An Incredibly Convenient Sale

January 8, 2013 by Ben Crystal

Al Gore stands to make some $70 million from the sale of Current TV.If a
greater living liberal than Al Gore exists, I would dearly love to meet him.
The scion of an exceptionally wealthy Tennessee clan that built a king's
fortune on tobacco and racism, Gore took the prodigious wealth bestowed upon
him and used it to construct an empire. Between his inheritance, the money
he made from pseudoscientific screeds like the book Earth in the Balance and
the sci-fi slideshow "An Inconvenient Truth," Gore has salted away a pile
large enough to fuel his private jet, heat his multiple homes and send his
progeny to the finest schools. But forget about his time as a U.S. Senator.
Forget about his complicity in the various crimes of the Clinton
Administration. Forget even about his subzero treatment of his ex-wife.
Hell, forget about those allegations that he relates to massage therapists
the way his old boss Bubba Clinton relates to chubby interns. Focus on Gore,
the liberal icon, Democratic hero and super-capitalist.

With the impending sale of his failed hate-speech outlet, Current TV, to
terrorist-linked Al-Jazeera, Gore has transcended the usual hypocrisy that
defines modern liberalism to become its living god. He will personally make
somewhere in the neighborhood of $70 million by signing over a cable outlet
that struggled against more intellectually stimulating content such as "Here
Comes Honey Boo Boo." And Al-Jazeera, which is owned by the government of
the nation of Qatar, floats on a sea of the same oil against which Gore has
railed for the better part of the generation generously augmented by Gore's
own prolific fertility. (Despite his efforts to convince brown people to
stop reproducing, Gore has extended his own lineage by a factor of four.)

A man who may well be the biggest hypocrite in recorded human history - no
small feat against the competition afforded by not only American liberals
but the various and sundry dictators who live like emperors on the backs of
oppressed populations from North Korea and China to Venezuela and Cuba -
will bank eight figures from the oil barons in the Mideast. Already wildly
wealthy, Gore has sold a vanity project with all the journalistic
credibility of VH-1 to guys who were probably wiping the crude off their
hands when they shook on the deal.

And (insert liberal-approved deity here) bless Gore for the effort. I'm a
conservative. If Gore can turn a lifelong crusade on behalf of the biggest
scientific fraud of the modern age into a nearly 10-figure personal fortune,
then I say: "Ditch the ball and chain and the rug rats, stride proudly out
of whichever of your palaces in which you're lounging, jump in that SUV,
tell that chauffeur to drive you to the airport, board that private jet, fly
to the nearest tax-haven tropical island, check into the Global Warming
Suite at the Ritz and start pawing the masseuses, Albert!" I don't blame
Gore for making a few hundred million bucks off liberal gullibility - even
if he blames me for trying to make a few bucks of my own.

And look who he sold out to. Al-Jazeera, aka the al-Qaida Channel, floats on
sea of oil money. While Gore and his shrieking sideshow clowns have repeated
laughable Democratic conspiracy theories about some so-called "war on
women," the new owners of the network have proudly campaigned against women
doing anything but cooking and bearing children. While Gore and his merry
band of idiots have imagined a conservative lack of tolerance, the new
owners support programming that includes a weekly host who proclaims the
Holocaust "divine punishment" for the Jews. Despite all that, liberals
nationwide are lining up to offer their endorsement to what is about to be
Al-Jazeera America. I can't decide if their sudden love of a network that
shows al-Qaida recruiting videos stems from their usual "America last"
attitude or a desire to let Gore off the hook. But, hey, at least he didn't
sell to that ******* Glenn Beck.

Global warming is dead, buried under the weight of data falsified by its
primary perpetrators and titles that change - by necessity - more often than
Hollywood freaks change their designer clothes. Perhaps now is as good a
time as any to cash out before Gore's Democratic accomplices finish
destroying the economy. After all, that's what Gore did.

-Ben Crystal

On Jan 10, 5:39*am, "Negah M" wrote:
January 8, 2013 by Ben Crystal

Al Gore stands to make some $70 million from the sale of Current TV.If a
greater living liberal than Al Gore exists, I would dearly love to meet him.
The scion of an exceptionally wealthy Tennessee clan that built a king's
fortune on tobacco and racism, Gore took the prodigious wealth bestowed upon
him and used it to construct an empire. Between his inheritance, the money
he made from pseudoscientific screeds like the book Earth in the Balance and
the sci-fi slideshow "An Inconvenient Truth," Gore has salted away a pile
large enough to fuel his private jet, heat his multiple homes and send his
progeny to the finest schools. But forget about his time as a U.S. Senator.