kill all the stupid people

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ANOTHER 'MODEST PROPOSAL
The text below is a copy of a column that was in a high school
newspaper. After the school principal read the column, he confiscated
all copies of the paper. Then had the teacher in charge of the
newspaper removed.

Another 'modest proposal' by Justin Jones
Published on: 10/23/07

For a millennium, the world has been plagued with stupid people
corrupting society and *******izing the value of life for all of
mankind.

The intellectually handicapped have been reproducing at a
substantially greater rate than those with a fully functional brain.

The problem of the unintelligent reproducing is, and has been, a
serious threat to society that has gone unchecked for far too long. It
is the responsibility of man to solve this problem before a reverse
Darwinism takes effect.

It is depressing to think (especially at the high school age) that
people with a high IQ are generally stereotyped as "geeks" or "nerds"
because they choose to do more intellectually stimulating activities
like homework, and reading, instead of those activities preferred by
their peers like power lifting, full contact football without head
protection, or crushing cans on one's head. So while the intelligent
are exiled from the masses, the ignorant are cherished and embraced.

Due to the substantial amount of low IQ reproduction and
relatively low amount of high IQ reproduction, the intelligent become
fewer and farther between.

Since mankind obviously cannot control itself enough to make
strides for the future, the populace spins into an out of control
state of reverse Darwinism where the stupid people survive and the
smart people perish.

Some form of action must be taken, one which can be governed
effectively and immediately to pull a populace from a malevolent
tailspin toward disaster.

First off, charity should be outlawed. No longer should people be
allowed to use their children as a source of income. People who cannot
afford to have kids simply should not have kids. Unemployment benefits
also must be disbanded - go get a job. That isn't to say those with
disabilities should not be helped, but not with handouts, just a hand.
One of the greatest minds of the century, Stephen Hawking, is
immobile. Yet the courageous Mr. Hawking still manages to make strides
in the areas of physics, despite being confined to his wheelchair.

Second, the government should compile a standardized test to
thoroughly analyze any and all 5th grade students in the country for
IQ levels. Based on the results of the test, those who perform in the
bottom 25 percent should be executed. The executions will not be
inhumane; simple lethal injections while one sleeps would be
sufficient. With the bottom of every class systematically removed,
over time the world would inevitably thrive and prosper like never
before.

It is true that, without the unintelligent, there will be no one
to mess up one's order at the local fast food joint, or people on the
news to give one something humorous to talk about at the water cooler
at work the next morning, but that is a sacrifice, as a race, that
simply must be made.

http://angelocracy.blogspot.com/

Angelocracy.com wrote:
http://angelocracy.blogspot.com/

ANOTHER 'MODEST PROPOSAL
The text below is a copy of a column that was in a high school
newspaper. After the school principal read the column, he confiscated
all copies of the paper. Then had the teacher in charge of the
newspaper removed.

Another 'modest proposal' by Justin Jones
Published on: 10/23/07

For a millennium, the world has been plagued with stupid people
corrupting society and *******izing the value of life for all of
mankind.

The intellectually handicapped have been reproducing at a
substantially greater rate than those with a fully functional brain.

The problem of the unintelligent reproducing is, and has been, a
serious threat to society that has gone unchecked for far too long. It
is the responsibility of man to solve this problem before a reverse
Darwinism takes effect.

It is depressing to think (especially at the high school age) that
people with a high IQ are generally stereotyped as "geeks" or "nerds"
because they choose to do more intellectually stimulating activities
like homework, and reading, instead of those activities preferred by
their peers like power lifting, full contact football without head
protection, or crushing cans on one's head. So while the intelligent
are exiled from the masses, the ignorant are cherished and embraced.

Due to the substantial amount of low IQ reproduction and
relatively low amount of high IQ reproduction, the intelligent become
fewer and farther between.

Since mankind obviously cannot control itself enough to make
strides for the future, the populace spins into an out of control
state of reverse Darwinism where the stupid people survive and the
smart people perish.

Some form of action must be taken, one which can be governed
effectively and immediately to pull a populace from a malevolent
tailspin toward disaster.

First off, charity should be outlawed. No longer should people be
allowed to use their children as a source of income. People who cannot
afford to have kids simply should not have kids. Unemployment benefits
also must be disbanded - go get a job. That isn't to say those with
disabilities should not be helped, but not with handouts, just a hand.
One of the greatest minds of the century, Stephen Hawking, is
immobile. Yet the courageous Mr. Hawking still manages to make strides
in the areas of physics, despite being confined to his wheelchair.

