Age of Universe Edges Closer to Officer Bert's Prediction!

Phineas T Puddleduck wrote:

In article ,
Art Deco wrote:


As a 'sidebar', he also goes into discussion of the Casimir effect and
is saying essentially the same thing we've been saying here- that it
demonstrates the unification of gravity and the subnuclear forces.

No proof.

And note, no response from any of the profound pseudoscience lamers.

Considering Painius' calls himself an astronomer and yet doesn't understand
basic fusion, I am SO looking forward to Bill's spirited defense of a variable
fine structure constant.

"It just is a FACT!"

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Phineas T Puddleduck wrote:

In article ,
Art Deco wrote:

You're even more clueless then Painius about modern astronomy, and that is
an
achievement.

And not one of them will tackle the problem of what happens when this
flowing density whatever-they-call-it arrives at a center of mass.


I don't think bill even understand what I meant by 4 \pi r^2 dr as r tends to
zero either ;-)

Of course not, it exactly isn't something that you can read and
speculate about.

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In article ,
Art Deco wrote:

Painius has really outdone himself in the illucidity stakes recently. It
seems
one comes back and argues a bit, gets kicked about and goes illucid - then
disappears to leave the other to come back for some...

And with the temerity of calling other people "ignorant".


In the beginning his posts are long, rambling and filled to the brim with
nonsense masquerading as science. As each point gets shown as the idiocy it is,
he slowly and inexorably returns to the lame as the posts get shorter...

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In article ,
Art Deco wrote:


Considering Painius' calls himself an astronomer and yet doesn't understand
basic fusion, I am SO looking forward to Bill's spirited defense of a
variable
fine structure constant.

"It just is a FACT!"


So mote it be ;-)

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In article ,
Art Deco wrote:

Phineas T Puddleduck wrote:

In article ,
Art Deco wrote:

You're even more clueless then Painius about modern astronomy, and that
is
an
achievement.

And not one of them will tackle the problem of what happens when this
flowing density whatever-they-call-it arrives at a center of mass.


I don't think bill even understand what I meant by 4 \pi r^2 dr as r tends
to
zero either ;-)

Of course not, it exactly isn't something that you can read and
speculate about.


Read? Read? That is the devils work!!

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On Fri, 02 Feb 2007 20:43:27 +0000, Painius did most oddly state:
"Teh Czar ov Awl Teh Flonkers" wrote...
I'll never know another Painius like Painius on Thu, 01 Feb 2007
15:26:29 +0000 in AUK, they're so drad:
"The Demon Prince of Absurdity" wrote...
On Thu, 01 Feb 2007 08:02:23 +0000, Painius did the cha-cha, and
screamed:

Phineas you ignorant slut...

Uh-huh. You are /so/ easy.

*ding*

(tips huge cat-in-the-hat hat)

You don't really comprehend what the "ding" is about.

Well, then we better get Mother Goose over here to 'splain it Lucy!

That's gotta be the most limp-dick lits i've ever seen!

Failure to comprehend TWOTK is also a kooksign in itself, Painful.

There's no failure here, Demon Prick of Ass.urdity, i fully comprehend
the lits as a flappin' floppin' in the breeze pee-pee.

Now you're just trying to challenge my Monkey-man for the title of
Usenet's Lamest K00k, aren't you.

I yank pm's head off and go poo poo down his... his...?

HEY WAITAMINUTE! Dat ain't no NECK!!!

And your failure to comprehend my comprehension puts you on a pedestal
that's shaped like a pee-pee. Slide down sloooooowly, Deepmon.

Well, forget it. No matter how hard you try, you're not lamer than the
PorchMonkey. You've never quite managed to spank yourself multiple times
in a single lame (in the database provided by your main owner, that is).
In a single post, perhaps, but not a single transcendently lame attempt
at insult. I suppose you've come close, though.

Is this horseshoes? or hand grenades...

It's usenet, so hand grenades. In your case, and the Monkey-man's,
that's *rubber* hand grenades.

You cute li'l gooselings *really* need to get a life.

Your ownership by AD is total.

