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In misc.survivalism wrote:
On Wed, 17 Mar 2004 09:55:12 GMT, "Orion"
wrote:

I guess, after this brain-donor did a "right-good-job" of hammering down his
feet and a hand, he had a very real EPIPHANY!
Using his last remaining functional limb, clutching at his cell phone in
agony , must have been quite a sight when the Paramedics arrived on scene !
If this doesn't win "Darwin award of the year" , I don't know what will!

Can't. He lived. Could get an honorable mention, though.
To win, one must add Clorox to THEIR gene pool.

Being able to reproduce is the criteria.
Accidents that involve loss of ability to pass on genes can qualify.

On Wed, 17 Mar 2004 13:31:13 GMT, said:

On Wed, 17 Mar 2004 09:55:12 GMT, "Orion"
wrote:

I guess, after this brain-donor did a "right-good-job" of hammering down his
feet and a hand, he had a very real EPIPHANY!
Using his last remaining functional limb, clutching at his cell phone in
agony , must have been quite a sight when the Paramedics arrived on scene !
If this doesn't win "Darwin award of the year" , I don't know what will!

Can't. He lived. Could get an honorable mention, though.
To win, one must add Clorox to THEIR gene pool.

Orion


How about "Dave's Stupid Human Tricks" ?

On Wed, 17 Mar 2004 09:55:12 GMT, "Orion" wrote:

I guess, after this brain-donor did a "right-good-job" of hammering down his
feet and a hand, he had a very real EPIPHANY!
Using his last remaining functional limb, clutching at his cell phone in
agony , must have been quite a sight when the Paramedics arrived on scene !
If this doesn't win "Darwin award of the year" , I don't know what will!

I think Timothy Treadwell, the so-called bear expert, should be somewhere near
the top of the list. Also, there's still time for Alan Connor, Gunkid, and David
Marx to get into the running for this year's award competition.

Sorry Randy, not me , I have no plans to see that movie.. Although I'm sure
you've seen it a half dozen times already.
Did it make you cry?
Orion

"Randy Roy" wrote in message
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"Orion" wrote in message
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Idiot tries to crucify self on cross

Orion,

Hope you are ok. That had to smart! Here's to your speedy recovery.

Randy


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On Wed, 17 Mar 2004 11:30:05 -0500, North
wrote:

On Wed, 17 Mar 2004 13:31:13 GMT, said:

On Wed, 17 Mar 2004 09:55:12 GMT, "Orion"
wrote:

I guess, after this brain-donor did a "right-good-job" of hammering down his
feet and a hand, he had a very real EPIPHANY!
Using his last remaining functional limb, clutching at his cell phone in
agony , must have been quite a sight when the Paramedics arrived on scene !
If this doesn't win "Darwin award of the year" , I don't know what will!

Can't. He lived. Could get an honorable mention, though.
To win, one must add Clorox to THEIR gene pool.

Orion


How about "Dave's Stupid Human Tricks" ?

It WOULD be worth watching. :-)

"Orion" wrote in message ...
Idiot tries to crucify self on cross after seeing Mel Gibson's latest
movie...
After nailing down one hand, he realizes he can't nail down his remaining
hand! HAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!
He calls 911, and the rest, they say, is....
No Bull!
Orion



So he called 9/11 then? So he was _saved_ then?

What's your point?

And quit cross posting.

You guys are enough to give a person stigmata.

Ricky,
it must really suck having to stand up using your computer, what with that
stick up your ass....
Orion

"Rick Sobie" wrote in message
news:t9_6c.113348$Up2.80208@pd7tw1no...

"Orion" wrote in message
...
Idiot tries to crucify self on cross after seeing Mel Gibson's latest
movie...
After nailing down one hand, he realizes he can't nail down his
remaining
hand! HAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!
He calls 911, and the rest, they say, is....
No Bull!
Orion



So he called 9/11 then? So he was _saved_ then?

What's your point?

And quit cross posting.

You guys are enough to give a person stigmata.




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