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So you got yourself a computer,
and you l'arned yourself to type, You found yourself a special cause, and "truth" you love to hype. "The moon is hollow" you bellow in print "And no man has ever been there" - "Martian marbles are really round hermit crabs" but nobody seems to really care. "PlanetX is coming, it'll be here soon!" you shout in CAPS all day "And coal holds human bones and flesh", but they only tell you 'Go away!' You post digests of things they say and lists of those you now hate You cut and paste at a furious pace on rumors, fables and matters of state. "I want the data, they won't give it to me" You moan and groan in pages long, Who cares who 'they' are, you're just angry that all and that's simply your most favorite song. "I'm not a KoOk" you angrily cry, as your online fist you pound But no one agrees, theres no one there but your computers whispering sound. "I'll teach you all" again you scream "I'll spam the group night and day" But in the end, there'll be little proof, That they came and carried you away. You change your nym with each new post Your remailer is without a peer, But your neatly spaced, block style print, Proclaims you too are somewhat queer. So I advise, be merciful when you fill this group with drool You'd understand the group's names import If only you'd finished school. O' |
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On Tue, 24 Feb 2004 23:39:27 GMT, "OhBrother"
wrote: So you got yourself a computer, and you l'arned yourself to type, You found yourself a special cause, and "truth" you love to hype. "The moon is hollow" you bellow in print "And no man has ever been there" - "Martian marbles are really round hermit crabs" but nobody seems to really care. "PlanetX is coming, it'll be here soon!" you shout in CAPS all day "And coal holds human bones and flesh", but they only tell you 'Go away!' You post digests of things they say and lists of those you now hate You cut and paste at a furious pace on rumors, fables and matters of state. "I want the data, they won't give it to me" You moan and groan in pages long, Who cares who 'they' are, you're just angry that all and that's simply your most favorite song. "I'm not a KoOk" you angrily cry, as your online fist you pound But no one agrees, theres no one there but your computers whispering sound. "I'll teach you all" again you scream "I'll spam the group night and day" But in the end, there'll be little proof, That they came and carried you away. You change your nym with each new post Your remailer is without a peer, But your neatly spaced, block style print, Proclaims you too are somewhat queer. So I advise, be merciful when you fill this group with drool You'd understand the group's names import If only you'd finished school. O' Love it. -- Find out about Australia's most dangerous Doomsday Cult: http://users.bigpond.net.au/wanglese/pebble.htm "You can't fool me, it's turtles all the way down." |
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In article , OhBrother
wrote: So you got yourself a computer, and you l'arned yourself to type, You found yourself a special cause, and "truth" you love to hype. "The moon is hollow" you bellow in print "And no man has ever been there" - "Martian marbles are really round hermit crabs" but nobody seems to really care. "PlanetX is coming, it'll be here soon!" you shout in CAPS all day "And coal holds human bones and flesh", but they only tell you 'Go away!' You post digests of things they say and lists of those you now hate You cut and paste at a furious pace on rumors, fables and matters of state. "I want the data, they won't give it to me" You moan and groan in pages long, Who cares who 'they' are, you're just angry that all and that's simply your most favorite song. "I'm not a KoOk" you angrily cry, as your online fist you pound But no one agrees, theres no one there but your computers whispering sound. "I'll teach you all" again you scream "I'll spam the group night and day" But in the end, there'll be little proof, That they came and carried you away. You change your nym with each new post Your remailer is without a peer, But your neatly spaced, block style print, Proclaims you too are somewhat queer. So I advise, be merciful when you fill this group with drool You'd understand the group's names import If only you'd finished school. O' I concur with the contents of this poast. -=-=-=-=- Official AFA-B Bully, Pest, and Gummint Disinformation Agent |
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"OhBrother" wrote in
news So you got yourself a computer, and you l'arned yourself to type, You found yourself a special cause, and "truth" you love to hype. "The moon is hollow" you bellow in print "And no man has ever been there" - "Martian marbles are really round hermit crabs" but nobody seems to really care. "PlanetX is coming, it'll be here soon!" you shout in CAPS all day "And coal holds human bones and flesh", but they only tell you 'Go away!' You post digests of things they say and lists of those you now hate You cut and paste at a furious pace on rumors, fables and matters of state. "I want the data, they won't give it to me" You moan and groan in pages long, Who cares who 'they' are, you're just angry that all and that's simply your most favorite song. "I'm not a KoOk" you angrily cry, as your online fist you pound But no one agrees, theres no one there but your computers whispering sound. "I'll teach you all" again you scream "I'll spam the group night and day" But in the end, there'll be little proof, That they came and carried you away. You change your nym with each new post Your remailer is without a peer, But your neatly spaced, block style print, Proclaims you too are somewhat queer. So I advise, be merciful when you fill this group with drool You'd understand the group's names import If only you'd finished school. O' Post of the month! Llanzlan |