Second, the government should compile a standardized test to
thoroughly analyze any and all 5th grade students in the country for
IQ levels. Based on the results of the test, those who perform in the
bottom 25 percent should be executed. The executions will not be
inhumane; simple lethal injections while one sleeps would be
sufficient. With the bottom of every class systematically removed,
over time the world would inevitably thrive and prosper like never
before.

It is true that, without the unintelligent, there will be no one
to mess up one's order at the local fast food joint, or people on the
news to give one something humorous to talk about at the water cooler
at work the next morning, but that is a sacrifice, as a race, that
simply must be made.

http://angelocracy.blogspot.com/


why did they fire the teacher?

the teacher is utterly correct.

On Oct 24, 2:15 am, "Angelocracy.com" wrote:
http://angelocracy.blogspot.com/

ANOTHER 'MODEST PROPOSAL
The text below is a copy of a column that was in a high school
newspaper. After the school principal read the column, he confiscated
all copies of the paper. Then had the teacher in charge of the
newspaper removed.

Another 'modest proposal' by Justin Jones
Published on: 10/23/07

For a millennium, the world has been plagued with stupid people
corrupting society and *******izing the value of life for all of
mankind.

The intellectually handicapped have been reproducing at a
substantially greater rate than those with a fully functional brain.

The problem of the unintelligent reproducing is, and has been, a
serious threat to society that has gone unchecked for far too long. It
is the responsibility of man to solve this problem before a reverse
Darwinism takes effect.

It is depressing to think (especially at the high school age) that
people with a high IQ are generally stereotyped as "geeks" or "nerds"
because they choose to do more intellectually stimulating activities
like homework, and reading, instead of those activities preferred by
their peers like power lifting, full contact football without head
protection, or crushing cans on one's head. So while the intelligent
are exiled from the masses, the ignorant are cherished and embraced.

Due to the substantial amount of low IQ reproduction and
relatively low amount of high IQ reproduction, the intelligent become
fewer and farther between.

Since mankind obviously cannot control itself enough to make
strides for the future, the populace spins into an out of control
state of reverse Darwinism where the stupid people survive and the
smart people perish.

Some form of action must be taken, one which can be governed
effectively and immediately to pull a populace from a malevolent
tailspin toward disaster.

First off, charity should be outlawed. No longer should people be
allowed to use their children as a source of income. People who cannot
afford to have kids simply should not have kids. Unemployment benefits
also must be disbanded - go get a job. That isn't to say those with
disabilities should not be helped, but not with handouts, just a hand.
One of the greatest minds of the century, Stephen Hawking, is
immobile. Yet the courageous Mr. Hawking still manages to make strides
in the areas of physics, despite being confined to his wheelchair.

Second, the government should compile a standardized test to
thoroughly analyze any and all 5th grade students in the country for
IQ levels. Based on the results of the test, those who perform in the
bottom 25 percent should be executed. The executions will not be
inhumane; simple lethal injections while one sleeps would be
sufficient. With the bottom of every class systematically removed,
over time the world would inevitably thrive and prosper like never
before.

It is true that, without the unintelligent, there will be no one
to mess up one's order at the local fast food joint, or people on the
news to give one something humorous to talk about at the water cooler
at work the next morning, but that is a sacrifice, as a race, that
simply must be made.

http://angelocracy.blogspot.com/

I assume you're talking about cutting our losses from the top down. I
like it, as without those idiots in charge we'd all be a whole lot
better off.
- Brad Guth -

humble.life wrote:
Angelocracy.com wrote:
http://angelocracy.blogspot.com/

ANOTHER 'MODEST PROPOSAL
The text below is a copy of a column that was in a high school
newspaper. After the school principal read the column, he confiscated
all copies of the paper. Then had the teacher in charge of the
newspaper removed.

Another 'modest proposal' by Justin Jones
Published on: 10/23/07

For a millennium, the world has been plagued with stupid people
corrupting society and *******izing the value of life for all of
mankind.

The intellectually handicapped have been reproducing at a
substantially greater rate than those with a fully functional brain.

