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CONGRATULATIONS!
NEWS FLASH! CONGRATULATIONS! HVAC, Hagar, and Saul have just received the CirCUMnavigators Award. This rare and cheered distinction amongst practicing homosexuals is given only to those who have taken Soooo… many miles of cock up their ass that it is equivalent to a trip Around the World!
Note: This is based on an average penis size of 6” and an earth circumference of 29,901 miles or 315,754,560 strokes. Now THAT’S what you call an ACOCKplishment! Look for your award in the mail or if you can’t wait, get a copy at any Gay Pride Parade nation wide. RT PS You sissies better check my math to see if you really qualify. Word has it I’m a failed math teacher. |
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CONGRATULATIONS!
On Tuesday, July 16, 2013 10:16:39 AM UTC-4, HVAC wrote:
On 7/16/2013 10:08 AM, wrote: NEWS FLASH! CONGRATULATIONS! HVAC, Hagar, and Saul have just received the CirCUMnavigators Award. This rare and cheered distinction amongst practicing homosexuals is given only to those who have taken Soooo… many miles of cock up their ass that it is equivalent to a trip Around the World! Besides being one of the top astrophysicists in the world, I am also an expert in performing circumcisions. This I do for free. I just do it for the tips. -- "OK you ****s, let's see what you can do now" -Hit Girl http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CjO7kBqTFqo Touche'! Now that's in the spirit of things.... RT PS That's ASStrophysicist right? |
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CONGRATULATIONS!
On Tuesday, July 16, 2013 1:13:47 PM UTC-4, wrote:
EL IDIOT CRAPO****HEAD NEEDS ONE! WORK ON HIM; AND AIM A BIT HIGH! I THINK CRAPO GOT AN FTL FROM SANTA! Saul Levy On Tue, 16 Jul 2013 10:16:39 -0400, HVAC wrote: On 7/16/2013 10:08 AM, wrote: NEWS FLASH! CONGRATULATIONS! HVAC, Hagar, and Saul have just received the CirCUMnavigators Award. This rare and cheered distinction amongst practicing homosexuals is given only to those who have taken Soooo… many miles of cock up their ass that it is equivalent to a trip Around the World! Besides being one of the top astrophysicists in the world, I am also an expert in performing circumcisions. This I do for free. I just do it for the tips. Three in a Row! You know what they say about those who complain too much. Bawhahahahahahahahahaha... RT |
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CONGRATULATIONS!
On Tuesday, July 16, 2013 4:02:26 PM UTC-4, HVAC wrote:
On 7/16/2013 10:29 AM, wrote: expert in performing circumcisions. This I do for free. I just do it for the tips. Touche'! Now that's in the spirit of things.... RT PS That's ASStrophysicist right? I study many heavenly bodies as I reverse engineer the universe. -- "OK you ****s, let's see what you can do now" -Hit Girl http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CjO7kBqTFqo In other words you like to back into it.... RT |
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CONGRATULATIONS!
On Tuesday, July 16, 2013 1:13:47 PM UTC-4, wrote:
EL IDIOT CRAPO****HEAD NEEDS ONE! WORK ON HIM; AND AIM A BIT HIGH! I THINK CRAPO GOT AN FTL FROM SANTA! Saul Levy On Tue, 16 Jul 2013 10:16:39 -0400, HVAC wrote: On 7/16/2013 10:08 AM, wrote: NEWS FLASH! CONGRATULATIONS! HVAC, Hagar, and Saul have just received the CirCUMnavigators Award. This rare and cheered distinction amongst practicing homosexuals is given only to those who have taken Soooo… many miles of cock up their ass that it is equivalent to a trip Around the World! Besides being one of the top astrophysicists in the world, I am also an expert in performing circumcisions. This I do for free. I just do it for the tips. Saul just a reminder, today's HUMP Day! Bawhaahahahahahahaha....... |
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CONGRATULATIONS!
wrote in message ... On Tuesday, July 16, 2013 1:13:47 PM UTC-4, wrote: EL IDIOT CRAPO****HEAD NEEDS ONE! WORK ON HIM; AND AIM A BIT HIGH! I THINK CRAPO GOT AN FTL FROM SANTA! Saul Levy On Tue, 16 Jul 2013 10:16:39 -0400, HVAC wrote: On 7/16/2013 10:08 AM, wrote: NEWS FLASH! CONGRATULATIONS! HVAC, Hagar, and Saul have just received the CirCUMnavigators Award. This rare and cheered distinction amongst practicing homosexuals is given only to those who have taken Soooo… many miles of cock up their ass that it is equivalent to a trip Around the World! Besides being one of the top astrophysicists in the world, I am also an expert in performing circumcisions. This I do for free. I just do it for the tips. Saul just a reminder, today's HUMP Day! Bawhaahahahahahahaha....... *** seems as if you need to get a new Camel ... is Barbara getting too old and won't let you hump her leg any more ??? |
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CONGRATULATIONS!
