Don't MAKE me come DOWN there!

"Charles D. Bohne" wrote in message
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On Thu, 16 Feb 2006 16:58:15 -0600, "Honest John"
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On Thu, 16 Feb 2006 15:08:53 -0600, "Honest John"
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When I was 19 and invincible I didn't do a whole lot of deep thinking,
just
deep partying !

HJ
Made the same mistake ...
Age is no excuse :-) ... I was 34 at my first marriage :-)
C.

I put that off till I was 30, wife was 23 at the time.

HJ

See? It's been still a mistake ;-
C.

Here's the rule I go by, as far as age for marriage goes: 1 year before my
death by old age. I figure the best thing I can do is to find some young,
sexy, plump lassie and knock her up. Now that my job is finished --providing
legitimate children and the means to care for them-- I can only do the
honorable thing and just die. Everyone's happy and gets what they want, and
the whole thing is refereed by a bunch of Lawyers to make sure everyone
stays just this side of crooked. Only, I am too young yet.

Greysky

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On Wed, 15 Feb 2006 13:28:04 GMT, "Dr. Why"
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You reanimated a dead human body?

Her body tissue was not dead.
Kiyo was only "a little bit dead".
There was actually very little tissue damage other than the fact that
all her extremities had been ripped from her torso.
Aligning the neck was a bit tricky, but Lomie replaced her head
showing excellent skill.
Hard to believe, I know, attitude of a human teenager coupled with
hands of a great surgeon.
Impressive to observe, though.

I bet it was :-)

Too bad it's all total bull****.

So she asked to participate, and she's been aging ever since.
Looks like we have the pleasure to participate in it almost daily
:-)

Who is "we", Ch*ck? (Just playin' with you, Charles.)

"We" would be a whole universe except the Seans

Like your pals the "Pleiadians", Chu*k?

http://www.pleiadians.com/

With us it's just an ancient ritual in which we equably participate.
And yes, on Earth, with your gravity and ignorance about endorphins
and other anti-aging techniques, you age yourselves frequently.
Your subtle "almost" did not go unnoticed.
Few people know that they sometimes experience several days of
virtually no aging, while other times they can age themselves to the
tune of several days in one.
One of the prices of external influences on sentient beings under the
strict weight of matter in a gravity sink.

So where do you live?

So she partook in the aging program because she wanted to enjoy
the benefits of aging MENTALLY.

So you claim NOT to "age" mentally while living millions of years, ..
unless you perform your rites of aging?

I suppose it's a lot more fun to post coded messages to Usenet than
it is to communicate secretly via email.

I don't know, you better ask Art and his club:-

*ding* tips sombrero

What is my "club", Chu*k?

But if you want to send encrypted messages you should better
use my public PGP-keys.

Yer both idiots.

Strengthens the synapses?

Only if you do the decryption in your mind, without a machine or
computer.

What the heck -- it's been awhile since Chu*k has been on the ballot,
so I'll nominate him for the Joseph Bartlo Pathetic Anal Pineapple
Award:

"The "Jojo Pineapple" is awarded every month to the Usenet poster who
best establishes a pattern of stupidity, idiocy, moronism, silliness,
cretinism and general kookery in a way exemplified by the eponymous
founder of this award, Joseph "Foamboi" Bartlo."

Any seconds?

Chuckwheat is seconded.

And it looks like he is already accepted:

http://www.netcabal.com/auk/nominations.html

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renormalization back to base memory of equalized uniform momentum."
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and County of Josephine, Then the AFAB, government/media
disinformation Agents with whom you conspire to libel me and my
family. Your time will come."
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"Classic unsubstantiated and erroneous claim, and rather ironic, coming from
someone who obviously has no understanding of what a signature is. Tell me,
Haslam, do you sign your checks as 'Can't you show a little restraint?'"
-- David Tholen, Clueless Newbie of the Month, February 2003

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Stop this!!1!

Gee whiz, it took you long enough to decide that !

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posted Fri, 17 Feb 2006 01:24:27 GMT, Greysky
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On Thu, 16 Feb 2006 16:58:15 -0600, "Honest John"
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On Thu, 16 Feb 2006 15:08:53 -0600, "Honest John"
wrote:

When I was 19 and invincible I didn't do a whole lot of deep
thinking,
just
deep partying !

HJ
Made the same mistake ...
Age is no excuse :-) ... I was 34 at my first marriage :-)
C.

I put that off till I was 30, wife was 23 at the time.

HJ

See? It's been still a mistake ;-
C.

Here's the rule I go by, as far as age for marriage goes: 1 year before my
death by old age. I figure the best thing I can do is to find some young,
sexy, plump lassie and knock her up. Now that my job is
finished --providing
legitimate children and the means to care for them-- I can only do the
honorable thing and just die. Everyone's happy and gets what they want,

Except for the child, who deserves to have a father who isn't
dead.

What makes you think the kid wont have a dad? Mom remarries, but now she
does it only for the right reasons as you have used your fortune to enshure
she wont ever have to marry for the wrong ones. Besides, the one year rule
isn't written in stone you know - you could always outlive your young wife
if you get really unlucky (look at poor ol' Art Bell with his younger wife
Ramona- he knew with 99% certainty that he would die first, only that last
1% had other plans). Really, it is better for the male to die first -
everyone knows we are such babies.

Besides, if I get lucky, ol' Darla may pick me up for a mission and
rejuvinate me so who knows where I'll wind up, eh Then I can be a Real
Dog, and have a bunch of kids with bunches of women all over the universe
:-0 Hope Seans aren't the jealous types...

Greysky


and
the whole thing is refereed by a bunch of Lawyers to make sure everyone
stays just this side of crooked. Only, I am too young yet.

Greysky



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them all." - Bishop Diego De Landa, who burned priceless books
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Snausages.

Grease stain reveals lost soul idolatrously clashes jizz
queen.

Fred and ah would love each other.

You are a Uni sock, AICMF?!

Where is Uni? Happy Valentine to her, not you.

*I* got a card!

*Uno*!

*YAHTZEE*

*Rook*

Pardon?

Never played Pardon, but Rook is a fun card game !

*glances sideways*

In your case it's better you wear sunglasses.

Explain yourself, Demon!!

Cross-eyedness sometimes is contagious.

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Grease stain reveals lost soul idolatrously clashes jizz
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Yup.
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Stop this!!1!

Gee whiz, it took you long enough to decide that !

Yup.

Are you playing a game of "last Yup" ?

I don't think so.
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Snausages.

Grease stain reveals lost soul idolatrously clashes jizz
queen.

Fred and ah would love each other.

You are a Uni sock, AICMF?!

Where is Uni? Happy Valentine to her, not you.

*I* got a card!

*Uno*!

*YAHTZEE*

*Rook*

Pardon?

Never played Pardon, but Rook is a fun card game !

*glances sideways*

In your case it's better you wear sunglasses.

Explain yourself, Demon!!

Cross-eyedness sometimes is contagious.

Looking for doves in all the wrong places.
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