Can we steal Titan from Saturn ???

explain it to the guy - he obviously doesnt get it!



Sam Wormley wrote:

Dan Simper wrote:
Titan seems to be pretty impressive, but far too cold.This is not
good.

So I'd suggest to steal this moon from Saturn by attaching some
super-engines to the moon itself OR using a spacecraft with a tractor
beam.

Then we could move the moon between Earth and Mars and use it for
colonization.

Great idea, isn't it?

No--It would cause havoc here

Dan Simper wrote:
Titan seems to be pretty impressive, but far too cold.This is not
good.

So I'd suggest to steal this moon from Saturn by attaching some
super-engines to the moon itself OR using a spacecraft with a tractor
beam.

Then we could move the moon between Earth and Mars and use it for
colonization.

Great idea, isn't it?


In fact, I am already working on a scheme to steal Titan, and bring
it into orbit around the Earth, causing planet wide devastation. I
will spare the Earth if the planet's leaders agree to pay me...

One *MILLION* dollars.

If this plot fails, I will fall back on plan B, in which I will use
beams of concentrated light, which I call "lasers", to punch a hole
in the "ozone" layer, thus greatly increasing the incidence of skin
cancer...