(humor) Forget About the Chinese ASAT Test

....because, in a post I saw in another newsgroup, by one Dr. Jai
Maharaj, I found out that *much more* serious and ominous space
threats are brewing from China!

Dr. Jai Maharaj had quoted, or written, in part:
o Only a few years ago, the Chinese discovered some
Sanskrit documents in Lhasa, Tibet and sent them to the
University of Chandigarh to be translated. Dr. Ruth Reyna
of the university said that the documents contain
directions for building interstellar spaceships! The
Chinese announced that they were including certain parts of
the documents for study in their space program.

And I appropriately replied:

Oh no! We're DOOMED! T. Lobsang Rampa WARNED US that the secret of how
the flying saucers worked was hidden somewhere in Tibet! And what
happens? The Reds just hand them to you - and then you give them back
an accurate translation! Any moment now, Red Chinese flying saucers
will swarm over Washington, demanding our surrender, and we will be
helpless against their advanced alien technology!

John Savard