OT...My Lust, My Love...You Whore.

Milla Jovovich is now doing TV ads for Target Store's clothing collection.
It's that damned Frenchman she married that brought her, like a proud
clipper ship, unto the reefs of this fatal economic shore.
She has been bent down in her desperation before the almighty dollar,
and it has turned her end-to-end and struck at her in her poop deck...as
is its wont.
Is there no honor among supermodels?
And who is this "Hawk" she's modeling for now?:
http://www.millaj.com/model/jovovich-hawk.shtml
Time for this "Hawk" to meet a proud Irish-American eagle, if you ask me.
I shall strike down on him from the wrathful skies, the way a Roc
strikes down upon a elephant to crush it and grind its bones into
splinters under its mighty and overwhelming winged weight...or like a
giant-anger-winged rooster who is too heavy to rise into the skies to
pursue its enemy by direct flight, shall slake my rage in gigantic
fluttering hops in my pursuit of my doomed prey, while emitting proud
cock-calls each dawn, as I seek his well-deserved death.
Okay, I'm still working on the details of this plan...so cut me some
slack. ;-)

Pat

Pat Flannery wrote in
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Do we need to check our meds and electrolytes?

--Damon

On Apr 5, 3:52 pm, Damon Hill wrote:
Pat Flannery wrote innews:-bidnTUjN8SZeGvanZ2dnUVZ_qiinZ2d@northdakotatelepho ne:

Do we need to check our meds and electrolytes?

A question that has been asked of Pat for quite a number of years.

I think that long-legged women running around in their underwear is a
time-tested business model.



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Damon Hill wrote:
Pat Flannery wrote in
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Do we need to check our meds and electrolytes?


This is the beginning of "The Great Slide" that afflicts so many
actress/supermodel/musician/action figures.
Rather than gracefully fading away, she has decided to claw out as much
money as possible on the way down.
_Target_ for God's sake...it's only one small step from there to _WalMart_!
Then, the next thing you know, she'll be appearing on your TV at around
3 AM advertising a fun-filled weekend in Las Vegas, the needle marks
all-too-visible on her arms, her eyes distant and unfocused from the
heroin coursing through her veins.
See her tragic state then! Wearing $20.00 shoes and a garish dress that
doesn't even have a designer label on it, made in some sort of south
Asia hell-hole and still reeking of the sweat and tears of the children
who sewed it together under the whips of their slave masters.
We've seen how this all ends up at the end...with her traveling
door-to-door selling Avon products, her past greatness tearing at her
day after day, like a modern Prometheus being gnawed by the cruel eagle
that is time.
Remember what happened to Elizabeth Taylor! This could all end as
tragically as that! :-)

Pat

wrote:
On Apr 5, 3:52 pm, Damon Hill wrote:

Pat Flannery wrote innews:-bidnTUjN8SZeGvanZ2dnUVZ_qiinZ2d@northdakotatelepho ne:

Do we need to check our meds and electrolytes?


A question that has been asked of Pat for quite a number of years.


Salvador Dali once said the the only difference between himself and a
madman was that he was not insane.
The difference between myself and Dali is that _my_ watch is waterproof.
;-)

Pat

Pat Flannery wrote in
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wrote:
On Apr 5, 3:52 pm, Damon Hill wrote:

Pat Flannery wrote
innews:-bidnTUjN8SZeGvanZ2dnUVZ_qiinZ2d@northdakotatelepho ne:

Do we need to check our meds and electrolytes?


A question that has been asked of Pat for quite a number of years.


Salvador Dali once said the the only difference between himself and a
madman was that he was not insane.
The difference between myself and Dali is that _my_ watch is
waterproof. ;-)

"Eet is not I who am crazeee, eet is I who am MAAAAAADDDDD!!!"

-Ren Hoeck, neutroic animated chihuahua

"Pat Flannery" wrote in message
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_Target_ for God's sake...it's only one small step from there to
_WalMart_!

I dunno- my wife works at Target. They've paid for 6 kids so far.


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"Pat Flannery" wrote in message
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_Target_ for God's sake...it's only one small step from there to
_WalMart_!

I dunno- my wife works at Target. They've paid for 6 kids so far.

How much did you get the 6?




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"Pat Flannery" wrote in message
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_Target_ for God's sake...it's only one small step from there to
_WalMart_!

I dunno- my wife works at Target. They've paid for 6 kids so far.

How much did you get the 6?

A bulk pack? Mind you, I didn't know Target sold children da huh, da huh