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Old January 22nd 04, 10:05 PM
nine thirty
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Default Hoaxie Alert C to C AM - Mars Rover silenced by Alien Greys ??

Well, our friend RH at enterprisemission.com *has not*
repeat, has NOT, said that the Greys in their
triangular-shaped spaceships neutered "Rover"....

But how much do you want to bet, that he'll
be on C to C AM this evening, with some wild
conspiracy theory, cooked up for just this occasion.....?

PLACE YER BETS FOLKS!

What do you think Hoagie will say was the ROOT CAUSE
for NASA's loss of contact with the Mars Rover this evening..?

Post your ideas below in this thread.
Be creative now! : )



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Old January 22nd 04, 10:28 PM
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In article ps.com, "nine
thirty" wrote:

Well, our friend RH at enterprisemission.com *has not*
repeat, has NOT, said that the Greys in their
triangular-shaped spaceships neutered "Rover"....

But how much do you want to bet, that he'll
be on C to C AM this evening, with some wild
conspiracy theory, cooked up for just this occasion.....?

PLACE YER BETS FOLKS!

What do you think Hoagie will say was the ROOT CAUSE
for NASA's loss of contact with the Mars Rover this evening..?

Post your ideas below in this thread.
Be creative now! : )



The Martians tried to ride on it...and they infected it with a computer
virus. NASA should have used Macintosh software.


Cheers,

Mr. Red

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Old January 22nd 04, 10:34 PM
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"Mr. (Fair'n'Balanced) Red " wrote in message
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In article ps.com, "nine
thirty" wrote:

Well, our friend RH at enterprisemission.com *has not*
repeat, has NOT, said that the Greys in their
triangular-shaped spaceships neutered "Rover"....

But how much do you want to bet, that he'll
be on C to C AM this evening, with some wild
conspiracy theory, cooked up for just this occasion.....?

PLACE YER BETS FOLKS!

What do you think Hoagie will say was the ROOT CAUSE
for NASA's loss of contact with the Mars Rover this evening..?

Post your ideas below in this thread.
Be creative now! : )



The Martians tried to ride on it...and they infected it with a computer
virus. NASA should have used Macintosh software.


The *real* cause:
"Spirit has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down"
(last transmission of blue screen of death)

- pack


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Old January 22nd 04, 10:48 PM
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nine thirty wrote:

Well, our friend RH at enterprisemission.com *has not*
repeat, has NOT, said that the Greys in their
triangular-shaped spaceships neutered "Rover"....

But how much do you want to bet, that he'll
be on C to C AM this evening, with some wild
conspiracy theory, cooked up for just this occasion.....?


PLACE YER BETS FOLKS!

What do you think Hoagie will say was the ROOT CAUSE
for NASA's loss of contact with the Mars Rover this evening..?

Post your ideas below in this thread.
Be creative now! : )


The marks have not sent Hoaxie enough money yet.
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Old January 22nd 04, 11:16 PM
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nine thirty wrote:

Well, our friend RH at enterprisemission.com *has not*
repeat, has NOT, said that the Greys in their
triangular-shaped spaceships neutered "Rover"....

But how much do you want to bet, that he'll
be on C to C AM this evening, with some wild
conspiracy theory, cooked up for just this occasion.....?

PLACE YER BETS FOLKS!

What do you think Hoagie will say was the ROOT CAUSE
for NASA's loss of contact with the Mars Rover this evening..?

Post your ideas below in this thread.
Be creative now! : )


This hyper-dimensional 19.5 degree attack from the Sun has nothing to do
with creativity buckaroo! Check these factoids:
http://sec.noaa.gov/rt_plots/satenvBL_200401222251.gif
http://spaceweather.com/swpod2004/22...mer1_strip.jpg

It is obvious that MER-A has triggered some form of interplanetary defense
mechanism that is now blasting Mars (and Earth) with X-Rays and energized
proton matter fields. Earth is mostly protected by our strong magnetic
field (Van Allen Belt), Mars does not have a similar field and unprotected
objects such as MER will be fried under such intense radiation.

Go read spaceweather pal and you'll see that another blast is scheduled to
hit Mars shortly after MER-B is scheduled to impact. They are in deep ****.

