of the Month.


Obsession with Double-A noted!


Making room for that Foam Duck on your mantle, are you?

BL


clockbrain likely didn't understand your question.


Who beat you in the stats this month, loser?


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BaronLurk wrote in message
...
On Sat, 01 Apr 2006 09:28:57 -0700, Art Deco
wrote:

Double-A wrote:


sneck fine pile o'evidence


For this fine display of cluelessness, I nominate A-A for Clueless
Newbie of the Month.

Seconds?


Seconded!!!!1!!

BL


That's a good mindless Rat, now go to Fart for a big slurp!

HJ


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pedo creep Gary gLitter Burnore wrote:
On 1 Apr 2006 06:39:17 -0800, "Double-A" wrote:



HAMMER OF THOR
(Vote YES, NO, or abstain)

Gary L Burnore & DataBasix


NO


Two whole No's! Weee!


You deserve them, pedo creep.

BTW, wouldn't double-aa be Four A?


Don't be stupid, pedo creep. Double-Anus isn't a quadruped.

snip Ooops! That's all there was!

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Default CNotM NOMINATION: VOTE! Usenet Kook Awards, March 2006

On Sat, 01 Apr 2006 09:28:57 -0700, Art Deco wrote:

Double-A wrote:

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Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler wrote:
Here follows the one true ballot for the March 2006 Usenet Kook awards.
Anybody may vote, but your votes may be disqualified, mocked, burnt,
shredded and/or recycled for use as toilet paper at the Vote Wrangler's
discretion if:


Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted. You have
until 23:59:59 (11:59:59 PM) UTC on April 7th to cast your votes. Vote
wisely; next time the candidate might be *you*.


Hmmmmmm.

See also the "How to Vote" Mini-FAQ for advice:
http://www.netcabal.com/auk/voting.html


Hmmmmmm.

BOBO AWARD
(Vote YES, NO, or abstain)

Gordon Roy Parker, alias Ray Gordon


NO


Any clues about Ray Gordon?

BOBO AWARD
(Vote YES, NO, or abstain)

John Bunt, alias Guy Fawkes


NO


Any clues about Bunt?

NEITHER


NONE


Translation: "WHAAAAAAAAAAAA! MOMMY! MAKE THE BAD MEN STOP!"



COWARD OF THE MONTH
(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)

Marc Wigle
Pamela K Russell
Rasta Khan
Tom Bishop
none of the above
abstain


Tom Bishop


I don't recall Tommiiee posting his clit link to alt.astronomy.

NONE


NEITHER


The kooks he now voted against include:

Ray Gordon
Guy Fawkes
Qolon
Vjiqueen
Telsacoils
Kantica22
Marc Wigle
sPammy
Rast^H^H^H^H pizzaboi
Jerry Taylor, City Manager of Tuttle, OK
Herr Doktor Tavische
Outhouse John the false Christian hypocrite and clockbrain



JOSEPH BARTLO "PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE" AWARD
(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)

Duane Arnold
KMAN of ott.general
Paine Ellsworth, alias Painius
none of the above
abstain


KMAN


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Now this is clueless, unless he just picked one randomly to vote
against Sir Painius the Pathetic.

NEITHER


PALMJOB PADDLE
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)

alt.flame
Rasta Khan
neither of the above
abstain


alt.flame


I'm sure you read lots of snuh.


TONY SIDAWAY MEMORIAL "DRAMA QUEEN" AWARD
(Vote YES, NO, or abstain)

nightbat of alt.astronomy


NO


Translation: "must vote against my Captain!"


VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN "WEIRD SCIENCE" AWARD
(Vote YES, NO, or abstain)

Alexa Cameron


NO


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

So, you believe her claim that radiation causes all cancer?



GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY
(Vote YES, NO, or abstain)

Marc Wigle


NO


No clues here.


GEORGE ARMSTRONG CUSTER "KICKED @$$" AWARD
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)

Gordon Roy Parker, alias Ray Gordon
Viking of soc.men
neither of the above
abstain


NEITHER


Or here.


SPECIAL OPS CODY MEMORIAL PURPLE HEART
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)

Gordon Roy Parker, alias Ray Gordon
Tom Bishop, a.k.a. Amadeus Jinn
neither of the above
abstain


Tom Bishop


See above.


TAR & FEATHERS
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)

Professeur Von TwoSteps
Rasta Khan
neither of the above
abstain


NEITHER


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH


BUSTED URINAL AWARD
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)

Babaloonie
Tom Bishop. a.k.a. "Amadeus Jinn"
neither of the above
abstain


Tom Bishop


See above.

NO


NEITHER


BOLO BULLIS FOAM DUCK
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)

Honest John
John Ennis, a.k.a. Sollog
neither of the above
abstain


John Ennis


Translation: "must vote against the cub saucerhead, even though he's a
racist!"


ORDER OF THE HOLEY SOCKPUPPET
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)

Babaloonie
Richard M Scoville, a.k.a. Free Speech Store
neither of the above
abstain


NEITHER


Any clues about who babaloonie or scumvile are?


BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG WHISTLE
(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)

David Tholen, trained by Joe Malloy
Dean Roger Ray (Telsacoils2006), trained by Chadwick Stone
Professeur Von TwoSteps, trained by Peter Hood
Rasta Khan, trained by Fred Hall
Viking of soc.men, trained by Aratzio
none of the above
abstain


NONE


Translation: "must vote against Dr. David Tholen and Rasta Khan the
brave kookologist spanker!"


OFFICE OF VILLAGE IDIOT
(Vote for one, or abstain)

Chuck Lysaght, a.k.a. Chuckles the Clown
Richard Bullis, a.k.a. "Richard the St00pid"
abstain


ABSTAIN


Wow, a brief glimmer of clue.


MINISTRY OF CIRCLE JERKS
(Vote for one, or abstain)

Brad Jesness & J Wyatt Ehrenfels
Saucerheads of Alt.Astronomy
Soc.Men (the whole soc.fr00t farm)
abstain



Soc.Men


Oooooops!


PIERRE SALINGER MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)

Kadaitcha Man
Michael Cook
neither of the above
abstain


NEITHER


"WHAAAAAAAAAAAA! MOMMY!"


HAMMER OF THOR
(Vote YES, NO, or abstain)

Gary L Burnore & DataBasix


NO


"WHAAAAAAAAAAAA! MOMMY!"


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For this fine display of cluelessness, I nominate A-A for Clueless
Newbie of the Month.

Seconds?


This nomination is refused. Voters (no matter who they are) who follow
the rules should not become candidates for kook awards based on how they
vote (no matter how they choose to vote). Voters are free to vote in any
way they so desire, even if it amounts to *voting against* almost the
entire ballot[1a] [1b].

[1a] http://groups.google.com/group/alt.u...9f69c7603fb37a

[1b] http://groups.google.com/group/alt.u...7eb1a252022d3c

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