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Old February 1st 10, 09:04 AM posted to alt.astronomy
Kiyo
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Hello, my name is Kiyo, and I was born in Tokyo, Japan, in the year 1921.
I have been with the seans since the year 1944, when they rescued me as my
aeroplane went down while I was targeting an enemy battleship.
I missed the ship entirely, but please -- no jokes about women drivers! g

Long ago, in a spiral arm far, far away (Sagittarius), a group of people who
came to be known as "seans" began to explore beyond the atmosphere and
confines of their planet.
The more they explored, the more they learned, and the more they built.
They built structures everywhere, on other planets and their satellites, and
structures in the vacuum as well.
As they progressed to the edge of their star and planet system, they
realized that they would have to learn more about tapping gravitational
energy if they wanted to explore even the nearest stars.

The seans harnessed this energy and began to build what might be best
described as "velocity streams".
It took a great deal of time to build these streams, but along the way they
had also learned how to extend their life spans to greater and greater
lengths.
Velocity streams enabled them to travel at speeds far faster than EM
radiation relative to the normal vacuum.
So they would build a little, then explore a lot, build a little more, then
explore some more.
These explorations fanned out slowly from their home star system until they
had covered the entire width of the Sagittarius arm.

Then the seans proceeded into the dark areas, one between the Sagittarius
arm and the Scutum-Crux arm, and one between the Sagittarius arm and the
Perseus arm.
That second dark area is filled with very cold, very old dark stars with the
relatively narrow and sparsely populated Orion bridge in between.

One day purely by chance, the seans, who considered the Orion bridge to be
just more of what they were used to seeing in their own Sagittarius arm,
pulled out of their velocity stream in the vicinity of our Sun.
It was then, nearly 70 million years ago, that they discovered our planet,
Earth.
At that time, the Earth was teeming with life, and more importantly, with
oceans of water!
They saw Earth as an oasis in the midst of a desert-like vacuum.
So the seans began an intensive exploration and study of our planet.

I will continue this in another post when I have more time.
If you're wondering what I'm leading up to, it is the report of the missing
crews.
I thought some of the details in that report would be easier to understand
if some of the background information about seans were known beforehand.
It would be greatly appreciated if you would respond to me with civility.
By all means keep your skepticism UN-leashed, but please harness any
semblance of beast that might dwell within you.

--
***** Kiyo
System Commander


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Old February 1st 10, 12:01 PM posted to alt.astronomy
BradGuth
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On Feb 1, 12:04*am, "Kiyo" wrote:
Hello, my name is Kiyo, and I was born in Tokyo, Japan, in the year 1921.
I have been with the seans since the year 1944, when they rescued me as my
aeroplane went down while I was targeting an enemy battleship.
I missed the ship entirely, but please -- no jokes about women drivers! g

Long ago, in a spiral arm far, far away (Sagittarius), a group of people who
came to be known as "seans" began to explore beyond the atmosphere and
confines of their planet.
The more they explored, the more they learned, and the more they built.
They built structures everywhere, on other planets and their satellites, and
structures in the vacuum as well.
As they progressed to the edge of their star and planet system, they
realized that they would have to learn more about tapping gravitational
energy if they wanted to explore even the nearest stars.

The seans harnessed this energy and began to build what might be best
described as "velocity streams".
It took a great deal of time to build these streams, but along the way they
had also learned how to extend their life spans to greater and greater
lengths.
Velocity streams enabled them to travel at speeds far faster than EM
radiation relative to the normal vacuum.
So they would build a little, then explore a lot, build a little more, then
explore some more.
These explorations fanned out slowly from their home star system until they
had covered the entire width of the Sagittarius arm.

Then the seans proceeded into the dark areas, one between the Sagittarius
arm and the Scutum-Crux arm, and one between the Sagittarius arm and the
Perseus arm.
That second dark area is filled with very cold, very old dark stars with the
relatively narrow and sparsely populated Orion bridge in between.

One day purely by chance, the seans, who considered the Orion bridge to be
just more of what they were used to seeing in their own Sagittarius arm,
pulled out of their velocity stream in the vicinity of our Sun.
It was then, nearly 70 million years ago, that they discovered our planet,
Earth.
At that time, the Earth was teeming with life, and more importantly, with
oceans of water!
They saw Earth as an oasis in the midst of a desert-like vacuum.
So the seans began an intensive exploration and study of our planet.

I will continue this in another post when I have more time.
If you're wondering what I'm leading up to, it is the report of the missing
crews.
I thought some of the details in that report would be easier to understand
if some of the background information about seans were known beforehand.
It would be greatly appreciated if you would respond to me with civility.
By all means keep your skepticism UN-leashed, but please harness any
semblance of beast that might dwell within you.

