Tardigrades will survive Global Warming

This is an article about Tardigrades, better known as Water Bears. They are
about the size of a period dot and are damn near indestructible. They are
the only living things to survive after the Earth ends in 12 years
due to Global Warming, as predicted by scientists like Alexandria
Ocasio-Cortez, Al "massage with happy ending" Gore and Beto O'Rourke.

https://news.yahoo.com/science-says-...171742070.html

Palsing will also survive, since he's mastered the "tard" (as in retard)
part. the rest will grow on him in the ensuing years before doomsday.

On Wednesday, March 20, 2019 at 3:32:59 PM UTC-7, Hägar wrote:
This is an article about Tardigrades, better known as Water Bears. They are
about the size of a period dot and are damn near indestructible. They are
the only living things to survive after the Earth ends in 12 years
due to Global Warming, as predicted by scientists like Alexandria
Ocasio-Cortez, Al "massage with happy ending" Gore and Beto O'Rourke.

https://news.yahoo.com/science-says-...171742070.html

Palsing will also survive, since he's mastered the "tard" (as in retard)
part. the rest will grow on him in the ensuing years before doomsday.


The number of polar bears have also been increasing, up 30% since 2005, despite the fears of global warming fanatics!

https://www.thegwpf.org/as-polar-bea...pecies-status/

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