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  #81  
Old December 17th 06, 06:15 AM posted to alt.astronomy
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Default Speed of Flowing Space into Mass (was - Einstein was an...)

nightbat wrote

Phineas T Puddleduck wrote:

In article ,
nightbat wrote:


nightbat

Profound Science Team Officers please escort this self admitted
quack duck out to the vacuum low IQ mental stowfile for he is so far off
deep theoretical field reality base he wouldn't understand real
alt.astronomy versus if Hollywood Captain Kirk smacked him on his
feathered behind



Puddleduck

BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA

Free clue for you kooky boy. My PhD application went in last week. I was
born knowing more astronomy then you sad ******s.


nightbat

Captain's log---Present date
Local Earth time Ind. coordinates
Indy Base One code RtoC123

A subject on the net calling himself Puddleduck of true particular sub
species unknown attempts to make conversation with me and my Profound
Science Team Officers. His IQ is extremely low and base life form like.
He states he has an application in but not where for some acknowledgment
of purportedly PhD (Please help Ducky). He also claims being of birth
knowing subject of astronomy without knowing his still infantile speech
patterns and zero knowledge of subject matter give him away as a
clueless baby. Apparently Officer oc's discussion with fellow Science
Team Officers on space flow theory has disturbed this planet declared
duckling greatly.

Computer data recorder make note: subject duck enjoys laughing as an
disguised human and is not normal for a self admitted duck bird.
Something is fishy perhaps further iterations of his quacks will bring
light to true form of this mixed up Earth net subject.

end of log

ponder on,
the nightbat

  #82  
Old December 17th 06, 06:46 AM posted to alt.astronomy
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Default Speed of Flowing Space into Mass (was - Einstein was an...)

nightbat wrote

Phineas T Puddleduck wrote:

In article . com,
"Double-A" wrote:


Why don't you go back to your crank physics group with Y. Porat, Tom
Potter, and tj Frazir!


Puddleduck

Why don't you get a clue about real science, moron. Its you and your
little pretend star trek group that belong with them. You haven't got a
physics or astronomy qualification between all of you. hell you don't
even have a fully firing neuron to share.

So which one is the vulcan? I guess its you, sticking up for a bunch of
deadbeats.


nightbat

How dare you speak of our perfect logic Officer Zinni that way
you befuddled Puddleduckling! I'll have you know Officer Zinni has more
science knowledge in his pinky quacky then you have in all your mixed up
bird brain.

Commander and Officer Zinni please disregard any and all quacks from
this sub species for he refers to baby parrot like brain reliance. Oh
the humanity! when will these clueless wonders stop flying in here to
try to rule the roust.

shoo fly away,
the nightbat
  #83  
Old December 17th 06, 07:47 AM posted to alt.astronomy
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nightbat wrote

Phineas T Puddleduck wrote:

In article ,
nightbat wrote:


Without the dynamic Planck quantum dense micro energy
background space medium there could be no condensed energy mass Planet
anti quacks coming from the peanut clueless gallery. Talk about biting
the hand that feeds them, oh the humanity! Like the flat Earth the void
space cartoon characters are alive and well.


Puddleduck

Wow - excellent random sentence creator there. Shame there is NO SCIENCE
BACKGROUDN WHENEVER. Still wearing the tshirts, kooky boys.


nightbat

Kook capitals noted and quacky a so called un-approved
application for PhD (Please help Ducky) like net Hammond is not science
background or laurels. Edison and Tesla like Patented useful inventions,
Team member profound net presented deep theories, and/or actual earned
accredited higher learning scientific degrees, profound literary and
scientific Peer Awards, who's who in science, accepted applied advanced
knowledge, working models, any astronomy shared discovered knowledge and
Team provided helpful links, co-member scientific community awareness
and acceptance is. Who's ducky and why doesn't this parrot repeating
duck brain know his way home? Oh! did we hurt your feelings, Officers
please call a duck ambulance right away we can't have duck tears messing
up our science group. Just not politically correct and what will our
Sean friends think. By the way, sorry, no Glow T-shirt for you ducky.
Get in line with all the other failed science Team cadet hopefuls. Next
opening date to reapply is August 2012 if we're still here. Officer
Warhol will either accept your re-application at that time or make you
walk the plank.

Caution---Science Officers converse with this Puddles quacky duck at
your own discretion. Puddleduck welcome to the Captain's stowfile, you
earned it. Say hello to our little clueless friends in there.

don't fluff your feathers ducky,
the nightbat
  #84  
Old December 17th 06, 10:18 AM posted to alt.astronomy
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Default Speed of Flowing Space into Mass (was - Einstein was an...)


nightbat wrote:
nightbat wrote

Phineas T Puddleduck wrote:

In article ,
nightbat wrote:


Without the dynamic Planck quantum dense micro energy
background space medium there could be no condensed energy mass Planet
anti quacks coming from the peanut clueless gallery. Talk about biting
the hand that feeds them, oh the humanity! Like the flat Earth the void
space cartoon characters are alive and well.


Puddleduck

Wow - excellent random sentence creator there. Shame there is NO SCIENCE
BACKGROUDN WHENEVER. Still wearing the tshirts, kooky boys.


nightbat

Kook capitals noted and quacky a so called un-approved
application for PhD (Please help Ducky)



I hope his grammar and spelling on his dissertation were better than he
has displayed here, or approval of any PhD is doubtful!


like net Hammond is not science
background or laurels. Edison and Tesla like Patented useful inventions,
Team member profound net presented deep theories, and/or actual earned
accredited higher learning scientific degrees, profound literary and
scientific Peer Awards, who's who in science, accepted applied advanced
knowledge, working models, any astronomy shared discovered knowledge and
Team provided helpful links, co-member scientific community awareness
and acceptance is. Who's ducky and why doesn't this parrot repeating
duck brain know his way home? Oh! did we hurt your feelings, Officers
please call a duck ambulance right away we can't have duck tears messing
up our science group.