--
***** Kiyo
System Commander


This will likely be most interesting and hopefully informative in a
positive/constructive kind of way.

However, with all of that sean evolution and subsequent advanced
technology of vast interstellar treks, it seems they haven't invented
nor having borrowed a digital camera or any other technology format of
recording their surroundings, such as from near the edge or above/
below the plane of our galaxy.

No wonder seans have been getting lost or into trouble.

Imagine the dilemma and added risk of intergalactic treks, especially
if there's no previous or ongoing record as to one's perceptions of
whatever's out there. Obviously going extremely fast would represent
a certain degree of imaging compromises, although an advanced race of
such expertise as seans would likely have resolved this millions of
years ago, so that others wouldn't have to stumble around in the dark
(so to speak).

Don't seans ever keep scrap-books or albums of where they've been? (if
not, perhaps an extremely detailed 3D map will suffice, and best if
it's fully interactive or simulator format)

You'll have to disregard much of our usual flack (including some from
my loose cannons), though especially from those in charge of keeping
those information lids on tight (meaning taboo, need-to-know or
nondisclosure rated matters).

Good luck getting the whole truth and nothing but the truth about
seans to stick around here, whereas most humans seem to thrive best on
lies and deceptions.

~ BG
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Old February 1st 10, 03:40 PM posted to alt.astronomy
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"Kiyo" wrote in message
ng.com...

Yet another sneak attack by that demented Ed Conrad, pushing his
brain-dead "Dumber than coal" theory.

Put on your rubber galoshes, here comes Ed's crapola.


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Old February 1st 10, 06:33 PM posted to alt.astronomy
bert
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On Feb 1, 3:04*am, "Kiyo" wrote:
Hello, my name is Kiyo, and I was born in Tokyo, Japan, in the year 1921.
I have been with the seans since the year 1944, when they rescued me as my
aeroplane went down while I was targeting an enemy battleship.
I missed the ship entirely, but please -- no jokes about women drivers! g

Long ago, in a spiral arm far, far away (Sagittarius), a group of people who
came to be known as "seans" began to explore beyond the atmosphere and
confines of their planet.
The more they explored, the more they learned, and the more they built.
They built structures everywhere, on other planets and their satellites, and
structures in the vacuum as well.
As they progressed to the edge of their star and planet system, they
realized that they would have to learn more about tapping gravitational
energy if they wanted to explore even the nearest stars.

The seans harnessed this energy and began to build what might be best
described as "velocity streams".
It took a great deal of time to build these streams, but along the way they
had also learned how to extend their life spans to greater and greater
lengths.
Velocity streams enabled them to travel at speeds far faster than EM
radiation relative to the normal vacuum.
So they would build a little, then explore a lot, build a little more, then
explore some more.
These explorations fanned out slowly from their home star system until they
had covered the entire width of the Sagittarius arm.

Then the seans proceeded into the dark areas, one between the Sagittarius
arm and the Scutum-Crux arm, and one between the Sagittarius arm and the
Perseus arm.
That second dark area is filled with very cold, very old dark stars with the
relatively narrow and sparsely populated Orion bridge in between.

One day purely by chance, the seans, who considered the Orion bridge to be
just more of what they were used to seeing in their own Sagittarius arm,
pulled out of their velocity stream in the vicinity of our Sun.
It was then, nearly 70 million years ago, that they discovered our planet,
Earth.
At that time, the Earth was teeming with life, and more importantly, with
oceans of water!
They saw Earth as an oasis in the midst of a desert-like vacuum.
So the seans began an intensive exploration and study of our planet.

I will continue this in another post when I have more time.
If you're wondering what I'm leading up to, it is the report of the missing
crews.
I thought some of the details in that report would be easier to understand
if some of the background information about seans were known beforehand.
It would be greatly appreciated if you would respond to me with civility.
By all means keep your skepticism UN-leashed, but please harness any
semblance of beast that might dwell within you.

--
***** Kiyo
System Commander


What does sean mean? Are they in reality our ancesters? Could Darla
be my great great great great etc. grandmother? Do we share the same
gene pool as seans? When was the last sean seen? Do all seans live in
Tampa? TreBert
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Old February 1st 10, 06:52 PM posted to alt.astronomy
BradGuth
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On Feb 1, 9:33*am, bert wrote:
On Feb 1, 3:04*am, "Kiyo" wrote:



Hello, my name is Kiyo, and I was born in Tokyo, Japan, in the year 1921.
I have been with the seans since the year 1944, when they rescued me as my
aeroplane went down while I was targeting an enemy battleship.
I missed the ship entirely, but please -- no jokes about women drivers! g


Long ago, in a spiral arm far, far away (Sagittarius), a group of people who
came to be known as "seans" began to explore beyond the atmosphere and
confines of their planet.
The more they explored, the more they learned, and the more they built.
They built structures everywhere, on other planets and their satellites, and
structures in the vacuum as well.
As they progressed to the edge of their star and planet system, they
realized that they would have to learn more about tapping gravitational
energy if they wanted to explore even the nearest stars.


