Einstein's Idiocies in Songs

Einstein's 1905 postulate that the speed of light is independent of the speed of the light source was false but easy to believe in 1905, insofar as that was a tenet of the ether theory. Combined with the principle of relativity, however, this postulate entails the idiotic conclusion that the speed of light is independent of the speed of the observer as well - a nonsense that no sane scientist would ever accept. You start running against the light waves, the wavecrests start hitting you more frequently (you measure the frequency to be higher), but the speed of the wavecrests relative to you miraculously remains unchanged! Einstein knew the conclusion was nonsense and for a long time wrestled with it in despair but in the end he embraced the idiocy:

http://www.aip.org/history/exhibits/...relativity.htm
John Stachel: "But this seems to be nonsense. How can it happen that the speed of light relative to an observer cannot be increased or decreased if that observer moves towards or away from a light beam? Einstein states that he wrestled with this problem over a lengthy period of time, to the point of despair."

A century of Darwinian selection (survival of the fittest) has produced incredibly silly Einsteinians that don't understand anything (half a century ago Einsteinians were much cleverer). Yet they know that phrases like "no matter how I move light travels at the same speed" should be taught to the gullible world in any possible way:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BuxFXHircaI
Michio Kaku, Brian Cox, Neil deGrasse Tyson, Brian Greene, Lisa Randall: "Now, listen carefully. The faster you move, the heavier you get. Light travels at the same speed no matter how you look at it. No matter how I move relative to you light travels at the same speed. No matter who is doing the measurement and no matter what direction you are moving the speed of light is the same. The speed of light is the same no matter what direction or how fast... As you travel faster time slows down. Everything slows down. Everything slows down. Time slows down when you move. Time passes at a different rate. Clocks run slow. It's a monumental shift in how we see the world. It's a beautiful piece of science. It's a beautifully elegant theory. It's a beautiful piece of science. It's a beautiful piece..."

In the video below Sabine Hossenfelder first sings a silly song and then, at 4:12, goes to Einstein's classical idiocy: The frequency changes for the moving observer but the speed of light doesn't:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FDkfXCMDzZs
Catching Light

Einstein's idea that, as the observer starts moving, the frequency changes but the speed of the light relative to him remains unchanged is OBVIOUSLY idiotic. Consider a light source emitting a series of pulses equally distanced from one another. A stationary observer (receiver) measures the frequency of the pulses:

http://www.einstein-online.info/imag...ler_static.gif

The observer starts moving with constant speed towards the light source - the measured frequency increases:

http://www.einstein-online.info/imag...ector_blue.gif

Since the measured frequency increases, the speed of the pulses relative to the observer increases as well, in accordance with the formula

(measured frequency) = (speed of the pulses relative to the observer)/(distance between the pulses)

and in violation of Einstein's relativity.

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Breathtaking lyrics:

Michio Kaku, Brian Cox, Neil deGrasse Tyson, Brian Greene, Lisa Randall: "As you travel faster time slows down. Everything slows down. Everything slows down. Time slows down when you move. Time passes at a different rate. Clocks run slow. It's a monumental shift in how we see the world. It's a beautiful piece of science. It's a beautifully elegant theory. It's a beautiful piece of science. It's a beautiful piece..." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BuxFXHircaI

"Time slows down for the moving observer" and "Moving clocks run slow" are the phrases silly Einsteinians repeat most frequently. Actually special relativity predicts the opposite - time SPEEDS UP for the moving observer and moving clocks, according to the moving observer, run FAST, not slow:

http://www.people.fas.harvard.edu/~djmorin/chap11.pdf
David Morin, Introduction to Classical Mechanics With Problems and Solutions, Chapter 11, p. 14: "Twin A stays on the earth, while twin B flies quickly to a distant star and back. [...] For the entire outward and return parts of the trip, B does observe A's clock running slow..."

http://topquark.hubpages.com/hub/Twin-Paradox
"At the same time, the twin in the spaceship considers himself to be the stationary twin, and therefore as he looks back towards Earth he sees his brother ageing more slowly than himself."

The idiocy "The moving clock is slow and the stationary one is FAST" was fraudulently and invalidly deduced by Einstein in 1905:

http://www.fourmilab.ch/etexts/einstein/specrel/www/
Albert Einstein, ON THE ECTRODYNAMICS OF MOVING BODIES, 1905: "From this there ensues the following peculiar consequence. If at the points A and B of K there are stationary clocks which, viewed in the stationary system, are synchronous; and if the clock at A is moved with the velocity v along the line AB to B, then on its arrival at B the two clocks no longer synchronize, but the clock moved from A to B lags behind the other which has remained at B by tv^2/2c^2 (up to magnitudes of fourth and higher order), t being the time occupied in the journey from A to B."

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The hymn of Bingo the Einsteiniano created by Max Tegmark:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PkLLXhONvQ
"We all believe in relativity, relativity, relativity. Yes we all believe in relativity, relativity, relativity. Einstein's postulates imply
that planes are shorter when they fly. Their clocks are slowed by time dilation. We all believe in relativity, relativity, relativity. Yes we all believe in relativity, relativity, relativity."

Bingo the Einsteiniano is the name of any creature believing that "planes are shorter when they fly" and "their clocks are slowed by time dilation". The creature has been forced to believe such things in an educational process similar to the one shown he

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gX5ajyPr96M
Bingo the Clowno

Here is a clear example of the conversion of rational people into Bingos: Initially Joe Wolfe's students are sure that the speed of light cannot be the same for differently moving observers but in the end all of them get the name Bingo the Einsteiniano:

http://www.phys.unsw.edu.au/einstein...eird_logic.htm
Joe Wolfe: "At this stage, many of my students say things like "The invariance of the speed of light among observers is impossible" or "I can't understand it". Well, it's not impossible. It's even more than possible, it is true. This is something that has been extensively measured, and many refinements to the Michelson and Morley experiment, and complementary experiments have confirmed this invariance to very great precision. As to understanding it, there isn't really much to understand. However surprising and weird it may be, it is the case. It's the law in our universe. The fact of the invariance of c doesn't take much understanding."

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The main anthem of Einsteinians:

http://ww3.haverford.edu/physics-ast...neEinstein.htm
Divine Einstein! by Marian McKenzie & Walter Smith

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lE-I2I4i00
"No-one's as dee-vine as Albert Einstein not Maxwell, Curie, or Bohr! His fame went glo-bell, he won the Nobel - He should have been given four! No-one's as dee-vine as Albert Einstein, Professor with brains galore! No-one could outshine Professor Einstein! He gave us special relativity, That's always made him a hero to me! No-one's as dee-vine as Albert Einstein, Professor in overdrive!"

http://www.everythingimportant.org/E...neEinstein.jpg

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