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I gotta put one in too:
WEARY OF "THEORIES" There are some posters out there who feel the need to formulate their own elaborate theories about the heavens and their fate. Now speculation's helpful in spawning new concepts, but these poor souls go WAY past that when they cook up their precepts. It wouldn't be so bad, you know if they kept things real low-key, but they insist on churning out lengthy works for all to see. Their knowledge of the sciences is often minimal at best. From that weak base, they spin long yarns, and make themselves a pest. They often don't have the patience for learning physics, and the math. Instead, they concoct "inner" truths in place of logic, which they lack. They often use what math they know to cobble up crank linkings, or rambling numerology to back up their false thinking. They spout out much confusion, running counter to known laws of Physics and Astronomy. They spew forth much with flaws. They fling their stuff throughout Usenet to newsgroups well off-topic, to get attention for themselves from posts unwanted and myopic. They get the goat of many who respond to all their stuff, and gain desired attention from those who shout "ENOUGH!" Some jump on readers who dare to hint that their ideas lack some truth, and fire back long derisive flames, pouring more garbage down the chute. They mislead the rank beginner and drive professor-types insane, and all the while they relish in their wonderous new-found fame. They clutter up the newsgroups with their theories, oh so flawed, but if you argue with them you just help them in their cause. So stick to just the cold hard facts and do not engage these fools. As time goes on, they should then fade and prove that knowledge rules! D. Knisely |
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OhBrother writes:
So you got yourself a computer, and you l'arned yourself to type, You found yourself a special cause, and "truth" you love to hype. You left out a stanza about those who post poetry to newsgroups that aren't about poetry. |
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On Wed, 25 Feb 2004 00:23:55 -0600, David Knisely wrote:
I gotta put one in too: WEARY OF "THEORIES" There are some posters out there who feel the need to formulate their own elaborate theories about the heavens and their fate. Now speculation's helpful in spawning new concepts, but these poor souls go WAY past that when they cook up their precepts. It wouldn't be so bad, you know if they kept things real low-key, but they insist on churning out lengthy works for all to see. Their knowledge of the sciences is often minimal at best. From that weak base, they spin long yarns, and make themselves a pest. They often don't have the patience for learning physics, and the math. Instead, they concoct "inner" truths in place of logic, which they lack. They often use what math they know to cobble up crank linkings, or rambling numerology to back up their false thinking. They spout out much confusion, running counter to known laws of Physics and Astronomy. They spew forth much with flaws. They fling their stuff throughout Usenet to newsgroups well off-topic, to get attention for themselves from posts unwanted and myopic. They get the goat of many who respond to all their stuff, and gain desired attention from those who shout "ENOUGH!" Some jump on readers who dare to hint that their ideas lack some truth, and fire back long derisive flames, pouring more garbage down the chute. They mislead the rank beginner and drive professor-types insane, and all the while they relish in their wonderous new-found fame. They clutter up the newsgroups with their theories, oh so flawed, but if you argue with them you just help them in their cause. So stick to just the cold hard facts and do not engage these fools. As time goes on, they should then fade and prove that knowledge rules! D. Knisely Nicely done, I agree! O' |
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Tom McDonald writes:
OhBrother writes: So you got yourself a computer, and you l'arned yourself to type, You found yourself a special cause, and "truth" you love to hype. You left out a stanza about those who post poetry to newsgroups that aren't about poetry. It's not about prose either, yet most of the posts are in English prose. The point is communication. Communication about the subject of astronomy, which isn't what OhBrother was talking about, McDonald. You got communicated to. Now you're communicating back. See? It worked. Not the way it's supposed to, McDonald. You see, communication can take place in any newsgroup. Which do you pick? One with an appropriate topic. Or do you go to an auto parts store and start complaining about those who show up looking for Kellogg's Frosted Flakes? |
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