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Old March 23rd 07, 09:07 PM posted to alt.astronomy
G=EMC^2 Glazier[_1_]
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Space is Freudian and astronauts of the same sex simplifies long trips.
No babies to feed. No fights over the best stud(biggest Pee-Air)
Space is best suited for "gay people" Gay is in for trips to the stars.
Bert

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Old March 23rd 07, 10:04 PM posted to alt.astronomy
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Default Gay Astronauts for Deep Space: Art Deco and Deco Duck


"G=EMC^2 Glazier" wrote in message
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Space is Freudian and astronauts of the same sex simplifies long trips.
No babies to feed. No fights over the best stud(biggest Pee-Air)
Space is best suited for "gay people" Gay is in for trips to the stars.
Bert

alt.astronomy has the perfect couple:

Art Deco and PhineAss T. DecoDuck.

HJ


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Old March 24th 07, 12:15 AM
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Carl would make a good astronaut because he is already well practiced at polishing the rocket.

Ducko could be the science officer because he knows more than Dorco, even though that isn't much.

Also the ship would only need one bunk.
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Old March 24th 07, 12:34 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by G=EMC^2 Glazier[_1_] View Post
Space is Freudian and astronauts of the same sex simplifies long trips.
No babies to feed. No fights over the best stud(biggest Pee-Air)
Space is best suited for "gay people" Gay is in for trips to the stars.
Bert

Dorko and Ducko can go far into deep space while Dorko enjoys going far into Ducko's deep ass!
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Old March 24th 07, 01:42 AM posted to alt.astronomy
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Default Gay Astronauts for Deep Space: Art Deco and Deco Duck


"John "C"" wrote in message
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"G=EMC^2 Glazier" wrote in message
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Space is Freudian and astronauts of the same sex simplifies long trips.
No babies to feed. No fights over the best stud(biggest Pee-Air)
Space is best suited for "gay people" Gay is in for trips to the stars.
Bert

alt.astronomy has the perfect couple:

Art Deco and PhineAss T. DecoDuck.

HJ


For a Backup, they can take along Michael Baldwin, Bwuthie, for he munches a
mean salami.


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Old March 29th 07, 08:12 PM posted to alt.astronomy
Saul Levy Saul Levy is offline
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Default Gay Astronauts for Deep Space

So all the astronauts are gay now, BEERTbrain?

And what about Darla's saucer mothership that you're all waiting for?

I think you're giving out TOO MUCH INFORMATION!

Saul Levy


On Fri, 23 Mar 2007 17:07:19 -0400, (G=EMC^2
Glazier) wrote:

Space is Freudian and astronauts of the same sex simplifies long trips.
No babies to feed. No fights over the best stud(biggest Pee-Air)
Space is best suited for "gay people" Gay is in for trips to the stars.
Bert

 




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