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"GoD HATES FAGS!!!..."


ready------set------gO


As a PrOfOund TheOlOgical Statement?,
(which it is)
"That I'm prepared tO defend frOm
The Bible against all whO disagrees!!!..."

Each wOrd Of it?,
"Is pregnated with pOwerful meaning!!!..."
GoD Almighty is the first wOrd?,
"And it means The GoD Of The Bible,
The GoD Of CreatiOn, The GoD Of Eternity,
whO dwells in The High and HOly Place,
and with him alsO that is Of a
COntrite and Humble Spirit..."

That same GoD?,
"That same GoD in whOs hand, the breath Of all
The SOns and Daughters Of Adam IS..."

That same GoD whO cOntrOlls The Destiny?,
"of every single individual Of mankind,
their lives On earth,
and their lives in Eternity..."

Thats The First WOrd?,
"In that prOfOund theOlOgical statement,
thats The GoD we're talking abOut!!!..."

NObOdy knOws anything?,
"AbOut The True and Living GoD,
but that which GoD has chosin' tO reveal himself,
and thOse revelatiOns Of himself, including nOt
Only The Attribute called The LOve Of GoD,
and The Mercy Of GoD, but alsO, The HATRED Of GoD,
nOt an evil passiOn as it is with men,
but it is a fixed determinatiOn in The All Mighty,
To PUNISH THE WICKED
FOr Their Sins in HELL FoREVER!!!..."

Thats the Bible definitiOn?,
"of The HATRED Of GoD!!!..."


inhale--exhale--sOme--mOre--screed


FAGS is an cOntractiOn Of The WOrd FAGGoTS?,
"Which is an ElOgant MetaphOr,
fOr all The HOmOsexuals and Their ENABLERS!!!..."

FAGS?,
"Its ElOgant, and ITS APPRoPIATE!!!..."

They Are FAGS?,
"They're called FAGS, a cOntractiOn Of FAGGoTS,
because they have
Kindled The Fires Of GoD Almighty' Wrath!!!..."

FAGS have Kindled The Fires Of Wrath?,
"In Their Lusts, One fOr anOther!!!..."

FAGS have Kindled The Fires Of Wrath?,
"By virtue Of The Place They're Headed,
where The WOrm that EATS On them never dies,
and The Fires Never Quench!!!..."


dOwn--tO--the--pOint--jack--jackie


By multitude Of cOmmOn sense arguments?,
"GoD HATES FAGS is nOt Only TRUE,
ITS PRoFoUND, and ITS DIVINE!!!..."

And I'm INTENT upOn?,
"Publishing this message,
To THE WHoLE WoRLD!!!..."
(at least here in USENET)


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GoD indeed?,
"HATES FAGS!!!..."


burn---------FAGGoTS---------burn

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