This does not belong here.

This does not belong here but you might get the message

Well you can forget about UFO and those tubby "gremlins" you see in
illustrations.

Aliens are not ugly, shadowy creatures with only evil, they are
people and good looking.

If you can imagine a wasp face (have a look with amagnifier) on a
hominid body with four limbs (or six) then you may have an idea of an
alien.

The photo the police took of me and showed me was a pair of compound
eyes with a mouth and flat nose, quite human like. With a fairly
domed head. I was quite frightened by it.

However it was in monochrome, my eyes are dark red and have little
hairs sticking out so they feel like a brush.

My skin is brown and hairy, like you.

I even have sex organs (male). Talons on each limb.

I may have another pair of limbs folded with pincers for cutting of
limbs or heads in combat. Not sure about that.

I can vary my appearance.

Sorry.

Chris.


My wife is nearly the same.

We are quite nice realy.

Chris a écrit :
This does not belong here but you might get the message

Well you can forget about UFO and those tubby "gremlins" you see in
illustrations.

Aliens are not ugly, shadowy creatures with only evil, they are
people and good looking.


If you say so Mr Alien, must be true isn't it ?

If you can imagine a wasp face (have a look with amagnifier) on a
hominid body with four limbs (or six) then you may have an idea of an
alien.

The photo the police took of me and showed me was a pair of compound
eyes with a mouth and flat nose, quite human like. With a fairly
domed head. I was quite frightened by it.

However it was in monochrome, my eyes are dark red and have little
hairs sticking out so they feel like a brush.

My skin is brown and hairy, like you.

I even have sex organs (male). Talons on each limb.

I may have another pair of limbs folded with pincers for cutting of
limbs or heads in combat. Not sure about that.


Pssst... But HOW do you type your messages to sci.astro.seti ????
Your "pincers" are surely too big to hit the keys...

Mmmmmm. Would you please explain that?

I can vary my appearance.


Ahh OK.

Sorry.

Chris.


Your name is Chris, like my old pal Chris?

What a coincidence, I always thoutht that guy was kind
of weird...


My wife is nearly the same.

We are quite nice realy.



Sure.

Hello,

I think it is that people don't like me so I must be a beetle. I now have
gastric flue after christmas dinner.

Life's experiences have sent me nuts.

I feel sick again, I canot eat, if I do it comes up again.

Chris.
"jacob navia" wrote in message
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Chris a écrit :
This does not belong here but you might get the message

Well you can forget about UFO and those tubby "gremlins" you see in
illustrations.

Aliens are not ugly, shadowy creatures with only evil, they are
people and good looking.


If you say so Mr Alien, must be true isn't it ?

If you can imagine a wasp face (have a look with amagnifier) on a
hominid body with four limbs (or six) then you may have an idea of an
alien.

The photo the police took of me and showed me was a pair of compound
eyes with a mouth and flat nose, quite human like. With a fairly
domed head. I was quite frightened by it.

However it was in monochrome, my eyes are dark red and have little
hairs sticking out so they feel like a brush.

My skin is brown and hairy, like you.

I even have sex organs (male). Talons on each limb.

I may have another pair of limbs folded with pincers for cutting of
limbs or heads in combat. Not sure about that.


Pssst... But HOW do you type your messages to sci.astro.seti ????
Your "pincers" are surely too big to hit the keys...

Mmmmmm. Would you please explain that?

I can vary my appearance.


Ahh OK.

Sorry.

Chris.


Your name is Chris, like my old pal Chris?

What a coincidence, I always thoutht that guy was kind
of weird...


My wife is nearly the same.

We are quite nice realy.

Sure.