The problem of the unintelligent reproducing is, and has been, a
serious threat to society that has gone unchecked for far too long. It
is the responsibility of man to solve this problem before a reverse
Darwinism takes effect.

It is depressing to think (especially at the high school age) that
people with a high IQ are generally stereotyped as "geeks" or "nerds"
because they choose to do more intellectually stimulating activities
like homework, and reading, instead of those activities preferred by
their peers like power lifting, full contact football without head
protection, or crushing cans on one's head. So while the intelligent
are exiled from the masses, the ignorant are cherished and embraced.

Due to the substantial amount of low IQ reproduction and
relatively low amount of high IQ reproduction, the intelligent become
fewer and farther between.

Since mankind obviously cannot control itself enough to make
strides for the future, the populace spins into an out of control
state of reverse Darwinism where the stupid people survive and the
smart people perish.

Some form of action must be taken, one which can be governed
effectively and immediately to pull a populace from a malevolent
tailspin toward disaster.

First off, charity should be outlawed. No longer should people be
allowed to use their children as a source of income. People who cannot
afford to have kids simply should not have kids. Unemployment benefits
also must be disbanded - go get a job. That isn't to say those with
disabilities should not be helped, but not with handouts, just a hand.
One of the greatest minds of the century, Stephen Hawking, is
immobile. Yet the courageous Mr. Hawking still manages to make strides
in the areas of physics, despite being confined to his wheelchair.

Second, the government should compile a standardized test to
thoroughly analyze any and all 5th grade students in the country for
IQ levels. Based on the results of the test, those who perform in the
bottom 25 percent should be executed. The executions will not be
inhumane; simple lethal injections while one sleeps would be
sufficient. With the bottom of every class systematically removed,
over time the world would inevitably thrive and prosper like never
before.

It is true that, without the unintelligent, there will be no one
to mess up one's order at the local fast food joint, or people on the
news to give one something humorous to talk about at the water cooler
at work the next morning, but that is a sacrifice, as a race, that
simply must be made.

http://angelocracy.blogspot.com/


why did they fire the teacher?

the teacher is utterly correct.


Eugenics. The preserve of self appointed pseudo intellectuals
and fools.

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Jester's mummy wrote:
On Wed, 24 Oct 2007 02:15:38 -0700, "Angelocracy.com"
wrote:

(((*http://angelocracy.blogspot.com/
(((*
(((* ANOTHER 'MODEST PROPOSAL
(((*The text below is a copy of a column that was in a high school
(((*newspaper. After the school principal read the column, he confiscated
(((*all copies of the paper. Then had the teacher in charge of the
(((*newspaper removed.
(((*
(((* Another 'modest proposal' by Justin Jones
(((* Published on: 10/23/07
(((*
(((* For a millennium, the world has been plagued with stupid people
(((*corrupting society and *******izing the value of life for all of
(((*mankind.
(((*
(((* The intellectually handicapped have been reproducing at a
(((*substantially greater rate than those with a fully functional brain.

snip...

(((* Second, the government should compile a standardized test to
(((*thoroughly analyze any and all 5th grade students in the country for
(((*IQ levels. Based on the results of the test, those who perform in the
(((*bottom 25 percent should be executed. The executions will not be
(((*inhumane; simple lethal injections while one sleeps would be
(((*sufficient. With the bottom of every class systematically removed,
(((*over time the world would inevitably thrive and prosper like never
(((*before.
(((*
(((* It is true that, without the unintelligent, there will be no one
(((*to mess up one's order at the local fast food joint, or people on the
(((*news to give one something humorous to talk about at the water cooler
(((*at work the next morning, but that is a sacrifice, as a race, that
(((*simply must be made.

sarcasm
The kid should be given a failing grade for plagiarizing Jonathan Swift, and the
teacher deserves to be fired for not spotting the plagiarism.
/sarcasm

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Modest_Proposal

Sheesh, what's wrong with the principal, anyway? Doesn't he understand the whole
point of satire??????????

These are the same people that think that extracurricular sports are
absolutely essential for a good education. We did the same thing back in
the early seventies, but we couldn't get the regular school newspaper to
print any of our satire, so we ran an underground newspaper called :

The Grand Wazoo. (we used Frank Zappa plagiarisms exclusively)

It was a big hit. The shut us down immediately and confiscated the
mimeograph machine, and threatened everybody with jail time, which was
not wholly unreasonable considering some of the satire in that thing.

