Obama to markets: DIVE, DIVE, DIVE

On Mon, 18 Apr 2011 22:41:51 -0700 (PDT), Too_Many_Tools
wrote:

On Apr 18, 6:14*pm, Liz Pendens wrote:
(Routers) -- *President Barack Obama unveiled his plans to return the
Nation to the Golden years of President William Clinton on Monday
morning. Standard and Poors assisted by lowering the United States of
America's outlook to "negative", causing the markets to drop value and
head in the negative direction of the Clinton years.

Obama was overheard, although off-microphone as stating, "Soon the Dow
will be back to it's rightful place and I can resume my saxophone
lessons". We should note that with Obama's term more than halfway
completed, the markets never even came close to the records they set
under President George W. Bush, when the Dow experienced phenomenol
growth to 14K, before the announcement that Obama would seek his
party's nomination. That announcement had caused the market to come to
a near collapse just before his election. *(see charts Sep 2008
through *Feb 2009)

When asked to comment on the fact, Obama just nodded to advisers to
add some more crack to the bowl of his saxophone as his economic
advisors fetched the extended length barbeque lighter. On the bright
side, the country has made it over the hump.

So Liz will you be working the National Republican Party headquarters
again?

I bet those Pee Party members need a lot of sponge baths.

TMT

Hey Junior, get off your mommies' computer!