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Old December 13th 06, 12:26 PM posted to alt.traditional.witchcraft,uk.rec.psychic,alt.magick,rec.sport.unicycling,alt.astronomy
pirate jenny
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blew a psychic fuse
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ah **** nickie


hey psychic blog ya *******

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sugababes
'overload'
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we're ****ed paulie

is there no free will ?

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**** off synchronicity

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werent ya nasty enough to me

when i was nice to th camera man

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**** ya

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went to climb intop my car

after a capapcino and

here's a paper

under my drivers wheel


and idiot me


wot's synchronicity

got in store for me

i read it and

page three

nickie's squeelin

in court


about th camera wearers

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i'd been ****in nice

to this camera guy and

danced in a foot of surf

on a unicycle


th guy was so wet man


gettin sillhouette shots

in th dawn



of th rooster tail

behind a solo wheel


and in th surf


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i fed good

little orgasm thief that i am

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until after i read th paper

bein allergic to girls


they put me in a room

with 350 chicks



for nine hours

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yr beginning to **** me

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kristin hersh
'your ghost'(with michael stipe)
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wot did i do
to deserve this

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and then

i proposed to ya

12 mnths to th day
before ya married keith urban

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yeah i needed that

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today

i wander into brisbane city

one of th only songs ya ever did

was with robbie williams

he's playin tonight in brizzy

i'm sittin
havin a final drink




before goin surfin

on one wheel

thru brizvegas

a hot blonde


with th number plate like

NIC 333


comes cruising past

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ah **** man

not today

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robbie's in town
i wander into town and

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****in ell

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yr pretty and all
yr beginnin to **** me off

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jamelia
'superstar'
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i wouldnt be caught dead

proposin to a woman


in real life

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about th same as


i wouldnt be caught dead


ridin a girls bike

a safety bicycle

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it's ****in with my head

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i had to cut off
more than fourty cars

playin chicken

before i felt sane again

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****in hell gift

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wot u wont do for a hot redhead

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i just got
one little problem with it

this chick accused me
of stalking nickie



doesnt feel like that

from where i sit

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i dont know
if i would ever
wanna meet th woman


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b2k
'bump bump bump'
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u wouldnt hold it over me ?

that i proposed to u

would u ?

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cause it's in my psychic blog

public

and always has been

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nine hours
in a room with 350 chicks


i know i'm 009 man but

that;s ****in torture


blue ball torture

for a real man

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didnt have any choice abotu being htere
they;d paid fo rme

to travel to th edge of th island
which i took advantage of


to go surfing

before th dawn


and try to slip
past th cameras

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009 witchdoctor


my shade is

lethal

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i stopped caring nickie

i let em take photos now

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even stopped a coupel weeks ago

for two hot blondes


runnin outta th nightclub

to get emselves in a photo with me

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but **** they had to run hard

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blondes man

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i dont ride a tricycle dear

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ok

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nickie might get away with that one

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then again
she'd wanna dye her hair back first

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we wanted to know
if she had enough magic


to warrant us
bein out of our everlovin mind

and proposin to her
waddya reckon black ?

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"i reckon explorer just crashed"

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hmm

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more drugs over here

thang ya ****

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..

and th music disappeared for a time

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jewel
'the new wild west'
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i worry about
how nickie feels about it too

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still think
i havent been given any choices

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that red dwarf episode

haunts me

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so if
i


asked ya to marry me

on june 25


and you got married

june 25



and i started my psychic blog on


ah ****

june 25


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so um

you got married


on my five yr

psychic blog


anniversary

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how much ****in magic

have u got girl ?

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starred in

practical magic



played

samantha


from bewitched

with a twist

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it;s get more twisted

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but i cant tell
my psychic blog

how th threesome
i'm offered

down th edge of th island
relates to her


but it does and
only a couple of degrees of separation

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mettalica
'nothing else matters'
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and th girl wants a kid

and my kids are


magic

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screaming into th void

u only got two

of yr wishes

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bugger

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my unborn daughter
has me by th throat


th mental images are

not seemly for a child little one

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even an unborn one

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didnt yr brother give me enough stick

sayin his name

when i came liek that


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gotta sped

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pirate jenny

 




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