The seans harnessed this energy and began to build what might be best
described as "velocity streams".
It took a great deal of time to build these streams, but along the way they
had also learned how to extend their life spans to greater and greater
lengths.
Velocity streams enabled them to travel at speeds far faster than EM
radiation relative to the normal vacuum.
So they would build a little, then explore a lot, build a little more, then
explore some more.
These explorations fanned out slowly from their home star system until they
had covered the entire width of the Sagittarius arm.


Then the seans proceeded into the dark areas, one between the Sagittarius
arm and the Scutum-Crux arm, and one between the Sagittarius arm and the
Perseus arm.
That second dark area is filled with very cold, very old dark stars with the
relatively narrow and sparsely populated Orion bridge in between.


One day purely by chance, the seans, who considered the Orion bridge to be
just more of what they were used to seeing in their own Sagittarius arm,
pulled out of their velocity stream in the vicinity of our Sun.
It was then, nearly 70 million years ago, that they discovered our planet,
Earth.
At that time, the Earth was teeming with life, and more importantly, with
oceans of water!
They saw Earth as an oasis in the midst of a desert-like vacuum.
So the seans began an intensive exploration and study of our planet.


I will continue this in another post when I have more time.
If you're wondering what I'm leading up to, it is the report of the missing
crews.
I thought some of the details in that report would be easier to understand
if some of the background information about seans were known beforehand..
It would be greatly appreciated if you would respond to me with civility.
By all means keep your skepticism UN-leashed, but please harness any
semblance of beast that might dwell within you.


--
***** Kiyo
System Commander


What does sean mean? * Are they in reality our ancesters? *Could Darla
be my great great great great etc. grandmother? *Do we share the same
gene pool as seans? When was the last sean seen? Do all seans live in
Tampa? *TreBert


According to these seans that supposedly have been around us for 70MY,
we're all part of the same cosmic genetic pool, with obvious
variations in order to suit each weird environment (just like here on
Earth). Moe was probably a sean, and terrestrial ants can't be any
too remote if not at least on the sean short-list.

~ BG
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Old February 1st 10, 10:09 PM posted to alt.astronomy
BradGuth
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On Feb 1, 12:15*pm, "Hagar" wrote:
"BradGuth" wrote in message

...
On Feb 1, 9:33 am, bert wrote:



On Feb 1, 3:04 am, "Kiyo" wrote:


Hello, my name is Kiyo, and I was born in Tokyo, Japan, in the year
1921.
I have been with the seans since the year 1944, when they rescued me as
my
aeroplane went down while I was targeting an enemy battleship.
I missed the ship entirely, but please -- no jokes about women drivers!
g


Long ago, in a spiral arm far, far away (Sagittarius), a group of people
who
came to be known as "seans" began to explore beyond the atmosphere and
confines of their planet.
The more they explored, the more they learned, and the more they built.

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Old February 1st 10, 10:48 PM posted to alt.astronomy
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On Feb 1, 12:04*am, "Kiyo" wrote:
Hello, my name is Kiyo, and I was born in Tokyo, Japan, in the year 1921.
I have been with the seans since the year 1944, when they rescued me as my
aeroplane went down while I was targeting an enemy battleship.
I missed the ship entirely, but please -- no jokes about women drivers! g



Why? Are you a woman? Did the Japs us woman Kamikaze pilots?


Long ago, in a spiral arm far, far away (Sagittarius), a group of people who
came to be known as "seans" began to explore beyond the atmosphere and
confines of their planet.
The more they explored, the more they learned, and the more they built.
They built structures everywhere, on other planets and their satellites, and
structures in the vacuum as well.
As they progressed to the edge of their star and planet system, they
realized that they would have to learn more about tapping gravitational
energy if they wanted to explore even the nearest stars.

The seans harnessed this energy and began to build what might be best
described as "velocity streams".
It took a great deal of time to build these streams, but along the way they
had also learned how to extend their life spans to greater and greater
lengths.
Velocity streams enabled them to travel at speeds far faster than EM
radiation relative to the normal vacuum.
So they would build a little, then explore a lot, build a little more, then
explore some more.
These explorations fanned out slowly from their home star system until they
had covered the entire width of the Sagittarius arm.

Then the seans proceeded into the dark areas, one between the Sagittarius
arm and the Scutum-Crux arm, and one between the Sagittarius arm and the
Perseus arm.
That second dark area is filled with very cold, very old dark stars with the
relatively narrow and sparsely populated Orion bridge in between.

