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Old June 3rd 16, 03:19 AM posted to alt.astronomy
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https://www.yahoo.com/news/u-announc...523.html?nhp=1

As an alternate source it was suggested to pull the teeth
of the noTroll clan from the hinterlands of Missoura ...
until researchers found that betwixt all of them they
only s lone snaggletooth and all had identicl DNA.

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https://www.yahoo.com/news/u-announc...523.html?nhp=1

As an alternate source it was suggested to pull the teeth
of the noTroll clan from the hinterlands of Missoura ...
until researchers found that betwixt all of them they
only s lone snaggletooth and all had identicl DNA.

****
No, Hagar, you've got the old joke all wrong. The way it goes is like this:
Q. Why are so few crimes solved in Hagar's trailer park? A. Because there
are no dental records and all the DNA is the same. But nice try.

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Old June 3rd 16, 01:43 PM posted to alt.astronomy
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https://www.yahoo.com/news/u-announc...523.html?nhp=1

As an alternate source it was suggested to pull the teeth
of the noTroll clan from the hinterlands of Missoura ...
until researchers found that betwixt all of them they
only s lone snaggletooth and all had identicl DNA.

****
No, Hagar, you've got the old joke all wrong. The way it goes is like this:
Q. Why are so few crimes solved in Hagar's trailer park? A. Because there
are no dental records and all the DNA is the same. But nice try.


*** You keep trying ... alas, still not an original neuron in your
feeble cranium, you hillbilly loser ...

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Old June 3rd 16, 04:06 PM posted to alt.astronomy
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Default U.S. announces ban on illegal elephant ivory ...



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"Notroll2016" wrote in message ...



"Hägar" wrote in message
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https://www.yahoo.com/news/u-announc...523.html?nhp=1

As an alternate source it was suggested to pull the teeth
of the noTroll clan from the hinterlands of Missoura ...
until researchers found that betwixt all of them they
only s lone snaggletooth and all had identicl DNA.

****
No, Hagar, you've got the old joke all wrong. The way it goes is like this:
Q. Why are so few crimes solved in Hagar's trailer park? A. Because there
are no dental records and all the DNA is the same. But nice try.


*** You keep trying ... alas, still not an original neuron in your
feeble cranium, you hillbilly loser ...

***I never claimed the joke was original. Indeed, you lame attempt to use
it in the original post is but further evidence of your limited abilities.
Now, go level your trailer.

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Old June 4th 16, 12:51 AM posted to alt.astronomy
Hägar
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Default U.S. announces ban on illegal elephant ivory ...



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"Hägar" wrote in message
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"Notroll2016" wrote in message ...



"Hägar" wrote in message
...


https://www.yahoo.com/news/u-announc...523.html?nhp=1

As an alternate source it was suggested to pull the teeth
of the noTroll clan from the hinterlands of Missoura ...
until researchers found that betwixt all of them they
only s lone snaggletooth and all had identicl DNA.

****
No, Hagar, you've got the old joke all wrong. The way it goes is like this:
Q. Why are so few crimes solved in Hagar's trailer park? A. Because there
are no dental records and all the DNA is the same. But nice try.


*** You keep trying ... alas, still not an original neuron in your
feeble cranium, you hillbilly loser ...

***I never claimed the joke was original. Indeed, you lame attempt to use
it in the original post is but further evidence of your limited abilities.
Now, go level your trailer.


still nothing, you witless loser ... time for you to attend another

Deliverance re-enactment and get your ... ahem ... brain reamed
by the moron rednecks ... I hear banjos ....

 




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