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Old November 28th 19, 12:00 AM posted to alt.astronomy
herbert glazier
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On Thursday, November 21, 2019 at 9:19:48 AM UTC-8, The Starmaker wrote:
I got instructions that read..."reboot your printer."

How do I reboot my printer? Do I press CTR, ALT, DEL????


i don't understand these people from mars...do they understand earthlings?

Are they 'aware' dat they speak a different language?


"reboot your printer."?


If you from Mars it probably makes sense to you, but I'm not from Mars so it makes no sense to me at all.


"reboot your printer." What duh **** does dat mean, huh?




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Old November 28th 19, 02:36 AM posted to alt.astronomy
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"SwineBert Glazier" wrote:
"Red clams are no smarter then our white clams", just like
Bert is a grape falling on the ground before his time". bert

 




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