So... did you *work* for and *earn* this wealth of ass.urdity? or did
you just inherit it?

_po li'l rich ho_

Oh, look, I'm coming into another co-ownership. BTW:

Demon Prick of Ass.urdity

*ding* tips sombrer0

You don't really comprehend what the "ding" is about.

T a l k i n g t o y o u r s e l f *a g a i n*, l i' l g o o s e
l i n g ?

Did you just learn how to post-edit, Painful?

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Phineas T Puddleduck wrote:

In article ,
Art Deco wrote:

Phineas T Puddleduck wrote:

In article ,
"Painius" wrote:

Phineas you ignorant slut...

Sound waves and EM waves are certainly NOT the
same thing. That's the whole point! They are not
the same kind of energy, and yet they can both
vibrate in the same freq. ranges on the spectrum.


And so what about it?

Apparently he believes there is significance in the magnitudes of the
frequencies of two diverse kinds of oscillations. His flawed thinking
has apparently led him to believe that "the spectrum" is a distinct
entity all by itself that encompasses anything he chooses to toss in.


Its a pretty crazy world in his head.....



So there is no reason to believe that it's all EM
anywhere on the spectrum. There can be other
forms of energy that occupy the same vibrational
ranges as EM all the way from 0 hz on up to the
Planck wavelength.

That is sheer unadulterated nonsense. Waves formed from the oscillation of
E
and B fields are EM WAVES!!!

So in PainWorld, a 10 KHz sound tone is somehow intimately connected to
a 10 KHz RF carrier wave.

How many posts till the backpedal?

He rarely backpedals, at least that I've seen; he skips that part and
heads straight for the laming foamdown.

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In sci.physics, Phineas T Puddleduck

wrote
on Sat, 03 Feb 2007 03:03:03 +0000
:
In article ,
Art Deco wrote:

Painius has really outdone himself in the illucidity stakes recently. It
seems
one comes back and argues a bit, gets kicked about and goes illucid - then
disappears to leave the other to come back for some...

And with the temerity of calling other people "ignorant".


In the beginning his posts are long, rambling and filled to the brim with
nonsense masquerading as science. As each point gets shown as the idiocy it is,
he slowly and inexorably returns to the lame as the posts get shorter...


What is this, a character in a Stanislaw Lem short in _Star Diaries_?
:-)

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On Sat, 03 Feb 2007 00:25:29 -0800, The Ghost In The Machine did the
cha-cha, and screamed:
In sci.physics, Phineas T Puddleduck wrote
on Sat, 03 Feb 2007 03:03:03 +0000
Art Deco wrote:

Painius has really outdone himself in the illucidity stakes recently.
It seems
one comes back and argues a bit, gets kicked about and goes illucid -
then disappears to leave the other to come back for some...

And with the temerity of calling other people "ignorant".

In the beginning his posts are long, rambling and filled to the brim
with nonsense masquerading as science. As each point gets shown as the
idiocy it is, he slowly and inexorably returns to the lame as the posts
get shorter...

What is this, a character in a Stanislaw Lem short in _Star Diaries_?
:-)

Pretty much. One can hope, at least, that he's just doing the character,
not living it.

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The Demon Prince of Absurdity wrote:
On Sat, 03 Feb 2007 00:25:29 -0800, The Ghost In The Machine did the
cha-cha, and screamed:
In sci.physics, Phineas T Puddleduck wrote
on Sat, 03 Feb 2007 03:03:03 +0000
Art Deco wrote:

Painius has really outdone himself in the illucidity stakes recently.
It seems
one comes back and argues a bit, gets kicked about and goes illucid -
then disappears to leave the other to come back for some...
And with the temerity of calling other people "ignorant".
In the beginning his posts are long, rambling and filled to the brim
with nonsense masquerading as science. As each point gets shown as the
idiocy it is, he slowly and inexorably returns to the lame as the posts
get shorter...
What is this, a character in a Stanislaw Lem short in _Star Diaries_?
:-)

Pretty much. One can hope, at least, that he's just doing the character,
not living it.

Hey DemonSpawn/ying collective associate my dog's bal1s are still dry,
finish the job, as$clown.

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