Somebody call a quack!


Just not politically correct and what will our
Sean friends think. By the way, sorry, no Glow T-shirt for you ducky.
Get in line with all the other failed science Team cadet hopefuls. Next
opening date to reapply is August 2012 if we're still here. Officer
Warhol will either accept your re-application at that time or make you
walk the plank.

Caution---Science Officers converse with this Puddles quacky duck at
your own discretion. Puddleduck welcome to the Captain's stowfile, you
earned it. Say hello to our little clueless friends in there.

don't fluff your feathers ducky,
the nightbat



Double-A

  #85  
Old December 17th 06, 10:27 AM posted to alt.astronomy
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Default Speed of Flowing Space into Mass (was - Einstein was an...)


nightbat wrote:
nightbat wrote

Double-A wrote:
Phineas T Puddleduck wrote:

In article ,
Phineas T Puddleduck wrote:


In article . com,
"Double-A" wrote:


So what is the shape of spacetime being warped in?

Does shape need a container? Besides, the same question can be asked of
your flowing space. However curved space (through the equivalence
principle) explains away gravity through the field equations. You
somehow think there needs to be a container for space.

Would you like me to point you to a GR primer? Sean Carroll's website
has an introduction to GR.

To add a further note of explanation - spacetime curvature into a fifth
dimension (outside the three of space and one of time) means it is just
curved in that direction. Asking outside of that isn't relevant because
we are restricted to space and time?

Read "Flatland"

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Commander Double-A
Hang around here and you might learn some things they didn't teach you
in your GR primer.

Double-A


nightbat

Please Commander don't encourage quacks like Puddles to
continue to make noise in this or any other net serious science
newsgroups, we have enough interruptions with the regular clueless auk
ones. Ducky needs to find more birds of his feather at the park or zoo
not on one of the most Worlds respected science newsgroups on the net.
His affinity for fantasy is noted so maybe he can get a part on the
Sesame Big Yellow Bird show they like quacking ducks over there.

On a more serious note how are you holding up with deteriorating
conditions at your duty station? Understand thousands are left without
power for days deaths being reported and could possible be another
Katrina like disaster brewing.

over and out,
the nightbat



I filed a complete report in Troubling Planetary News thread.
Temporary power outage tonight, but now the power is back on, and I'm
back online! Just all in a night's work for a Earth Science Officer
manning the most extreme post on the western weather front.

Double-A

  #86  
Old December 17th 06, 02:14 PM posted to alt.astronomy
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Default Speed of Flowing Space into Mass (was - Einstein was an...)

Double-A Best to keep in mind Einstein thoughts(ideas) came out of him
when he was at the prime of life,and that was 100 years ago. Hard
for us to read his mind at this spacetime. SR was not all his thinking.
He just put things together nicely,and used good math. GR showed how
clever he really was. It has such original thinking. Why he did not get
the Nobel for GR is a mystery. Go figure Bert

  #87  
Old December 17th 06, 02:57 PM posted to alt.astronomy
Phineas T Puddleduck
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Default Speed of Flowing Space into Mass (was - Einstein was an...)

In article ,
nightbat wrote:

Please Commander don't encourage quacks like Puddles to
continue to make noise in this or any other net serious science
newsgroups, we have enough interruptions with the regular clueless auk
ones. Ducky needs to find more birds of his feather at the park or zoo
not on one of the most Worlds respected science newsgroups on the net.
His affinity for fantasy is noted so maybe he can get a part on the
Sesame Big Yellow Bird show they like quacking ducks over there.


So pray tell space cadet what is your science qualification. Klingon
University?

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  #88  
Old December 17th 06, 02:58 PM posted to alt.astronomy
Phineas T Puddleduck
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Default Speed of Flowing Space into Mass (was - Einstein was an...)

In article ,
nightbat wrote:

A subject on the net calling himself Puddleduck of true particular sub
species unknown attempts to make conversation with me and my Profound
Science Team Officers. His IQ is extremely low and base life form like.
He states he has an application in but not where for some acknowledgment
of purportedly PhD (Please help Ducky). He also claims being of birth
knowing subject of astronomy without knowing his still infantile speech
patterns and zero knowledge of subject matter give him away as a
clueless baby. Apparently Officer oc's discussion with fellow Science
Team Officers on space flow theory has disturbed this planet declared
duckling greatly.


You are 12, right?

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  #89  
Old December 17th 06, 02:59 PM posted to alt.astronomy
Phineas T Puddleduck
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Default Speed of Flowing Space into Mass (was - Einstein was an...)

In article ,
nightbat wrote:

How dare you speak of our perfect logic Officer Zinni that way
you befuddled Puddleduckling! I'll have you know Officer Zinni has more
science knowledge in his pinky quacky then you have in all your mixed up
bird brain.

Commander and Officer Zinni please disregard any and all quacks from
this sub species for he refers to baby parrot like brain reliance. Oh
the humanity! when will these clueless wonders stop flying in here to
try to rule the roust.


BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHA


Free clue for you, watching Star Trek doesn't make you an astronomer,
nutter.

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  #90  
Old December 17th 06, 02:59 PM posted to alt.astronomy
Phineas T Puddleduck
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Default Speed of Flowing Space into Mass (was - Einstein was an...)

In article ,
nightbat wrote:

Caution---Science Officers converse with this Puddles quacky duck at
your own discretion. Puddleduck welcome to the Captain's stowfile, you
earned it. Say hello to our little clueless friends in there.


BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH

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