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CAUTION: Gag Reflex Warning ( PROPOSAL: StAUKers Lsit)
Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote: fr00tbat wrote: nightbat wrote wrote: Sean Monaghan wrote in message bal.com... On Sun, 26 Mar 2006 13:38:44 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man" wrote: nightbat , the dirty old bummer and thickheaded sword swallower who likes wanton magic lamp rubbing with otters, and whose partner is a piece with a dripping missile silo, wrote in : nightbat wrote Twittering One wrote: Thx bat. How RU ~ ? nightbat Not good for I am alone you know waiting for Sil. Call me a fool call me lost in the search of warmth and peace that I once knew. How are you sweet your words are so soothing to a lost soul? I nightly wonder alone searching for what I miss most true love. A sad being am I, for without love what are we but empty shells of what we once were. Nothing makes sense, nothing feels good, only hope of finding comfort of true love once again. Forgive my ranting not like me, I must go and be alone in my misery, take care sweet. at your service, the nightbat Now *that's* a TS Drama Queen nomination waiting to happen. To hell with Chaka Con. Junior Cadet Honest John You guys are so mean to the sensitive little feller, how do you all sleep at night? H.J. nightbat Don't worry about the Captain cadet HJ and I'm not little cause I weigh over 200 trim lbs and am 6 feet tall all super IQ power brain, Is that why they refer to you as meathead, FrOOtL00p? high protein and tight in shape body muscle. Have all my teeth including wisdom ones and fine light brown hair, 20:10 day vision, perfect night vision, power glide moves, all the high tech toys, and Officer Bert's youth producing Mexican Sweet Potato recipe. I can outfly, outdance, and outperform any human there's simply no match, So why aren't you in the Olympics? and in the love department with those Officer Star Glow shirts and Caps the girls just melt. In fear? You and Gary gLitterBurnore would make quite a sight. Hanging around the girl schools, forming pyramids, frigthening the locals. They wonder where I get the magic, I just tell them simply it's Bert's sweet potatoes, ha, ha, ha. I'm alone right now waiting for my lovely Sil, but Is that what you call your blow-up doll? Sil? sure glad I have lovely sweet Officer Twitty at night to help net keep me company. Does she hold it for you or something? as you were, the nightsoil I'm reaching for the bucket! What are you doing, Bruce. Attacking the nightbat on your own hook? All your old AUK "pals" have already deserted you and stabbed you in the back! Why side with them? Perhaps we can smoke the peace pipe, find some common ground. Common enemies are a start. Just how much do you know about Carl Osterwald? This could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship! Double-A |
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CAUTION: Gag Reflex Warning ( PROPOSAL: StAUKers Lsit)
Double-A wrote in message ups.com... Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote: fake Double-Anus wrote: Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote: fr00tbat wrote: nightbat wrote wrote: Sean Monaghan wrote in message bal.com... On Sun, 26 Mar 2006 13:38:44 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man" wrote: nightbat , the dirty old bummer and thickheaded sword swallower who likes wanton magic lamp rubbing with otters, and whose partner is a piece with a dripping missile silo, wrote in : nightbat wrote Twittering One wrote: Thx bat. How RU ~ ? nightbat Not good for I am alone you know waiting for Sil. Call me a fool call me lost in the search of warmth and peace that I once knew. How are you sweet your words are so soothing to a lost soul? I nightly wonder alone searching for what I miss most true love. A sad being am I, for without love what are we but empty shells of what we once were. Nothing makes sense, nothing feels good, only hope of finding comfort of true love once again. Forgive my ranting not like me, I must go and be alone in my misery, take care sweet. at your service, the nightbat Now *that's* a TS Drama Queen nomination waiting to happen. To hell with Chaka Con. Junior Cadet Honest John You guys are so mean to the sensitive little feller, how do you all sleep at night? H.J. nightbat Don't worry about the Captain cadet HJ and I'm not little cause I weigh over 200 trim lbs and am 6 feet tall all super IQ power brain, Is that why they refer to you as meathead, FrOOtL00p? high protein and tight in shape body muscle. Have all my teeth including wisdom ones and fine light brown hair, 20:10 day vision, perfect night vision, power glide moves, all the high tech toys, and Officer Bert's youth producing Mexican Sweet Potato recipe. I can outfly, outdance, and outperform any human there's simply no match, So why aren't you in the Olympics? and in the love department with those Officer Star Glow shirts and Caps the girls just melt. In fear? You and Gary gLitterBurnore would make quite a sight. Hanging around the girl schools, forming pyramids, frigthening the locals. They wonder where I get the magic, I just tell them simply it's Bert's sweet potatoes, ha, ha, ha. I'm alone right now waiting for my lovely Sil, but Is that what you call your blow-up doll? Sil? sure glad I have lovely sweet Officer Twitty at night to help net keep me company. Does she hold it for you or something? as you were, the