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"The California Supreme Court just handed down a ruling on whether Bob
Haller marrying himself constitutes as a same-sex marraige. Per the
justices, it doesn't, which means that Bob Haller cannot marry himself
as he planned. This means that in order for Bob Haller to reproduce,
he must accept the proposal made by his first cousin, Thilippa May
Scruggs-Haller. Scruggs-Haller was the 1983 All-Arkansas Spelling Bee
champion, who beat front-runner Jethro "Bull Run" Manassas by
correctly spelling -and- conjugating the word "pig"."

"The California Supreme Court just handed down a ruling on whether Bob
Haller marrying himself constitutes as a same-sex marraige. Per the

Actually I am married to a wonderful beautiful sex godess. She is a star but I
cant say who. Publically my wife must appear unmarried. its that way when your
a hollywood star.

all the rest you know about me is a cover story, except at one time I did fix
copiers. Thats how I meet my sweetie, I fixed the copier in her office.and she
stuck her boobs in my face while I did some work on her....ahh machine...

"Hallerb" wrote in message
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Actually I am married to a wonderful beautiful sex godess. She is a star
but I
cant say who. Publically my wife must appear unmarried. its that way when
your
a hollywood star.

You do realize that stalking is a crime...

On Sun, 15 Feb 2004 00:04:23 -0500, "Scott Hedrick"
wrote:

"Hallerb" wrote in message
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Actually I am married to a wonderful beautiful sex godess. She is a star
but I cant say who.

....Yeah, right. Russ Weatherwax is too much of an animal lover to
allow some paranoid scumbag like you to run off with one of his
Lassies.

You do realize that stalking is a crime...

....So's bestiality last I looked.

OM

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his country. He won it by making the other | Sergeant-At-Arms
poor dumb ******* die for his country." | Human O-Ring Society

- General George S. Patton, Jr

On Sun, 15 Feb 2004 02:43:31 -0600, OM
om@our_blessed_lady_mary_of_the_holy_NASA_researc h_facility.org
wrote:

On Sun, 15 Feb 2004 00:04:23 -0500, "Scott Hedrick"
wrote:

"Hallerb" wrote in message
...
Actually I am married to a wonderful beautiful sex godess. She is a star
but I cant say who.

...Yeah, right. Russ Weatherwax is too much of an animal lover to
allow some paranoid scumbag like you to run off with one of his
Lassies.

Those male collies might have an opinion or two about this, as well as
Weatherwax.

You do realize that stalking is a crime...

...So's bestiality last I looked.

And collies have sharp teeth and a keen sense of dignity.

Mary

--
Mary Shafer Retired aerospace research engineer

Mary Shafer wrote in
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On Sun, 15 Feb 2004 02:43:31 -0600, OM
om@our_blessed_lady_mary_of_the_holy_NASA_researc h_facility.org
wrote:


...Yeah, right. Russ Weatherwax is too much of an animal lover to
allow some paranoid scumbag like you to run off with one of his
Lassies.

Those male collies might have an opinion or two about this, as well as
Weatherwax.


Russ Weatherwax breeds and trains attack gerbils for the U.S. military.

Rudd Weatherwax breeds and trains collies for television (although he has
been training them in heaven since 1985).

)It's importent to aviod tpyos on the Imtermet...)

--
Reed

On Mon, 16 Feb 2004 03:14:09 GMT, Reed Snellenberger
wrote:

Rudd Weatherwax breeds and trains collies for television (although he has
been training them in heaven since 1985).

)It's importent to aviod tpyos on the Imtermet...)

....Believe it or not, "Russ" was deliberate. I wanted to make sure
that Hallerb understood me this time without any doubt. That
necessitated the spellin errer at his levekl.


OM

--

"No ******* ever won a war by dying for | http://www.io.com/~o_m
his country. He won it by making the other | Sergeant-At-Arms
poor dumb ******* die for his country." | Human O-Ring Society

- General George S. Patton, Jr

On Mon, 16 Feb 2004 03:14:09 GMT, Reed Snellenberger
wrote:

Mary Shafer wrote in
news

On Sun, 15 Feb 2004 02:43:31 -0600, OM
om@our_blessed_lady_mary_of_the_holy_NASA_researc h_facility.org
wrote:

...Yeah, right. Russ Weatherwax is too much of an animal lover to
allow some paranoid scumbag like you to run off with one of his
Lassies.

Those male collies might have an opinion or two about this, as well as
Weatherwax.

Russ Weatherwax breeds and trains attack gerbils for the U.S. military.

Rudd Weatherwax breeds and trains collies for television (although he has
been training them in heaven since 1985).

But his son took over the training. I just assumed that the kid's
name was Russ.

My current collies are only distantly related to the various Lassies,
but my first collie was a half brother to two or three '70s Lassies.
Not that it mattered--family ties don't mean much to dogs.

Mary

--
Mary Shafer Retired aerospace research engineer

Mary Shafer wrote:

My current collies are only distantly related to the various Lassies,
but my first collie was a half brother to two or three '70s Lassies.
Not that it mattered--family ties don't mean much to dogs.


But family trees do.... if they're male.

Pat

"Pat Flannery" wrote in message
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Mary Shafer wrote:

My current collies are only distantly related to the various Lassies,
but my first collie was a half brother to two or three '70s Lassies.
Not that it mattered--family ties don't mean much to dogs.


But family trees do.... if they're male.

If a husband and wife get a divorce, are they still brother and sister?