On Wednesday, July 17, 2013 11:37:14 PM UTC-4, Hägar wrote:
wrote in message ... On Tuesday, July 16, 2013 1:13:47 PM UTC-4, wrote: EL IDIOT CRAPO****HEAD NEEDS ONE! WORK ON HIM; AND AIM A BIT HIGH! I THINK CRAPO GOT AN FTL FROM SANTA! Saul Levy On Tue, 16 Jul 2013 10:16:39 -0400, HVAC wrote: On 7/16/2013 10:08 AM, wrote: NEWS FLASH! CONGRATULATIONS! HVAC, Hagar, and Saul have just received the CirCUMnavigators Award. This rare and cheered distinction amongst practicing homosexuals is given only to those who have taken Soooo… many miles of cock up their ass that it is equivalent to a trip Around the World! Besides being one of the top astrophysicists in the world, I am also an expert in performing circumcisions. This I do for free. I just do it for the tips. Saul just a reminder, today's HUMP Day! Bawhaahahahahahahaha....... *** seems as if you need to get a new Camel ... is Barbara getting too old and won't let you hump her leg any more ??? Most men in long relationships and lengthy marriages suffer from SCS (Sexual Camel Syndrome). This life threatening malady is the result of a women’s ability to go for loooooog periods of time without sex. I don’t have that problem. My camel likes to drink… RT |
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CONGRATULATIONS!
wrote in message ... On Wednesday, July 17, 2013 11:37:14 PM UTC-4, Hägar wrote: wrote in message ... On Tuesday, July 16, 2013 1:13:47 PM UTC-4, wrote: EL IDIOT CRAPO****HEAD NEEDS ONE! WORK ON HIM; AND AIM A BIT HIGH! I THINK CRAPO GOT AN FTL FROM SANTA! Saul Levy On Tue, 16 Jul 2013 10:16:39 -0400, HVAC wrote: On 7/16/2013 10:08 AM, wrote: NEWS FLASH! CONGRATULATIONS! HVAC, Hagar, and Saul have just received the CirCUMnavigators Award. This rare and cheered distinction amongst practicing homosexuals is given only to those who have taken Soooo… many miles of cock up their ass that it is equivalent to a trip Around the World! Besides being one of the top astrophysicists in the world, I am also an expert in performing circumcisions. This I do for free. I just do it for the tips. Saul just a reminder, today's HUMP Day! Bawhaahahahahahahaha....... *** seems as if you need to get a new Camel ... is Barbara getting too old and won't let you hump her leg any more ??? Most men in long relationships and lengthy marriages suffer from SCS (Sexual Camel Syndrome). This life threatening malady is the result of a women’s ability to go for loooooog periods of time without sex. I don’t have that problem. My camel likes to drink… RT *** do you stand on an Orange crate when you shag it ??? |
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CONGRATULATIONS!
On Thursday, July 18, 2013 8:41:35 PM UTC-4, Hägar wrote:
wrote in message ... On Wednesday, July 17, 2013 11:37:14 PM UTC-4, Hägar wrote: wrote in message ... On Tuesday, July 16, 2013 1:13:47 PM UTC-4, wrote: EL IDIOT CRAPO****HEAD NEEDS ONE! WORK ON HIM; AND AIM A BIT HIGH! I THINK CRAPO GOT AN FTL FROM SANTA! Saul Levy On Tue, 16 Jul 2013 10:16:39 -0400, HVAC wrote: On 7/16/2013 10:08 AM, wrote: NEWS FLASH! CONGRATULATIONS! HVAC, Hagar, and Saul have just received the CirCUMnavigators Award. This rare and cheered distinction amongst practicing homosexuals is given only to those who have taken Soooo… many miles of cock up their ass that it is equivalent to a trip Around the World! Besides being one of the top astrophysicists in the world, I am also an expert in performing circumcisions. This I do for free. I just do it for the tips. Saul just a reminder, today's HUMP Day! Bawhaahahahahahahaha....... *** seems as if you need to get a new Camel ... is Barbara getting too old and won't let you hump her leg any more ??? Most men in long relationships and lengthy marriages suffer from SCS (Sexual Camel Syndrome). This life threatening malady is the result of a women’s ability to go for loooooog periods of time without sex. I don’t have that problem. My camel likes to drink… RT *** do you stand on an Orange crate when you shag it ??? No crates necessary.... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C3ihlnfSXBo RT |
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