No jokes, no hoax, just science.

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Old January 23rd 04, 12:00 AM
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"No Name For You" wrote in message
.. .
nine thirty wrote:

Well, our friend RH at enterprisemission.com *has not*
repeat, has NOT, said that the Greys in their
triangular-shaped spaceships neutered "Rover"....

But how much do you want to bet, that he'll
be on C to C AM this evening, with some wild
conspiracy theory, cooked up for just this occasion.....?

PLACE YER BETS FOLKS!

What do you think Hoagie will say was the ROOT CAUSE
for NASA's loss of contact with the Mars Rover this evening..?

Post your ideas below in this thread.
Be creative now! : )


This hyper-dimensional 19.5 degree attack from the Sun has nothing to do
with creativity buckaroo! Check these factoids:
http://sec.noaa.gov/rt_plots/satenvBL_200401222251.gif
http://spaceweather.com/swpod2004/22...mer1_strip.jpg

It is obvious that MER-A has triggered some form of interplanetary

defense
mechanism that is now blasting Mars (and Earth) with X-Rays and energized
proton matter fields. Earth is mostly protected by our strong magnetic
field (Van Allen Belt), Mars does not have a similar field and

unprotected
objects such as MER will be fried under such intense radiation.

Go read spaceweather pal and you'll see that another blast is scheduled

to
hit Mars shortly after MER-B is scheduled to impact. They are in deep

****.

No jokes, no hoax, just science.


He's right in att the above folks........

I KNEW IT - I KNEW IT - I KENW IT!

IT'S GLOBAL WARMING !

Al Gore was right on target all of the time.
Gore/Dean 04 --- "Plank" (aKa: Ed Edd and Eddy) and
"Whackjob" from People's Repl. of Vt in 2004 - wooo hoooo!

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Old January 23rd 04, 12:06 AM
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"No Name For You" wrote in message
.. .

It is obvious that MER-A has triggered some form of interplanetary

defense
mechanism that is now blasting Mars (and Earth) with X-Rays and energized
proton matter fields. Earth is mostly protected by our strong magnetic
field (Van Allen Belt), Mars does not have a similar field and

unprotected
objects such as MER will be fried under such intense radiation.
Go read spaceweather pal and you'll see that another blast is scheduled

to
hit Mars shortly after MER-B is scheduled to impact. They are in deep

****.
No jokes, no hoax, just science.


So what you trying to tell us is, that the Sun has been
jerking off to Internet Porn once again, blasted another
full load of CME Protons out into space, and the Mars
Rover has become "the Kleenex"............?????

Oy!@!

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Old January 23rd 04, 01:44 AM
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" The *real* cause:
"Spirit has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down"
(last transmission of blue screen of death)

- pack



Well, if that's the case that's an easy one. Just go out to the sound
stage where the rover is, and hit the reset button.


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Old January 23rd 04, 03:06 AM
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nine thirty wrote:

Well, our friend RH at enterprisemission.com *has not*
repeat, has NOT, said that the Greys in their
triangular-shaped spaceships neutered "Rover"....

But how much do you want to bet, that he'll
be on C to C AM this evening, with some wild
conspiracy theory, cooked up for just this occasion.....?

PLACE YER BETS FOLKS!

What do you think Hoagie will say was the ROOT CAUSE
for NASA's loss of contact with the Mars Rover this evening..?

Post your ideas below in this thread.
Be creative now! : )



He's Right:

Thu 01.22
First Hour: Richard Hoagland of Enterprise Mission will give an update
on the Spirit Rover.



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Old January 23rd 04, 03:11 AM
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"nine thirty" wrote in message
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Well, our friend RH at enterprisemission.com *has not*
repeat, has NOT, said that the Greys in their
triangular-shaped spaceships neutered "Rover"....

But how much do you want to bet, that he'll
be on C to C AM this evening, with some wild
conspiracy theory, cooked up for just this occasion.....?

PLACE YER BETS FOLKS!

What do you think Hoagie will say was the ROOT CAUSE
for NASA's loss of contact with the Mars Rover this evening..?

Post your ideas below in this thread.
Be creative now! : )




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