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FWD: He's Dead Jim! Saddam Hussen hanged until he was dead, dead, dead!
....CNN's reporting it. M$NBC is reporting it. Even FOX "News" is
reporting it. Hell, even I'm covering it on OMBlog. In any case, he's got a new necktie and is not just a little bit taller, and a whole lot deader. Too bad they didn't do this on Chrisnukkah, because we could have used the present! OM -- ]=====================================[ ] OMBlog - http://www.io.com/~o_m/omworld [ ] Let's face it: Sometimes you *need* [ ] an obnoxious opinion in your day! [ ]=====================================[ |
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FWD: He's Dead Jim! Saddam Hussen hanged until he was dead, dead, dead!
On Fri, 29 Dec 2006 22:10:02 -0600, in a place far, far away, OM
made the phosphor on my monitor glow in such a way as to indicate that: ...CNN's reporting it. M$NBC is reporting it. Even FOX "News" is reporting it. Hell, even I'm covering it on OMBlog. In any case, he's got a new necktie and is not just a little bit taller, and a whole lot deader. Too bad they didn't do this on Chrisnukkah, because we could have used the present! http://www.transterrestrial.com/arch...56.html#008256 |
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FWD: He's Dead Jim! Saddam Hussen hanged until he was dead, dead, dead!
OM wrote: ...CNN's reporting it. M$NBC is reporting it. Even FOX "News" is reporting it. Hell, even I'm covering it on OMBlog. In any case, he's got a new necktie and is not just a little bit taller, and a whole lot deader. No, he's not. I just saw him at the 7-11 with Elvis. |
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He's Dead Jim! Saddam Hussen hanged until he was dead, dead, dead!
"OM" wrote in message ... ...CNN's reporting it. M$NBC is reporting it. Even FOX "News" is reporting it. Hell, even I'm covering it on OMBlog. In any case, he's got a new necktie and is not just a little bit taller, and a whole lot deader. Too bad they didn't do this on Chrisnukkah, because we could have used the present! 'This is cruel and unusual punishment!' said Moist. 'Indeed?' said Vetinari. 'I offer you a light desk job, comparative freedom of movement, working in the fresh air . . . no, I feel that my offer might well be unusual, but cruel? I think not. However, I believe we do have down in the cellars some ancient punishments which are extremely cruel and in many cases quite unusual, if you would like to try them for the purposes of comparison. And, of course, there is always the option of dancing the sisal two-step.' 'The what?' said Moist. Drumknott leaned down and whispered something in his master's ear. 'Oh, I apologize,' said Vetinari. 'I meant of course the hemp fandango. It is your choice, Mr Lipwig. There is always a choice, Mr Lipwig. Oh, and by the way . . . do you know the second interesting thing about angels?' 'What angels?' said Moist, angry and bewildered. 'Oh, dear, people just don't pay attention,' said Vetinari. 'Remember? The first interesting thing about angels? I told you yesterday? I expect you were thinking about something else. The second interesting thing about angels, Mr Lipwig, is that you only ever get *one*.' -- Terry Pratchett, "Going Postal". |
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FWD: He's Dead Jim! Saddam Hussen hanged until he was dead, dead, dead!
On 29 Dec 2006 22:12:55 -0800, "
wrote: OM wrote: ...CNN's reporting it. M$NBC is reporting it. Even FOX "News" is reporting it. Hell, even I'm covering it on OMBlog. In any case, he's got a new necktie and is not just a little bit taller, and a whole lot deader. No, he's not. I just saw him at the 7-11 with Elvis. ....Funny. One of the videos on OMBlog has a picture of him dressed as Elvis leaving the building. OM -- ]=====================================[ ] OMBlog - http://www.io.com/~o_m/omworld [ ] Let's face it: Sometimes you *need* [ ] an obnoxious opinion in your day! [ ]=====================================[ |
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He's Dead Jim! Saddam Hussen hanged until he was dead, dead, dead!
On Sat, 30 Dec 2006 19:18:56 +0900, "Neil Gerace"
wrote: "OM" wrote in message .. . ...CNN's reporting it. M$NBC is reporting it. Even FOX "News" is reporting it. Hell, even I'm covering it on OMBlog. In any case, he's got a new necktie and is not just a little bit taller, and a whole lot deader. Too bad they didn't do this on Chrisnukkah, because we could have used the present! 'This is cruel and unusual punishment!' said Moist. ....No, cruel and unusual is *not* airing the full video of Saddam getting his neck stretched. OM -- ]=====================================[ ] OMBlog - http://www.io.com/~o_m/omworld [ ] Let's face it: Sometimes you *need* [ ] an obnoxious opinion in your day! [ ]=====================================[ |
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FWD: He's Dead Jim! Saddam Hussen hanged until he was dead, dead,dead!
Rand Simberg wrote: http://www.transterrestrial.com/arch...56.html#008256 Ah... nothing like "Hate For The Holidays". ;-) Pat |
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FWD: He's Dead Jim! Saddam Hussen hanged until he was dead, dead, dead!
On Sat, 30 Dec 2006 11:56:21 -0600, in a place far, far away, Pat
Flannery made the phosphor on my monitor glow in such a way as to indicate that: Rand Simberg wrote: http://www.transterrestrial.com/arch...56.html#008256 Ah... nothing like "Hate For The Holidays". ;-) Who said anything about "hate"? I guess, like "racism," this is just another misuse of words when one has no actual arguments. |
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He's Dead Jim! Saddam Hussen hanged until he was dead, dead,dead!
OM wrote: ...No, cruel and unusual is *not* airing the full video of Saddam getting his neck stretched. Oh, just wait; if it was filmed, it will get posted on some website. Pity they didn't stick him in that Iron Maiden that his kid had. Wait a second..."The Long Ships"! The Mare Of Steel...* If we were going to get medieval on his ass, let's REALLY get medieval on his ass! http://www.net-monster.com/longships_2a.jpg The Mare Of Steel is the only device that can make two half-eunuchs simultaneously. Bet we could have found a Shiite who would have loved to have held that sword. Yup, civilization and the democratic rights of man could have moved forward... onto a blood-greased, razor-sharp, fifty-foot, gravity-driven, sword edge. * That thing should have shown up in a Conan movie. The two giant-nail-spiked pads at its base ready to receive the split halves of the victim's body were probably an unnecessary afterthought, but one must always applaud thoroughness. ;-) Pat |
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He's Dead Jim! Saddam Hussen hanged until he was dead, dead, dead!
"OM" wrote in message ... ...CNN's reporting it. M$NBC is reporting it. Even FOX "News" is reporting it. Hell, even I'm covering it on OMBlog. In any case, he's got a new necktie and is not just a little bit taller, and a whole lot deader. Too bad they didn't do this on Chrisnukkah, because we could have used the present! Doing it on a Suuni holiday is going to aggravate the problem. Better to have waited one more day. His followers are still going to go ape****, but now you've insulted Islam as well as Saddam. Personally, I'd prefer slowly raising the rope as opposed to letting him drop. |
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