On 24 Oct, 10:15, "Angelocracy.com"


Since mankind obviously cannot control itself enough to make
strides for the future, the populace spins into an out of control
state of reverse Darwinism where the stupid people survive and the
smart people perish.


Someone needs to do some remedial reading on the Theory of Evolution.

BoredToTears wrote:

:On 24 Oct, 10:15, "Angelocracy.com"
:
: Since mankind obviously cannot control itself enough to make
: strides for the future, the populace spins into an out of control
: state of reverse Darwinism where the stupid people survive and the
: smart people perish.
:
:
:Someone needs to do some remedial reading on the Theory of Evolution.

And apparently that someone is you.


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territory."
--G. Behn

kT wrote:

[snip]

These are the same people that think that extracurricular sports are
absolutely essential for a good education.

And they're right.

We did the same thing back in
the early seventies, but we couldn't get the regular school newspaper to
print any of our satire, so we ran an underground newspaper called :

The Grand Wazoo. (we used Frank Zappa plagiarisms exclusively)

Not a bad source.

It was a big hit. The shut us down immediately and confiscated the
mimeograph machine,

Sounds like it was the crime of theft that they committed from where I'm
sat.

and threatened everybody with jail time, which was
not wholly unreasonable considering some of the satire in that thing.

What? My god! What country was this in? I've never heard of jail for
satire outside of repressive nations such as the USSR or China or Nazi
Germany - but I get the idea that this was in the USA. Am I right?

If so: how the hell does anyone get away with that kind of anti
constitutional behaviour? I mean, the USA has a constitution
guaranteeing the right to free speech. We don't have any such rights in
the UK and we do have easily abused and deeply iniquitous libel laws
that make it very easy to get a successful prosecution, but you never
get that kind of thing going on in the UK.

It's incredibly unreasonable to threaten schoolkids with jail for satire
in a school newspaper. That's just a stupid over-reaction regardless of
what was published. At very worst, the culprits could have been
threatened with prosecution for libel (or at least educated about how it
is that they'd be liable for such a prosecution) - but jail shouldn't be
considered at all.

That's just madness, that is.

There was some very, very tasteless[1] humour and satire published in a
student mag when I was at school[2]. The school authorities politely
requested that it be turned down a bit - or else. The `or else' wasn't
needed. That's the first step in handling such matters - if the
authorities are sufficiently humourless to think that action needs
taking.

Rowland.

[1] It wasn't like I was tasteful at that age, but some of it was
enough to make me think `Yuck' - but then again, I could also see that
was the point of it. Playing around with stuff - good stuff, it was,
educational, entertaining, made you *THINK*. But it wasn't at all
tasteful.

[2] Actually 6th form college, but never mind the details.

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Rowland McDonnell wrote:
kT wrote:

[snip]

These are the same people that think that extracurricular sports are
absolutely essential for a good education.

And they're right.

Which is exactly why America is involved in another stupid illegal
unnecessary and extremely deadly and expensive foreign war.

Dumb em down, it's good for profits.

We did the same thing back in
the early seventies, but we couldn't get the regular school newspaper to
print any of our satire, so we ran an underground newspaper called :

The Grand Wazoo. (we used Frank Zappa plagiarisms exclusively)

Not a bad source.

It was a big hit. The shut us down immediately and confiscated the
mimeograph machine,

Sounds like it was the crime of theft that they committed from where I'm
sat.

No, we were using the library A/V mimeograph, and after they confiscated
that, we moved it to a commercial mimeograph, and they confiscated that.

and threatened everybody with jail time, which was
not wholly unreasonable considering some of the satire in that thing.

What? My god! What country was this in? I've never heard of jail for
satire outside of repressive nations such as the USSR or China or Nazi
Germany - but I get the idea that this was in the USA. Am I right?

It was extremely vivid satire. Nice rant, though.

I hope you don't mind too much that I didn't read it.

On 24 Oct, 15:33, Fred J. McCall wrote:
BoredToTears wrote:

:On 24 Oct, 10:15, "Angelocracy.com"
:
: Since mankind obviously cannot control itself enough to make
: strides for the future, the populace spins into an out of control
: state of reverse Darwinism where the stupid people survive and the
: smart people perish.
:
:
:Someone needs to do some remedial reading on the Theory of Evolution.

And apparently that someone is you.


Indeed? Enlighten me.