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Old June 20th 12, 05:38 PM posted to sci.physics.relativity,sci.physics,sci.astro,sci.math
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On Jun 19, 9:46 pm, wrote:
On Tuesday, June 19, Koobee Wublee wrote:


Einstein the nitwit, the plagiarist, and the liar was designing
women’s blouses in Professor Weber’s class on electromagnetism. Weber
was very deeply insulted by that. Also, the nitwit could not match a
pair of socks or a pair of shoes to save his life. There was no
plumber in him. shrug


Einstein the nitwit, the plagiarist, and the liar did not come up with
anything except one thing.


The principle of relativity was already identified by Galileo.


The principle of equivalence was already noticed by the same Galileo.


The constancy in the speed of light was already noted by Voigt in
1887.


A few years after Voigt, FitzGerald and Lorentz was talking about
length contraction.


In the late 1800’s, Larmor had already written down the transform that
became the Lorentz transform. Time dilation was noted by Larmor and
Lorentz.


A few months before the nitwit’s 1905 paper, Poincare had already
discussed relative simultaneity.


By 1908, Minkowski (another one of the nitwit’s professor) had
condensed all 4 equations in the Lorentz transform into a single,
concise equation describing spacetime. Spacetime was born through a
stroke of a pen.


Newton saw a falling apple. By observing how the apple behaved, he
devised Newtonian law of gravity.


Giving the benefit of doubt, Einstein the nitwit, the plagiarist, and
the liar finally understood Newtonian law of gravity, reverse-
engineered it, and rediscovered the principle of equivalence as his
own monumental discovery. The silliness went on. Picturing himself
as Newton’s falling apple, the nitwit expected to fine-tune Newtonian
law of gravity through heavy coordinate transformations with
Grossmann’s help. That stupid idea went nowhere.


It was Nordstrom who first noticed the null Ricci tensor as a fine-
tuned Laplace equation.


With a quest to find a fine-tuned Poisson equation, it was Hilbert who
added the so-called trace terms to the Ricci tensor to come up with
the field equations.


On yes, there is only one thing that was sort of original from
Einstein the nitwit, the plagiarist, and the liar. That is the
Cosmological Constant. It is the same as adding a negative mass
density in vacuum to the good old Newtonian Poisson equation. The
idea is totally silly beyond any imagination. Even the nitwit
realized how dumb that was and proclaimed the Cosmological Constant as
the biggest (and the only blunder) in his life. What a joke!


The whole episode of relativity can be summarized as follows.


** FAITH IS LOGIC
** LYING IS TEACHING
** NITWIT IS GENIUS
** OCCULT IS SCIENCE
** FICTION IS THEORY
** PARADOX IS KOSHER
** FUDGING IS DERIVATION
** BULL**** IS TRUTH
** MYSTICISM IS WISDOM
** BELIEVING IS LEARNING
** IGNORANCE IS KNOWLEDGE
** PRIESTHOOD IS TENURE
** CONJECTURE IS REALITY
** HANDWAVING IS REASONING
** PLAGIARISM IS CREATIVITY
** FRAUDULENCE IS FACT
** MATHEMAGICS IS MATHEMATICS
** INCONSISTENCY IS CONSISTENCY
** INTERPRETATION IS VERIFICATION


shrug


Jealosy is a powerful force metashrug


So, it is Koobee Wublee’s fine postings like this one that caused
tremendous jealousy from Don, the fortune teller of these newsgroups.
shrug


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Old June 20th 12, 09:15 PM posted to sci.physics.relativity,sci.physics,sci.astro,sci.math
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On Jun 20, 11:38*am, Koobee Wublee wrote:


So, it is Koobee Wublee’s fine postings like this one that caused
tremendous jealousy from Don, the fortune teller of these newsgroups.
shrug


Haughty condescension is the desperate recourse of the shattered and
deflated ego.

What happened there, Wublee? Forced to take a package before you were
ready? Or has the downward spiral happened since you quit?
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Old June 20th 12, 09:34 PM posted to sci.physics.relativity,sci.physics,sci.astro,sci.math
Koobee Wublee
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On Jun 20, 1:15 pm, Big Dog wrote:
On Jun 20, 11:38 am, Koobee Wublee wrote:


So, it is Koobee Wublee’s fine postings like this one that caused
tremendous jealousy from Don, the fortune teller of these newsgroups.
shrug


Haughty condescension is the desperate recourse of the shattered and
deflated ego.


Good observation! We see plenty of that from the idiot know as Big
Dog. shrug

What happened there, Wublee? Forced to take a package before you were
ready? Or has the downward spiral happened since you quit?


What are you babbling about? Another Rabies breakout? shrug

If you want to discuss physics or related subjects, that is fine.
Otherwise, get the fvck lost. shrug


 




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