One day purely by chance, the seans, who considered the Orion bridge to be
just more of what they were used to seeing in their own Sagittarius arm,
pulled out of their velocity stream in the vicinity of our Sun.
It was then, nearly 70 million years ago, that they discovered our planet,
Earth.
At that time, the Earth was teeming with life, and more importantly, with
oceans of water!
They saw Earth as an oasis in the midst of a desert-like vacuum.
So the seans began an intensive exploration and study of our planet.



Seans arrived on Earth 70 million years ago? Wasn't their a major
extinction event about that same time? Hmmm!


I will continue this in another post when I have more time.
If you're wondering what I'm leading up to, it is the report of the missing
crews.
I thought some of the details in that report would be easier to understand
if some of the background information about seans were known beforehand.
It would be greatly appreciated if you would respond to me with civility.
By all means keep your skepticism UN-leashed, but please harness any
semblance of beast that might dwell within you.

--
***** Kiyo
System Commander



Are you aware that WWII is over?

Double-A

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Old February 1st 10, 11:22 PM posted to alt.astronomy
BradGuth
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On Feb 1, 1:48*pm, Double-A wrote:
On Feb 1, 12:04*am, "Kiyo" wrote:

Hello, my name is Kiyo, and I was born in Tokyo, Japan, in the year 1921.
I have been with the seans since the year 1944, when they rescued me as my
aeroplane went down while I was targeting an enemy battleship.
I missed the ship entirely, but please -- no jokes about women drivers! g


Why? *Are you a woman? *Did the Japs us woman Kamikaze pilots?



Long ago, in a spiral arm far, far away (Sagittarius), a group of people who
came to be known as "seans" began to explore beyond the atmosphere and
confines of their planet.
The more they explored, the more they learned, and the more they built.
They built structures everywhere, on other planets and their satellites, and
structures in the vacuum as well.
As they progressed to the edge of their star and planet system, they
realized that they would have to learn more about tapping gravitational
energy if they wanted to explore even the nearest stars.


The seans harnessed this energy and began to build what might be best
described as "velocity streams".
It took a great deal of time to build these streams, but along the way they
had also learned how to extend their life spans to greater and greater
lengths.
Velocity streams enabled them to travel at speeds far faster than EM
radiation relative to the normal vacuum.
So they would build a little, then explore a lot, build a little more, then
explore some more.
These explorations fanned out slowly from their home star system until they
had covered the entire width of the Sagittarius arm.


Then the seans proceeded into the dark areas, one between the Sagittarius
arm and the Scutum-Crux arm, and one between the Sagittarius arm and the
Perseus arm.
That second dark area is filled with very cold, very old dark stars with the
relatively narrow and sparsely populated Orion bridge in between.


One day purely by chance, the seans, who considered the Orion bridge to be
just more of what they were used to seeing in their own Sagittarius arm,
pulled out of their velocity stream in the vicinity of our Sun.
It was then, nearly 70 million years ago, that they discovered our planet,
Earth.
At that time, the Earth was teeming with life, and more importantly, with
oceans of water!
They saw Earth as an oasis in the midst of a desert-like vacuum.
So the seans began an intensive exploration and study of our planet.


Seans arrived on Earth 70 million years ago? *Wasn't their a major
extinction event about that same time? *Hmmm!

I will continue this in another post when I have more time.
If you're wondering what I'm leading up to, it is the report of the missing
crews.
I thought some of the details in that report would be easier to understand
if some of the background information about seans were known beforehand..
It would be greatly appreciated if you would respond to me with civility.
By all means keep your skepticism UN-leashed, but please harness any
semblance of beast that might dwell within you.


--
***** Kiyo
System Commander


Are you aware that WWII is over?

Double-A


That 70MY ago is roughly when a very red supergiant (namely Sirius B)
got with its nova phase of converting its helium remainders and other
heavy elements into a white dwarf, which subsequently lost its
original tidal radii grip on whatever planets it had to spare. That
was one hell of a close call, as well as nearby our solar system at
the time.

~ BG
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Old February 2nd 10, 03:26 PM posted to alt.astronomy
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treBert, it's very obvious that HVAC will say ANYTHING
to get rise out of someone... that's called TROLLING.

HVAC is a troll.

Darla has been the main attraction here for quite some time.
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Old February 2nd 10, 03:51 PM posted to alt.astronomy
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Default ? Darla has been the main attraction here for quite some time.


wrote in message
...

treBert, it's very obvious that HVAC will say ANYTHING
to get rise out of someone... that's called TROLLING.

HVAC is a troll.

Darla has been the main attraction here for quite some time.


Jeff, you're late for your weekly Darlaesque anal probing ...


 




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