MARS ROVER BEAMS BACK DREADFUL NEWS

HOUSTON (Rueters) -- Sorry,
Charlie, there's NO intelligent
life anywhere in our solar system..

"I thought we had some on
Earth but I guess I was mistaken,"
said Ed Conrad, an authority on
space, extraterrestrials, eBay
packaging and professional poker.

These alarming conclusions were
reached by examining technical
data computed at the speed of light
tinside a mechanical brain in the
Mars Rover.

Conrad, who broke the bad
news over the phone to his good
friend Stephen Hawkins in Avon-
on-the-Thames, said he had long
theorized what is now fact.

"How could we even consider
ourselves to be intelligent when
we keep having wars, drive-by
shootings, greedy billionaires,
a belief in evolution,Income Tax,
incredible S/H mailing charges
for stuff we buy on e-Bay and,
of course, Rush Limbaugh,"
Conrad added.

This dramatic development was
broadcast around the world from
the U.S. Space Center in Houston
which has just turned off all its
cameras on Mars so everyone
at NASA can watch the Closing
Ceremonies of the Olympic Games.

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Let's see now. What do we need to do to grow an atmosphere in Mars?
How do we generate oxygen to fill up Mars? How to make water? grow
plants,...

On Aug 12, 4:59*pm, rst0 wrote:
Let's see now. *What do we need to do to grow an atmosphere in Mars?
How do we generate oxygen to fill up Mars? *How to make water? grow
plants,...

It needs another big old moon.

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On Aug 12, 8:46*pm, Brad Guth wrote:
On Aug 12, 4:59*pm, rst0 wrote:

Let's see now. *What do we need to do to grow an atmosphere in Mars?
How do we generate oxygen to fill up Mars? *How to make water? grow
plants,...

It needs another big old moon.

Mars has two moons already.

Ed Conrad and his believers need to be euthanized.

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rst0 wrote:

Let's see now. What do we need to do to grow an atmosphere in Mars?
How do we generate oxygen to fill up Mars? How to make water? grow
plants,...

I'd station Rush L. there . oh, no he would just add hot air & CO2
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