GALILEO, COPERNICUS AND DON'T FORGET ED CONRAD

Today is NOT an international Day of Joy but it damn well
should be.

Today -- April 29 -- is the birthday of Ed Conrad who is ranked right
up there with Galileo and Copernicus as the
greatest scientists in the history of History.

Actually, Ed is ranked a wee bit higher than the other two.

Professor Conrad, you see, has provided us with the truth about our
origin and ancestry -- that we AREN'T descendants of prehistoric
lemurs or monkeys because, hell, it is now established fact that our
ancestors inhabited the earth long before those creatures were even a
gleam in the Creator's eye.

Please rip this picture -- of what you thought were your most remote
ancestors -- from your genealogy photo album and promptly flush down
your commode.

http://www.aspencountry.com/assets/p...4999/34513.jpg

These chimpanzees certainly can't be your ancestors if
the following fossils -- all petrified -- were discovered between 280-
million-year-old coal veins -- which they we

PETRIFIED BONES, TEETH, EVEN SOFT
ORGANS FOUND BETWEEN COAL VEINS

"THE WORLD'S OLDEST HUMAN SKULL"

-- Wilton M. Krogman was the world-famous physical anthropologist and
human anatomist who wrote the book,
"The Human Skeleton in Forensic Medicine"

http://www.edconrad.com/pics/OldestHumanSkull.JPG

http://www.edconrad.com/pics/z11calv.jpg

http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Skullx.jpg

http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Skully.jpg

http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/cm...es/catcalv.jpg

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A HUMAN CRANIUM EMBEDDED IN BOULDER

http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/pa...ata/skulla.jpg

http://www.edconrad.com/pics/skullb.jpg

http://www.edconrad.com/pics/SkullBoulderSide.jpg

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HUMAN FINGERS (with fingernails) . . .

http://www.edconrad.com/pics/FINGERSx.jpg

A FEMUR . . . (Still embedded in shale)

http://www.edconrad.com/pics/z8femur.jpg

Ed Conrad poses at a site where he is seen digging for coal-age human
fossils -- in the dead of winter.

http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/pa...nradshovel.jpg

MORE WHERE THEY CAME FROM

A TIBIA . . .

http://www.edconrad.com/pics/newtibia.jpg

A FRONTAL MANDIBLE . . .

http://www.edconrad.com/FOSSILS08/HumanJaw3.jpg

A SIDE MANDIBLE . . .

http://www.edconrad.com/lifeafterdea...ata/conrad.jpg

GALL BLADDER . . .

http://www.edconrad.com/FOSSILS08/GallBladder1.jpg

A HUMAN BRAIN (Only one hemisphere, unfortunately) . . .

http://www.edconrad.com/pics/HumanBrain.jpg

A PETRIFIED PENIS . . .

http://www.edconrad.com/pics/PetrifiedPP.jpg

THE OLDEST MAN-MADE TOOL

http://www.edconrad.com/pics/OldestTool.jpg

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A PETRIFIED BONE EMBEDDED IN SLATE

http://www.edconrad.com/FOSSILS08/InSlate11.jpg

TWO PETRIFIED FETUSES (One has turned to coal) . . .

http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Fetuses2.jpg

A CANINE TOOTH OF A LARGE ANIMAL

http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/cm...les/1tooth.jpg

"MR. LONG-EARS" EMBEDDED IN A BOULDER

http://www.edconrad.com/images/inslate_mysterious.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/images/inslate5.jpg

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JUST SOME OF THE PHYSICAL EVIDENCE

http://www.edconrad.com/pics/TestResults.jpg

THE PSEUDOS SHOULD'VE KNOWN THAT
SOMEDAY THEIR **** WOULD HIT THE FAN

http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/in.../quotesnew.gif

http://www.edconrad.com/canals/index_files/hooton.gif

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MAN AS OLD AS COAL
http://www.edconrad.com

http://groups.google.com/group/alt.f...2305f02e955b66

PS: Ed will be signing autographs outside Wal-Mart today.

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Ed Conrad
. . . who also gave us

PROOF OF LIFE AFTER DEATH

http://www.edconrad.org

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This URL doesn't mean diddly.
http://www.edconrad.com/wellread.html

See, I warned you but you just wouldn't listen.