nightsoil I'm reaching for the bucket! What are you doing, Bruce. Attacking the nightbat on your own hook? All your old AUK "pals" have already deserted you and stabbed you in the back! Why side with them? What auk pals would that be, fake Double-Anus? Art Deco of course, among others. Perhaps we can smoke the peace pipe, find some common ground. Common enemies are a start. Are you ****ed again, fake Double-Anus? Yes, but not at you. Just how much do you know about Carl Osterwald? Everything. Why do you think he won't reply to me directly? That's why it's time for you to switch sides. This could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship! Double-Anus Go blow it out Uranus, fake Double-Anus? Don't take this overature lightly. You may not have another chance. Think about it. Double-A Sounds like a pretty good deal, Bruce. Fart and the Ratz have been leaving their "droppings" on top of your head lately; I think that it's a trend. Come on in from the cold! H.J. |
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CAUTION: Gag Reflex Warning ( PROPOSAL: StAUKers Lsit)
Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote: fake Double-Anus wrote: Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote: fake Double-Anus wrote: Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote: fr00tbat wrote: nightbat wrote wrote: Sean Monaghan wrote in message bal.com... On Sun, 26 Mar 2006 13:38:44 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man" wrote: nightbat , the dirty old bummer and thickheaded sword swallower who likes wanton magic lamp rubbing with otters, and whose partner is a piece with a dripping missile silo, wrote in : nightbat wrote Twittering One wrote: Thx bat. How RU ~ ? nightbat Not good for I am alone you know waiting for Sil. Call me a fool call me lost in the search of warmth and peace that I once knew. How are you sweet your words are so soothing to a lost soul? I nightly wonder alone searching for what I miss most true love. A sad being am I, for without love what are we but empty shells of what we once were. Nothing makes sense, nothing feels good, only hope of finding comfort of true love once again. Forgive my ranting not like me, I must go and be alone in my misery, take care sweet. at your service, the nightbat Now *that's* a TS Drama Queen nomination waiting to happen. To hell with Chaka Con. Junior Cadet Honest John You guys are so mean to the sensitive little feller, how do you all sleep at night? H.J. nightbat Don't worry about the Captain cadet HJ and I'm not little cause I weigh over 200 trim lbs and am 6 feet tall all super IQ power brain, Is that why they refer to you as meathead, FrOOtL00p? high protein and tight in shape body muscle. Have all my teeth including wisdom ones and fine light brown hair, 20:10 day vision, perfect night vision, power glide moves, all the high tech toys, and Officer Bert's youth producing Mexican Sweet Potato recipe. I can outfly, outdance, and outperform any human there's simply no match, So why aren't you in the Olympics? and in the love department with those Officer Star Glow shirts and Caps the girls just melt. In fear? You and Gary gLitterBurnore would make quite a sight. Hanging around the girl schools, forming pyramids, frigthening the locals. They wonder where I get the magic, I just tell them simply it's Bert's sweet potatoes, ha, ha, ha. I'm alone right now waiting for my lovely Sil, but Is that what you call your blow-up doll? Sil? sure glad I have lovely sweet Officer Twitty at night to help net keep me company. Does she hold it for you or something? as you were, the nightsoil I'm reaching for the bucket! What are you doing, Bruce. Attacking the nightbat on your own hook? All your old AUK "pals" have already deserted you and stabbed you in the back! Why side with them? What auk pals would that be, fake Double-Anus? Art Deco of course, among others. I don't have any "pals", fake Double-Anus, you lot are both equally pathetic. No pals? Did you ever ask yourself why? Perhaps we can smoke the peace pipe, find some common ground. Common enemies are a start. Are you ****ed again, fake Double-Anus? Yes, but not at you. Typical Merkin - too stupid to understand the difference between ****ed and ****ed off. The subtleties of the Aussie language are a challenge for us. But I can say, G'day! I didn't asked you if you were madder than a Tassie Devil on heat but if you were a bit full after having a skinful. Lay off Herbert Herbert's guano juice. That's MSP juice. Just how much do you know about Carl Osterwald? Everything. Why do you think he won't reply to me directly? That's why it's time for you to switch sides. Sides? Don't be stupid, fake Double-Anus, I don't take sides. I sit on the fence and micturate on both sides. But it can be lonely at the top (of the fence). Why don't you stop straddling it and decide which side you really want to give a dowsing to? This could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship! Double-Anus Go blow it out Uranus, fake Double-Anus? Don't take this overature lightly. You may not have another chance. Think about it. Double-Anus While you kooks sneck the support groups, fake Double-Anus? Not a chance. It's OK to post to support groups, just not to harress people there. Sorry you won't be piping onboard. I thought that everyone should be given one chance for redemption, even you. But, alas! Double-A |
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