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VOTE! Usenet Kook Awards, April 2007 Options
Forwarded to sci.* froups. Note that Chung, Tholen, Brad Guth, as well
as the saucerheads are on the ballot this month. Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler wrote: Here follows the one true ballot for the April 2007 Usenet Kook Awards. Anybody may vote, but your votes may be disqualified, mocked, burnt, shredded and/or recycled for use as toilet paper or filler for Fluffy's litter box at the Vote Wrangler's discretion if: * you are a notorious net.kook * you attempt to vote twice * you vote anonymously or with an unidentifiable sockpuppet * you vote for or against yourself * you vote in a thread other than this one * you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK without crossposting to AUK * you follow up to an incomplete or altered version of the ballot * you have explicitly been disenfranchised by the Vote Wrangler * you have officially been declared non-existent Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted. You have until 23:59:59 (11:59:59 PM) UTC on May 8th to cast your votes. Vote wisely; next time the candidate might be *you*. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - KOOK OF THE MONTH (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain) L.W.(Bill) Hughes II Nightbat of alt.astronomy None of the above Abstain CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain) Alt.Astronomy Saucerheads Bozo de Niro of alt.comedy.standup Gerald C Newton "newschool" of soc.men None of the above Abstain COWARD OF THE MONTH (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain) Gerald Newton of alt.culture.alaska Linda Gore Michael "Miguel" Cranston PorchMonkey4Life Steve "BowTie" Young None of the above Abstain LOONEY MAROON AWARD (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain) Gerald C Newton Linda Gore MassiveProng, a.k.a. "NunYa Bidness" Salvador Astucia None of the above Abstain GOLDEN KILLFILE (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain) Dirk Bruere Jerry Howe, a.k.a. "Puppy Wizard" Rhonda Lea Kirk None of the above Abstain JOSEPH BARTLO PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE AWARD (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain) MassiveProng, a.k.a. "NunYa Bidness" Professeur Von TwoSteps Respondant None of the above Abstain BOB ALLISAT MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain) Gerald C. Newton Rhonda Lea Kirk Neither of the above Abstain PALMJOB PADDLE (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain) Crash Street Kidd PorchMonkey4Life Professeur Von TwoSteps None of the above Abstain TONY SIDAWAY DRAMA QUEEN AWARD (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain) Alex "Dink" Cain Mike "Miguel" Cranston Neither of the above Abstain VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN WEIRD SCIENCE AWARD (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain) Greysky Tom Potter Neither of the above Abstain GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain) Barbara Schwarz Rhonda Lea Kirk & Michael "miguel" Cranston Neither of the above Abstain GEORGE ARMSTRONG CUSTER "KICKED @$$" AWARD (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain) Linda Gore Steve Chaney Neither of the above Abstain SPECIAL OPS CODY MEMORIAL PURPLE HEART (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain) Bozo de Niro of alt.comedy.standup Linda Gore Neither of the above Abstain TAR & FEATHERS (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain) Barbara Schwarz Honest John Linda Gore None of the above Abstain BUSTED URINAL AWARD (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain) Hagar Robert "Mop Jockey" Wolfe Neither of the above Abstain UNABOMBER SURPRISE (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain) John Fields Johnny "Top Cop" Wizard MCP of soc.men None of the above Abstain BOLO BULLIS FOAM DUCK (Vote YES, NO, or abstain) PorchMonkey4Life YES NO Abstain ORDER OF THE HOLEY SOCKPUPPET (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain) Michael "Howdy/TrumpetoftheLord" Schmidt Sylvia "PSYLVIA" Sullivan Neither of the above Abstain BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG-WHISTLE AWARD (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain) Dr. Andrew B. Chung, trained by Flying Rat Steve "BowTie" Young, trained by Lionel Neither of the above Abstain EDMOND WOLLMANN MEMORIAL RUBBER TURKEY, EASTER SUNDAY 2007 (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain) Dr. Andrew B Chung Michael "Miguel" Cranston PorchMonkey4Life None of the above Abstain PIERRE SALINGER MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain) Fake Caballista/Alcatroll LART, Sean Monaghan and Cujo de Sockpuppet Fake legal complaint to Google, Michael "Miguel" Cranston Neither of the above Abstain HAMMER OF THOR (Vote YES, NO, or abstain) Wally Anglesea YES NO Abstain OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL (Vote for one or abstain) David Tholen Michael "Miguel" Cranston Nightbat of alt.astronomy Abstain OFFICE OF VILLAGE IDIOT (Vote for one or abstain) Gerald Newton of alt.culture.alaska PorchMonkey4Life Vito Kuhn, a.k.a. "Frito Kuhntroll" Abstain KOOKI INFORMATION MINISTER (Vote for one or abstain) Brad Guth Dr. Andrew B. Chung Linda Gore Abstain MINISTRY OF CIRCLE JERKS (Vote for one or abstain) Mike "Miguel" Cranston and Rhonda Lea Kirk news.groups.proposals Abstain - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Fluffy thanks you for your participation. Meow. Where do I vote for the KOoKs Deco and Ducko??? |
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