curses

did any guys have a girl friend who was cursed - the girl cursed the
guy

Kurt Stocklmeir

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did any guys have a girl friend who was cursed - the girl cursed the
guy

Kurt Stocklmeir


Why ? Did your mommy curse you ?

In sci.physics and sci.astro, wrote:

did any guys have a girl friend who was cursed - the girl cursed the
guy

Kurt Stocklmeir

Dear Kurtydoodle,

I think you might have missed your true calling -- have you ever thought
about becoming an MMORPG developer? I think a massively multiplayer game
where millions of people could interact with millions of cursed people
and millions of geniuses like you (as well as millions of normal geniuses)
through a complicated system of curses would be awesome, because then
everyone could experience your rules about the hierarchy of cursedness
without ever actually having to get cursed in the real world.

Also it could have slimes in it.

And you should get a special patch for your jacket if you get the
highest score in the world and take a Polaroid of it before it goes
past 9999 to 0000. Please draw us a picture of what this patch
would look like. Use both sides of the screen if necessary.

-- K.

P.S. If you don't draw
us that picture, you will
be permacursed. Eagerly
awaiting your drawing!
Love, meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

You shouldn't mess with that guy... he's the right material to go on
a rampage shooting up kids in a McDonald's and then blowing his
own brains out before the cops can do it for him.
Even if they get taken alive their excuse is "God told them to do it".


"James "Kibo" Parry" wrote in message ...
In sci.physics and sci.astro, wrote:

did any guys have a girl friend who was cursed - the girl cursed the
guy

Kurt Stocklmeir

Dear Kurtydoodle,

I think you might have missed your true calling -- have you ever thought
about becoming an MMORPG developer? I think a massively multiplayer game
where millions of people could interact with millions of cursed people
and millions of geniuses like you (as well as millions of normal geniuses)
through a complicated system of curses would be awesome, because then
everyone could experience your rules about the hierarchy of cursedness
without ever actually having to get cursed in the real world.

Also it could have slimes in it.

And you should get a special patch for your jacket if you get the
highest score in the world and take a Polaroid of it before it goes
past 9999 to 0000. Please draw us a picture of what this patch
would look like. Use both sides of the screen if necessary.

-- K.

P.S. If you don't draw
us that picture, you will
be permacursed. Eagerly
awaiting your drawing!
Love, meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

Androcles wrote:
You shouldn't mess with that guy... he's the right material to go on
a rampage shooting up kids in a McDonald's and then blowing his
own brains out.

You seem to have misunderstood,.. we're simply trying to reverse the order.

TMG wrote:
Androcles wrote:
You shouldn't mess with that guy... he's the right material to go on
a rampage shooting up kids in a McDonald's and then blowing his own
brains out.

You seem to have misunderstood,.. we're simply trying to reverse the order.


You want him to shoot up in a McDonalds, then have some kids blow his
brains out??

SUBSCIRVE!!1!

--

"Truth matters, God doesn't & life sucks."

-- House, M.D.

Tonto Goldstein wrote:
TMG wrote:
Androcles wrote:
You shouldn't mess with that guy... he's the right material to go on
a rampage shooting up kids in a McDonald's and then blowing his own
brains out.

You seem to have misunderstood,.. we're simply trying to reverse the
order.


You want him to shoot up in a McDonalds, then have some kids blow his
brains out??

Well, of course, that works too.

I'd rather not cast the kids in that role, but what the heck - they
might as well start with the vocational training.

"Androcles" wrote in news:Q78%h.104995
:

You shouldn't mess with that guy... he's the right material to go on
a rampage shooting up kids in a McDonald's and then blowing his
own brains out before the cops can do it for him.
Even if they get taken alive their excuse is "God told them to do it".

DO NOT WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANT!

"Tim Chmielewski" wrote in message ...
"Androcles" wrote in news:Q78%h.104995
:

You shouldn't mess with that guy... he's the right material to go on
a rampage shooting up kids in a McDonald's and then blowing his
own brains out before the cops can do it for him.
Even if they get taken alive their excuse is "God told them to do it".

DO NOT WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANT!

Same goes for ranting Polacks.

On Sun, 06 May 2007 06:19:19 GMT, "Androcles"
wrote:


"Tim Chmielewski" wrote in message ...
"Androcles" wrote in news:Q78%h.104995
:

You shouldn't mess with that guy... he's the right material to go on
a rampage shooting up kids in a McDonald's and then blowing his
own brains out before the cops can do it for him.
Even if they get taken alive their excuse is "God told them to do it".

DO NOT WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANT!

Same goes for ranting Polacks.

Come back when you can work "hebephrenic" into the discussion,
mmm-kay?